An aquantence of mine broke up with her boyfriend because he did not have flowers sent to her place of work on the friday before Valentines (because Valentines was on a Sunday). She only wanted the flowers to show off to coworkers.
Adrianna, the secret is to be a 9 or higher and date a 2 or lower. They’ll do pretty much whatever you want them to just for the privilege of smelling your hair once in a while in a thoroughly creepy manner.
Unfortunately for you, you’re probably about a 4, so your only hope of getting a guy to do this is to date a chimpanzee (an ugly one…the cute chimps are out of your league) and teach him to order flowers using sign language. It could take a while, so if you’re looking to get flowers delivered within the next week or so, your only hope is to give up the goods. If your boyfriend is above you (5 or higher), you might need to let him do you up the butt.
Danica is obviously using the drug that is known here as Xenical.
Girl, there are better ways to lose weight.
People if you want to know, the discharge is oily and bright orange in colour.
I had a friend who was using it, she had a Xenical/white sheet situation. Not good, and that stuff stains like a motherbitch.
@BritishHobo: seeing as you’re the king of the interwebs, maybe you can recommend some other time wasting interesting websites for my time-wasting pleasure. (Just in case – I already visit toxel.com daily) It’s not that I’m necessarily bored with lamebook… I just have a lot more time that needs wasting.
I have a few.
fmylife.com is okay. Just stay away from the commensts pages. Unlike the awesome ones here, the people that comment over there are total morons. http://www.mentallyincontinent.com is the best. You’ll kind of run out of material after a while, but it’s great till then.
Fmylife is the best site ever. But it is true, I can’t stand reading through comments. There isn’t one FML where people don’t start to fight over the most minimal thing someone said. Including grammar.
oki.. i’ve used Alli before.. but i’ve never taken 3 at a time.. i did take TWO at a time.. and HOLY MOLY! i had that stuff sliding between my thighs! and she’s right.. you smell like a mexican restaurant… which isn’t completely a bad smell but u get tired of it after a while.
Pouty_Lips: I’m taking it, too. I accidentally took two once (couldn’t remember if I had already taken one, a count later confirmed I had) but there weren’t any excessive ‘side effects’. I’ve found that it’s the food you take them with that produces the ‘greasy results.’ Totally hear you on the Mexican restaurant. I’ve thrown a few pairs of underwear right into the garbage after ‘incidents’ and you would swear a burrito stand had opened up in there.
Did you lose any weight (along with your dignity)?! It’s starting to make a difference after almost four weeks but I’ll never recover my dignity after what my husband has witnessed.
I really do love this site! I have plenty of time to waste, too, so thank you BritishHobo and gawds for the new sites. I go to fmylife already and it is true that the comments there do not compare to these. Lamebook’s comments are funny and educational!
Oh my that is sooooo hot! Who wouldn’t want somebody with grease falling out of their ass. Not to mention I LOVE Mexican food. I really want Danica’s phone number. I’m sure she is the type of person with dirt between her tits and crust on her vagina. MMMMMM
Crusty Vagina ( Homer Simpson Gurgle)
Wow this is all just a bag of fun! Loving these posts.
@mcowles you are just too hilarious. I think I will make my way here more often just to read your comments. xP I thought the same thing you did (about free lube) before I got to your comment. Then I thought, nah, that’s disgusting and they’d all have my head. Then I read yours and BUSTED OUT LAUGHING. The joke is AWESOME btw, but one slight problem. Alli is EXPENSIVE. If he is unemployed then it’d be cheaper just to buy condoms & lube over Alli LOL. Still effing hilarious though. (And I suppose one could argue, “well she still had some pills before he became unemployed…” yadda yadda.) You are a genius!