Docking – The sexual act involving two gay men, one of which is uncircumsized (can you see where this is going?). The naked two men stand facing one another, with erect penises (of course, how could they not be?). The circumsized man inserts his penis into the foreskin of the uncircumsized man. Now they are “docked” together. It’s a mutual masturbation thing.
as an uncircumcised gay with a circumcised boyfriend, although i haven’t tried it, i am certain that ‘docking’ is an entirely fictional activity and not possible. unless you have a foreskin bigger than a sleeping bag.
@Dave – the foreskin isn’t supposed to go all the way down to the base of the other penis. It’s just like having a slippery tube. Do a google image search (safe search off, of course) to see what it’s supposed to look like. Very real.
I see now that it is just a handy way to direct a comment towards someone, and i will find better things to do in my life than go through the lamebook comments section, bitching about the freaking @ sign.
So Mr. @, how should we direct that we’re replying to someone’s comment? This site isn’t set up like other sites, where you can actually click a “reply” button and have it indent your reply to their post.
So how do we do it? Just a different letter/symbol? How about #tittle or ->mcowles? It doesn’t matter, it will all just be the same. You need to move on, if it bothers you that much. I hear failblog is looking for some more amazingly intelligent commenters.
I love how the “@” guy came on here honestly thinking that everyone had thought the entire internet had turned to Twitter and we had NO IDEA that doing @ didn’t link to something. He honestly couldn’t think of any other reason for using “@” and decided to reveal what fools we all were on every single post.
Except, everyone knows that @ doesn’t do anything specific like it does on Twitter. Rather, everybody knows it’s a way to refer to a previous commenter. You know, seeing as @ stands for “at”, it makes PERFECT SENSE.
Mr. @, you lost. You thought you were smarter than everyone else for knowing something we already knew. Instead, you are the moron because you didn’t understand that there might be another purpose for “@” outside of Twitter (email addresses are SO DUMB, they must think the entire internet turned to Twitter!). Go away now. It’s already been made clear nobody thinks the entire internet is Twitter. You have no point to prove, you were wrong, and you’re making yourself look stupider by the minute. Find something else to rag on people about, something that actually makes sense.
thats my post and at the time i was totally pissed at them. Now that i look back i left it wide open for them im kinda pissed that one of them posted this on this site like this. fuck guys i have no problem if you want to take a stab at me we all do it but posting it on the internet is not cool. But thats just what i think im the bigger guy and wont post any shit on the internet.
BTW im not gay they just like to hope i am so they can come after me
Matt you really shouldn’t worry about it. All your homophobic friends have done is make themselves look like complete morons (with way too much time on their hands) and you did the right thing by not retaliating.
Well, it seems everyone else is sooooo much better and far more intellectually advanced and is so not-homophobic, but I will admit, I had a little chuckle about this. Some of the listed descriptions were rather good. And yes, I’d have had an even greater chuckle about it had my own friends hijacked my status update like that.
Now that everybody’s clutched their pearls in indignation, the politically correct wimpification of the world continues.