Shit – Silly American mentality. Just realized that Europeans call their vacations “holidays”. Therefore, please feel free to wank to my picture of Mickey Mouse spanking my ass. Save the elf picture for Christmas.
First post, there is something wrong about it. Why would Brandon call his gf’s dump “awesome”? He also believes in scatological gods that accept poo as an offering. And all of this first thing in the morning?
I kind of admire Michael for only having one typo if he is indeed drunk. I have to screen and edit each of my status’ sober before there’s no random dyslexia involved. My drunk ones are illegible, which is actualy good because no one understands that I’m talking about wanking over their facebook photos.
@ Allen: Allen, I can’t speak for everyone as you never know what is going to come out of anybody’s mouth in here. Well, almost, we know what is coming out of word’s mouth.
But anyway, I’m getting off track here, your website sucks. Twss moments have been around since middle school. It is old and can be said about anything. For instance, in your last sentence, ” and they should pop up” can be one of the moments.
Here’s my theory: People who say weird stuff like “I have an std” and the post says it’s from 20 seconds ago, and it’s on facebook for iPhone… Well, sounds like a mean friends took her iPhone, put that status up, quickly copied it and sent it into here.