I truly hope someone on Spencer’s friend list called the local IHOP and gave them his info, and the link to his FB. I would because I’m a bitch like that. Plus, as a teen I had the experience of waiting on assholes like him and now feel the need to punish the Spencers of the world.
I’m thinking ol’ Spencer does come up lacking in charm; maybe it’s throwing a fit over not ordering off the kiddie menu, maybe it’s his fecal finger painting, either way he’s not the picture of couth and sophistication.
Yeah, so he probably inconvenienced and grossed out many people whose fault it WASN’T that he didn’t get his damned smiley face pancake, but he was teaching IHOP a “lesson”. Brilliant logic. Maybe he should have been treated like a kid after all.
He should have gone for the new stack item that has cheesecake tucked into the middle of it and fruit on top. That stuff is awesome.
Poo a little to make each eye, then move your ass into a semi-circle for the last part of it. This is, assuming, you know how your bowels are going to react to what food you’ve eaten. It’s not a feat I can say I would be able to do, but it’s not totally implausible. I’m still stuck on the fact that this IHOP supposedly had toilets with seat lids.
I live in the UK where there is no IHOP and even I know that. It does kind of suck that the *International* House of Pancakes only exists in the States though. Here, IHOP is the International House of Prayer. Much less tasty.
I’m hoping to go to IHOP on my travels to the USA next month… is it any good? Guess I’ll just stay away from the toilets and try to be nice to anyone who resembles a douchebag in case they squat down and shit everywhere around me.
I personally dislike the Ihop’s around here. . . service is HORRIBLE. So I find this pretty funny.Reasons? -first time never got waited on. -Second time never ending pancakes, well they never started. -Third time Rude waitress from the halfway house. . .
Oh my do I hate our Ihop. Last time we went there the waitress ran my husband’s credit card over and over until she drained the account (it’s a card that substitutes for a paycheck every week so it wasn’t that much money, but still). Then she asked for an alternate method of payment. Then when we got home to find we were broke and called the restaurant to bitch, the manager said he would refund the money in 3-5 business days. So I would like to invite Spencer to visit our local Ihop with my compliments to the staff.
Wait-staff at IHOP aren’t the ones who have to clean up the nasty shit people leave in the bathrooms. At least they weren’t when I worked at one years ago. It was always the bussers, who’s only interactions with the customers was cleaning up after them, anyway.
You think it’s funny to play games with your shit? So do toddlers.