I enjoyed the last one because I really hate statistics that say “every day” or “every minute” or something like that. They are clearly not true otherwise every child would be autistic in a matter of weeks.
That second one isn’t funny at all. It’s a very serious manner and something that should never, ever be joked about. Much less defaced in such a public manner, child-mustaches are not a joke, my nephew was recently diagnosed with a mustache. It is a horrible affliction that has affected millions of lives. Please people, go to mustachesspeak.org and donate whatever you can to help these poor, poor kids.