Ben is… some guy who flipped out on people who commented ‘First!’, before doing the same thing himself on the next post…
That happened quite a few months ago, and occasionally people laughed about it, but it was largely forgotten about. Then a month or two ago, it just sprung the hell back, and every post was filled with comments about Ben. Which then led to every post being filled with three or four new people asking ‘who is Ben?’ even though the answer was on every single comments page for like, an entire month :p So we pretty much haven’t mentioned him since then, except the occasional ‘Ben!’ instead of ‘First!’
The real Ben left here ages ago, either that or he assumed a new identity since his was reprimanded for been a total douche. My favorite of all his replies (which was genuine) was simply “fuck me” after having read all the Ben haters in one particular post.
Sorry Ben, but you’re now a real phenomenon, not just a whining tool.
And on the pun note, the scales of lameness that the aquaman post breamed is impressive, haddock known they were this shit i would not have bothered reading them and drifted onto the next post. fish sea gay
Oh my god, I think my head may explode. Just why? WHY? I gotta say I feel a swift end coming on here. I am so sick of people who friend people that don’t like them, males that make comments that are too fluffy for most females even and people that text talk for frigging everything! I hope they all die… soon. And yah that may be a little extreme but they are destroying my faith in humans!
[This comment has Ben moderated to remove all references to "Ben."]
My name is ___, but I am not THE ___ who changed the way “First” was claimed. “___” was never funny, as far as I’m concerned. The only reason I’ve ever mentioned “___” was to mock anyone that actually thought it was ever funny.
I’ve gone farther than making references to “___,” but apparently the few I’ve made have negated all else. Fair enough. I will now only talk about my kinky sex life, or lack thereof and make everyone aware of my desire to sleep with anyone else who will respond to my…comments.