I’m a bit frightened. I read this as if the writer was a male, but then I did the “double take” of the name. Either this man’s parents were told that they were having a girl and refused to think of any other names when they were disappointed with the truth, or this is one scary female!!
Her mother obv. failed as a parent, why is it the bitch is living off canned goods? Can she not cook? This is a prime example of how video games ruin lives! And who let her out of the fucking kitchen long enough to play them? That’s right, poor old dad, too pussy to keep his bitches in line…
She’s dead, I am too but it’ll be a lot longer for me, I live in the woods, I know how to cook, I know how to adapt, I hunt every hunting season and have good accuracy, and my house is full of weapons and ammo, I’m only dead because I literally wouldn’t be able to run to save my life
Wow, bunch of cranky broads we’ve got on this website huh? Thanks guys, I am pretty hot and funny, and if you’re lucky ill swallow. I can cook, I was just making a joke. A joke that by the way, I made up, even though I have a vagina! Impossible. Also, recent studies have shown that surgeons who play video games have a 15% higher positive outcome rate based on their advanced hand-eye coordination. I am middle class, I am white, I DO exercise, feel free to google my roller derby name and number (Hint: It’s my login), I’ve been playing for 6 years now and probably in better shape than your fat ass will ever be. And as for the weapons, I’m a single mom with a 7 year old, if you think for 3 seconds I live in a house without any protection (remember, im skinny so a man twice my size breaking in would have no problem kicking my ass)you’re absolutely crazy. So anyway, it’s clear to me you ladies need to gain a sense of humor and lose the jealousy, you look pathetic. Oh and learn to spell, no one knows what the fuck a “copypasta” is. xo!
You’ll swallow if I god damn tell you to wench! The only joke here is you claiming you have a vagina. The only cunt around here is the Ms. and since were on the topic of zombies, her rotting vagina will fucking eat you ALIVE! I’ll continue my bullshit when I’m convinced you’re a real person, because right now I just think you’re fucking fake.
“Oh and learn to spell, no one knows what the fuck a “copypasta” is. xo!”
Aww, you were doing so well and then you said that. Welcome to the internet fuckass, anyone who’s spent more than five minutes here in the last five years knows what copypasta is, and it’s correctly spelled.
You really looked me up? Oh boy. Anyway I’m done with this now, you guys were fun though, I hope we can do this again sometime. I better go take my phone number and social off that other post I commented on though….shit!
Step 1: Find out something you said is on the interwebz and hyperventilate – OR-
Alternate Step 1: Self-submit and f5 the shit out of the page until your moment of posted glory arrives
Step 2: Create a login to “defend yourself”. Hit f5 like crazy.
Step 3: OMG I’M SO EDGY LOOK I’LL POST JOKES AND BE SELF-DEPRICATING BUT TRY TO TALK SHIT AT THE SAME TIME AND PLEASE LIKE ME PLEASE THINK I’M FUNNY PLEASE LIKE ME. Hit f5 like a motherfucker.
Step 4: Accuse everyone of being fat, jealous losers.
Step 5: Declare that you’re so over this conversation. BUT IT WAS FUN GUYZ LAWL LOSERS. Never stop f5-ing.
Well this was disappointing. I had hoped there would be zombie talk in the comments, but theres just some bitch. Anyways, have any of you seen the pic of the guys face that got gnawed off? Here, but its pretty graphic. Fair warning… http:// nyc.3432.vo xcdn.com/files/2012/05/ AuBvnUxCIAEN5k_.jpg take out the space, it wouldnt let me post since so many fucktards ruined links with spam
Btw, nvm on 214 her face looks like a fucking dog, I like your angry face better, if I *do* fap, it’s gonna be that one….lol….#31 seen it, not quite as fap worthy ….I’ll just….uhhh….be over here…in the…corner….
Speaking of private Ms., how dare you post make public a photo of us spending some quality time together, I’m hurt….I only let you take that one because you cried, begged, and pleaded with me to do it.
Bullshit Anne, what do you think I fucking used for lubrication?! My penis doesn’t look quite right though, looks way too…fleshy, I bet you shopped it in that way for your own sick schlicking needs, I kinda suspected you had something against my wood, I just figured you for a bitch that sorta got off on the painful splintering effect., It turns out you were all talk and too much of a pussy to enjoy it proper…Seems you’re better at dishing out pain, you just can’t take it. This *might* sound like a compliment and I know how you can’t handle that either, but, have you ever considered employment as a Dominatrix/Dungeon Master in one a them brothel like establishments ? It suits you well.