1 = a chuck norris joke. Oh my.
2 = a swing and a miss. like what christopherlovet (comment #3) said.
3 = I don’t care enough about some crappy commercial to even bother looking up whatever they are wibbling about. But I take it that Gordon has a vagina.
Chuck Norris has some martial arts training, was in the Special Forces in his youth, but is a mediocre actor and is getting on a bit in years. He’s basically just “sort of okay”, not “awesome”. Sorry to break it to you, Internet.
Some martial arts training? I don’t know if you are trying to be funny or have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. He is a 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Tae Kwon Do, his career record is 183–10–2. He IS awesome, not sort of okay.