well leesa, don’t call your fucking kid RAYDON then. unless the next kid’s going to be called behryum-oxaid. then they’ll make quite a cute pair.
also, baby shower bar crawl! i was stumped for ideas of what to do for my 80th (i also had given up hope of trumping my 70th, which i celebrated with a balloon tour of prisons of the south east of england), but now i need look no further!
@starrlite (#23) People who want to be original even in a stupidly unoriginal way who are too dumb to know an actual foreign language, but at the same time aren’t quite douchey enough to go for the Leet Speak setting. Arr, back to the port o’Twitter with ye.
@EmKitteh could be the less talented fourth Jonas brother, who lashed out against the family after being left out of the band by dumping the purity ring and banging every stripper in a 50-mile radius until he succeeded in impregnating one of them. Now they’re living in a tent down by the river, but at least they can still afford cigarettes, Budweiser, and crooked baseball caps.
When I’m talking to my facebook friends I just type normally then when I want to say something to somebody in real life but I don’t know how I just type it at the end in caps. FUCK YOU BILL! YOU ARE THE WORST NEIGHBOUR EVER! I CANT BELIEVE YOU MOWED MY CAT. I HOPE YOU DIE AND I FUCKED YOUR WIFE MANY TIMES WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING GOLF.
Just wanted to say that sometimes quitting smoking while pregnant causes miscarriages. I’m only here because my mom kept smoking while she was pregnant with me, she lost two babies from quitting. And I’m cool and what not Not sayin’ that’ll happen everytime or that women should keep smoking while pregnant, just saying she COULD have had a previous miscarriage from quitting last time.
Now the beer is another matter. And props to whoever made Raydon be a boy. Cause no girl should ever have to live with at stupidass name like that.
^@ say whatnaow. That is a common misconception that it is worse to quit due to stress etc. You should never smoke while pregnant and there are no extenuating circumstances to that. If you want to get pregnant, quit before trying it is as simple as that.