this is more boring and egotistical than all the asshole lamebook posters that write similarly long comments to try and look funny, when theyr actually lame as shit, like that duke bitch, and that other dildo imamofo, so unfunny
I may have enough free time to check into a variety of blogs each day, but I don’t have time to read the long BS, especially when I know from experience that anything this long in a Facebook status comment is bound to be incredibly lame.
Wow….oh, and Freda, if you’re going to go spout out some fuckery, learn your animalistic calls. Reindeer d not neigh like a horse being ridden or mated. They grunt, bellow, snort, and maniacally laugh as they smear their faeces covered bottoms all over you and David.
This was childish trash. I read it, simply because I have my Christmas shopping done and have nothing to get food wise from the store for dinner tomorrow. I don’t like last minute hassles and holiday nutters out there.
Maybe anonisgayisgay is referring to me, in which case go rape yourself with a well groomed pine tree.
I actually read the whole thing. Meh. Here’s the gist
david: Santa gets in a horrible accident and looses his legs
The chick: Santas gets saved by christmas spirit and resumes all his duties and then heads off to kill david blurryname
David: Santa gets into a flaming (not really an) accident and while he is burning up he mistakenly transports into the chicks house and ruins her christmas.
Even the summary is too long. and also merry Christmas to everyone and a FUCK YOU to anonisgayisgay
oh c’mon give them points for arguing in a long-winded very strange and maniacal way. Better than the usual : Santa is cool! Is not! Is too! ect… And if you disagree, then there once was a lamebook frequenter who had a very tragic accident….
I think they’re quite brilliant, actually. What are the odds that two people randomly squabbling have an incredible knack for rhyming and storytelling? Waaayyy too well-written. Makes me suspicious, Lamebook…