Thursday, September 30, 2010

If You Wanted to Know…

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  1. gross posts :P

  2. OMG…these were great.

  3. Good ones though!

  4. wow bottom of the barrel

  5. Patricia’s boyfriend can read her thoughts. That’s pretty cool.

  6. Wow, at least it makes me feel normal :-D

  7. I think I love Grandpa

  8. This is what lamebook is about vibrators and jackin off YES!!

  9. Yeah Patricia, I hear that’s a common problem that women have, the whole “bf wanting to substitute chicken tender for his cock” thing. Maybe he just needs a couple Tylenol.

  10. Poor Stacy. That isn’t funny.. just absolutely sick. That kind of crap happens more often than you would think.

  11. mytwocentsorwhatever

    I feel sorry for Stacey. I have seen that, blow jobs, tits hanging out, and so much more in the wonderful world of fast food ugh.

  12. Anal sphincter. Do you really need to specify anal or is there another sphincter I’m not aware of?

  13. Kelly, having sex while driving is dangerous. Though you may just want to stick to giving a BJ while your BF is driving, you might not get sick that way and going over bumps is extra fun when your going down.
    On another note, the first post is the first one to ever make me want to vomit a bit in my mouth.

  14. You assholes! Anybody else seen the Lamebook Facebook page asking what posts people want more of? Here’s the top three:

    Background Checks and other funny pictures.
    TyphOHs.
    Wins.

    You bell-ends, you. You want funny pictures? Go visit a funny picture site. You want stupid typos? Go read YouTube comments, or a Twilight fansite. You want what Lamebook considers wins? Read Sickipedia, you massive wanker. You want me to be funny rather than annoying, redundant and crass? Your expectations are too high. Lower them.

    Kudos to the guy who said boobs. I like you.

  15. TyphOHs are the worst part of this site..

  16. typOHs are really hit and miss on this site, mostly miss! I gotta say i’m tired of all the “gangsta” profiles on here too. At first I started out trying to read through them, but now I just skip on by.

  17. They all made me lol, except the one about faeces *barf*

    Persia- lovely name!

    Stouffer’s, why specify that the frozen lasange dinner comes with meat and sauce? Because people are that dumb they won’t know otherwise? Awesome. yeah yeah, I know you can just but the noodles alone, but not if it’s a fixed frozen dinner.

  18. *TypOHs

    Hmmm.. ironic.

    I agree. If the sole purpose of Lamebook posting something that is completely unreadable is trying to get us to laugh because it’s well.. unreadable, then there is no reason it should be posted. I go on Lamebook to avoid using my brain. Plus its no fun to strain my brain when it only results in lowering my IQ.

  19. Sadly I can relate to Marlena.

  20. i can’t have sex because i’m cripplingly shy, girls don’t find me attractive and i have a medically small penis which is incapable of penetration.

  21. I’m sorry, alord…I know your pain. I too have a medically small penis.. all I can do with it is flick it and rub and giggle occasionally. We can get through it though. :D

  22. giggle?

  23. @ladyrisk, there are actually several sphincter muscles in your body. It’s just a circular muscle structure that maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice.

    The passages to and fro your stomach have a couple sphincters. The anal sphincter is just the most popular one. ;D

  24. I know a girl who doesn’t like having sex Alord, maybe you could team up with her!

  25. At least Patricia’s boyfriend is guaranteed oral.

  26. mad2, if that’s the case, she’s not a complete vegetarian. She’ll eat some meat.

  27. Kelly, I think it might be time to get rid of the waterbed.

    Marlena needs to switch from the artificial to the authentic. On both fronts.

  28. @Miss Shegas, Thanks for clearing that up for me. I had never heard sphincter refer to anything besides the anal region…
    But now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

  29. @mytwocentsorwhatever Are you implying having tits hanging out is a bad thing, or were these nasty tits and not the pure essence of feminine beauty?

    @Sarah: you should feel honored that the perv chose you instead of another woman

  30. Sadly, Marlena is not alone. My first thought: I hear you girl.

  31. Patricia’s “bf” is her Best Friend, not boyfriend. The girl was just trying to help! :)

  32. I remember you Stacy.

  33. Oh come on, who hasn’t done that drive-thru thing at least once or twice?

  34. @ladyrisk

    GI JOOOOOOOEE!!!!

  35. Word, she said if she won’t put it in her mouth she won’t put it in her pussy. So if she’s going to have sex, she has to do oral!
    She must spit instead of swallow, though.

  36. “If the sole purpose of Lamebook posting something that is completely unreadable is trying to get us to laugh because it’s well.. unreadable, then there is no reason it should be posted. I go on Lamebook to avoid using my brain. Plus its no fun to strain my brain when it only results in lowering my IQ.”

    Very much agree with ‘Whitg’, TypOHs are awful, I give up half way through and just feel cheated of a proper lamebook post!

    This set were awesome :P LOL at the sex motion sickness problem :L

  37. Also, chicken tenders are greasy, they seem like they would be disgusting to use for that. They also are generally too limp, I would think, not to mention not having a pleasant texture…

  38. Coming from a girl who uses a lot of household products to do such things with… Chicken isn’t your best choice :3

  39. Marlena, CALL ME! And Patricia/her bf are just disgusting people. They’re probably the type who walk through stores screaming into their Boost Mobile phones about their latest STDs.

  40. strangerdanger06

    I feel for Kelly. Have you ever tried having sex with vertigo?

  41. I guess Patricia’s boyfriend doesn’t get blowjobs. He apparently doesn’t get sex if his first offer is a piece of fried chicken as opposed to his penis.

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