Well MsEry, if that is your idea of wit, it has also escaped me. Or perhaps mine is not on an infantile level enough. I shall practice being a dullard and at some point may be able to appreciate your wit.
i’m really touched that both of you would take such an active interest in my bowel health! it’s great and one of the things i like best about this site, the sense of mutual support and understanding going on in these comments threads.
i’m very pleased to advise though that there is certainly nothing wrong with my poop chute. it delivers its payloads on an almost clockwork-like basis, and the size of those payloads, whilst sometimes a little alarming to me, are hugely gratifying to pass.
i’m sure you’re both breathing a huge sigh of relief, right now!