oh man, i thought i was the only one who noticed what a lazy asshole this guy was. he hasnt walked in years, and then all of a sudden a free trip comes up and he can run and jump? he breaks the rules and gets disqualified (completely reasonably) and then wants to sell top secret info to the enemy?? what a douche bag.
^ Remember that time you opened your legs and the suction from your gaping hole swallowed up a sheep? Leaving nothing but a furry, milky-brown pulsating sphincter waiting for it’s next victim. No wonder your G’pa couldn’t keep it up.
You snatched at it didn’t you? You’re better than that and you know it. You’re just another notch on my Internet Big Man bed post now…
How can you expect to raise young Crustypissflaps JR up to be a respectable paradigm of manhood if you get rattled so easily? He’ll end up pitying you and asking ‘Mummy why is Daddy such a dejected cumfaced half man’
Try to pleasure yourself by inserting your penis into the opening of a water slide. It wouldn’t work. Imamofo’s rectum is similar to a water slide in that it has a very big diameter and that it also very moist 95% of the time. Except on a hot sunny day when he inevitably dries out and the flies come in to feed on the clinkers that he hasn’t managed to pick free and chew on.
It’s nice that you pretend you have a bed that you own and not one that you have forced yourself into.