^there is much better criteria to describe ‘witty’ and ‘clever’.
unfortunately for poor, fat Olinda, she’s too fucking stupid to get the cunting point, and prolly wouldn’t even understand the bastard thing, anyway, as she’s too busy crying like a bitch because I said some naughty words.
the stupid cunt.
Would you like us to believe that the better criteria, and more imaginative choice of language to describe “witty and clever” is the wording you choose repetitively, MsAnne? Really in the whole of the English language, and colourful words one could use, I dare say it seems that you habitually choose the language that the poorly educated use.
Just an observation, since you’re calling names and all.
“^if that makes you feel better about me kicking your poorly educated, imagination-free ass..?
sure, pal. sure.”
Explain how you will kick my ass – presumably you are a woman? Or how you are qualified to assert that I have no imagination? Also, you are more likely to be uneducated than me. You spend your sad life angrily commenting on all these pages, suggesting the rest of your life is worthless. If you had made achievements in other areas of your life you surely would have pursued them by now, instead of embarrassing yourself here.
I happen to enjoy the witty repertoire from MsAnne. Also, I know that Evilcow is probably 1/2 to 3/4 of the commentors on this post, because she can’t even think for half a second to disguise her grammar and language even one bit (#10, very obviously so – especially the way she puts “he” in there when referring to MsAnne, when speaking of someone who is quite obviously a woman – I mean, to the educated, that is).
Speaking of pathetic, waste of space half-wits!
Hey it’s not glaringly obvious that MsAnne is a female. Most females don’t say “suck my cock.” Be that as it may, that is the best part of the internet in that a person can be whatever they like. MsAnne could be your child’s female teacher, or your deacon, or the police or that annoying little shit down the street who keeps playing on your grass.
I might even be old.
MsAnne. You know I think you are 34ish and starting to bald. You have a job you went to school for and you work at it and flirt with the women there, but secretly you are insecure and have poor body image. Your two older brothers are weight lifters and you are on the pudgy side, and your wife is frigid. You watch porn most nights and think you are flirting with women, but secretly they just find you annoying. You daydream about calling a ‘working girl’ to do some stripping for you in your hotel room as you work out of town some weeks.
In the end you order pizza and dream of all the things you’ll never do and then come here and try to get people spitting mad because you called them fat, which, is really old and no one cares.
@Anne: Oh that’s a nice story Anne, keep it up and you could have a novel one dau!
Be prepared to take some criticism though, even the best authors have their detractors, and if I’m totally honest you’re not the most eloquent writer I’ve come across! Perhaps English wasn’t your best subject back in school all those decades ago?
Not to worry, if there’s a big word you’re struggling with, you can always ask!
^what was that? was that supposed to be some sort of insult…or what?
I don’t get it, herpes, what has got your undies so bunched, love?
is it because you have the mentality of a packet of stale biscuits and you find my verbal abuse of you so terribly intimidating and humiliating?
Is this your ‘rebel yell’?
I have to say it’s not something I’ve ever experienced Capn. You see, I’m a heterosexual male, so it’s never been an issue really. Though if you’re that indiscriminate about sexual partners then might I suggest a local homeless person? After all ‘beggars can’t be choosers’, am I right?
Homeless people aren’t any fun…they don’t have any teeth to scrape my shaft…god that feels good…I don’t hear you objecting lovely, so, there’s a first time for everything, right? Please don’t stop Herp, the more lip you give me the closer I cum to blowing my load…
#43: Oh that’s a shame, maybe see if one of your siblings is interested? Or better still, do what you always end up doing which is to masturbate yourself while crying at how lonely and unfulfilled you are? Then drown your sorrows in cheap beer and blame everyone else for your shit life.
#44: Anne, all I know is clearly you are way too fucking old and crusty for any sane human to want to fuck you. But the rest of us aren’t quite so unfortunate, why not pair up with Capn here? I’m sure with his tiny dick and your rotten vagina you can work something out.
I was kinda hoping for a new deck boy….but fuck…this guy’s either too shy and not man enough to handle it, or too much of a pussy and would rather spend all his time in the mess hall with all the other bitches.
Oh dear… I hate to say it, but I do think MsAnne’s detractors are quite right – whilst intelligent people do not shy away from rude words, they tend to avoid such unnecessary and frequent repetition. As someone who has given up attempts to not swear in front of elders, parents, professors etc, I am no stranger to frequent cussing. However, I can recognise gratuitous and unnecessary swearing when I see it – that’s when you deliberately use words in an attempt to get a reaction, (as opposed to them just slipping out because they are ingrained in your vocabulary) which clearly works, but is not all that smart.
Once upon a time your comments may have been clever, now after god knows how long on this site (do you actually comment on everything? I know it seems that way!) your comments are little more than angry witless rants.
My suggestion MsAnne, is that you take a break, of at least a month, preferably longer, in an attempt to gain some new words and to escape the trap of constant rehashing of the same tired old comments that you seem to have fallen into.
Incidentally, calling someone fat when you cant actually see them is never clever, nor are any other appearance related insults.