Thursday, December 15, 2011

In It to Win It!

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  1. If Chuck Norris was so awesome, he would stop me from making the first comment by slamming my face in my keybdaskfjds fij jiopj0 kjfasldl;k;lasa

  2. dumb.

  3. Uh, Austin, the term “whipped” means something else as well as hacked. Try again.

  4. the chuck Norris one was pretty funny! not when
    slim jim commented, but before…

  5. slicingupeyeballs

    Meh, Chuck Norris is a poofter.
    Norris Cole could take him…

  6. If Chuck Norris was so awesome, he would comment

  7. 1 = a chuck norris joke. Oh my.
    2 = a swing and a miss. like what christopherlovet (comment #3) said.
    3 = I don’t care enough about some crappy commercial to even bother looking up whatever they are wibbling about. But I take it that Gordon has a vagina.

  8. maybecakes – Shut the fuck up before I slam your head into the keyboard.

  9. Chuck Norris actually slams the world under the keyboard into your head. The keyboard just cushions the blow.

  10. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Chuck Norris has some martial arts training, was in the Special Forces in his youth, but is a mediocre actor and is getting on a bit in years. He’s basically just “sort of okay”, not “awesome”. Sorry to break it to you, Internet.

  11. Some martial arts training? I don’t know if you are trying to be funny or have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. He is a 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Tae Kwon Do, his career record is 183–10–2. He IS awesome, not sort of okay.

  12. Chuck Norris is a Huckabee-supporting conservative evangelical Republican. Guess our definitions of awesome are pretty different.

  13. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    So by that logic there should be like 12% more Grandmaster Rhee Ki Ha jokes on the internet than there are Chuck Norris jokes, yeah?

  14. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Also, you have to be a 9th Dan to use the title of Grandmaster.

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