I had a brief fascination with emu kids as a teenager. Unfortunately I was nearsighted and ended up joining an ostrich gang by mistake. We’d spend our days running around the African savannah at great speeds and sticking our heads in the sand.
Everything was going great until I casually asked why we never went to Australia with all the other emus, at which point I was kicked out of the gang.
the same kind of thing happened to me. at my interview for the yakuza i said the triads were really cool, and i got three ninja stars stuck in my forehead for my troubles. i also had to scrape out the ramen pan for two months at murakami’s norwegian grill in tokyo city centre for two months.
i’m going to wait ’til i can grow a beard and i get a really good tan and join the black panthers now.
Jesus, overly patriotic groups from English fuckheads who want to kill all ‘Muslims’ (substitute word for people of ANY foreign nationality) because of stuff they read in the Daily Mail make me want to punch… the aformentioned fuckheads. And they’re ALWAYS about as well-written as… some kind of ‘deep’ emu teen poetry. But with worse spelling.
But Lamebook, random spelling mistakes STILL aren’t funny, unless they’re written by some jackass mocking people who are shit at spelling.
I like it when spelling mistakes make me think of things I wouldn’t have normally though of on my own. Emu kids made me lol, and sensible, your stories are always great. Sorry that gang kicked you out, bunch of douches.
There is an Ass Nine out there. He lives in the bronx. His buddies, Ass Eight and Ass Ten have been pressuring him to come to this site ever since they saw his name mentioned, but he thinks the whole thing is in ane.
I am not sure that Jazmin’s post qualifies as lame simply because she put 21th. I mean.. her entire post seems kind of normal. You wake up to see a cake and nice messages from your friends? Seems like a good start to the day to me.
@IndefiniteEnd – \n is the “newline” character in some computer programming languages. He could have just hit “Return” or “Enter” twice, but instead tried to write code into his status update–another fail.
Spelling mistakes can be hilariously funny but I can’t understand the need that some people have to fix other people’s mistakes. If someone can’t spell, you correcting them on a public forum, isn’t going to suddenly teach them anything. All that does is make you look anal.
In fact, the only time that’s acceptable, is when you are correcting someone, who just corrected someone else. Then its brilliant!
I made my girlfriend watch that movie “Idiocracy” with me about a week ago now… The last time I had seen it before that was about 3 years ago… And YES!!! You have a point… The world is getting more and more stupid. I am so scared of having children in this world now, because it just seems to me that the school systems are so far backwards… It damn near makes me cry to see all of these posts on here… and i’m only on “page” 168…. yikes…