Friday, May 11, 2012

I Agree

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  1. crustylovelips

    Being a girl and having lots of friends on Facebook; probably a slutty pose as her profile picture – gets lots of sex.

    Being a boy and having lots of friends on Facebook; mostly girls with slutty pictures as their profile pictures – gets zero sex.

  2. and being popular on lamebook is like sitting in the handicapped cubicle in the toilets of a secure ward in a mental hospital.

    …makes ya think, don’t it?

  3. btw;- fuck you.

  4. Honestly, msanne, that’s probably the truest thing I’l hear all day.
    I’m not sure how I feel about that.

  5. I enjoy my facebook popularity. I got a message from a guy the other day telling me I have a great ass and it made my day. Yes,I have no life.

  6. Um actually, this isn’t true. You really think the kids that have like two people like their statuses, and have like 100 friends are popular in real life? Nope. They are the losers. Popularity on Facebook definitely carries over into the real world.

  7. ^not sure if serious…

  8. Guarantee those are the words of a jealous Facebooker that only has 14 Facebook friends and can’t figure out how to get more. I’m hardly popular, and I don’t think my business has even a few hundred fans yet, but I wouldn’t think to make something like this because I just don’t care.

    It just doesn’t matter, because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

  9. The problem with people is that if you genuinely like somebody, it’s very common that they’ll like you back. And if you let that go on too long, you start establishing some sort of friendship or relationship. This often requires maintenance, and then can be very problematic. They might expect you to devote some time to them, sometimes even with no notice.

    I have discovered a number of ways to avoid this.

    First and most obviously, be very picky about who you like.

    Second, if you find somebody you think you might like, try to avoid interacting with that person.

    Third, if you accidentally make contact, don’t let on that you might be fond of them for some reason. It’s best for them to think you hate them.

    Fourth, if you accidentally form a relationship, at some random point, just ignore them and hope they go away.

    Fifth, tell them you’re sorry but they are going to have to fuck off.

  10. Hahahahaha awwwwwwe that’s so means!!!!!!!?? Some of us are popular no matter where we go :D haha ppl shouldent be mean to ppl with alot if friends cause it usually means that lots of ppl like them and then nobody will like you right??

  11. Bunny, once again you have succeeding in knocking another year off my life with your comment. If your goal is to kill me, it’s working.

  12. Did i say somethign mean to u nails??????! im sorry if i hurt youre feelings nails!!!! :’( :’( :’(

  13. sexcibunnei69, does someone hire you out as a pet? If not, there’s a business opportunity up for grabs.

  14. Wastey the Walrus

    thank you for the nosebleed sexcib

  15. I used to have a bunny for a pet

  16. He was also very sexci

  17. Haha bunnys r so cute <3 Lol!! But I spelled it sexci cause God doesn't like sexy and God is my saviour :D <3

  18. Wastey the Walrus

    you are God’s little practical joke and thus beyond salvation.

  19. God doesn’t like sexy but he’s ok with sexci and 69? I thought he only approved of missionary style.

  20. ????? what do u mean????

  21. The film in the picture is It’s Kind of a Funny Story. It’s quite good actually.

  22. Yeah, it’s quite good… IF YOU SMOKE POT!!!

  23. My cousins adam smoked pot or w/e one time and startde to cry in sunday school one time cause our pastor was talking about how much drugs and stuff hurt Gods hart :’( :’( i cant wont smoke drugs cause i dont want to make jesus in heavan cry <3 <3 I love him <3 <3

  24. Stupidbunny, you arr fake.

  25. You can’t, won’t smoke drugs…That translates into can and does, right? Or does it mean you I.V. and/or snort them?

  26. She Is into shelfing.

  27. Why????

  28. Why? Because when people act that stupid they assume it’s trolling.

    I like that, it’s better than assuming pure stupidity.

  29. Isn’t this just a cheesy ripoff of the line from Waiting?

    “Yeah! You’re the coolest fuckin’ guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That’s like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!

  30. #6- Exactly what i was thinking. Saw the version of this with tumblr instead of facebook and that one makes more sense, because tumblr people are crazy. But facebook friends are all people you know in real life, so if you’re popular on Facebook, you’re probably sitting at the popular table in regular cafeterias.

  31. @Walter You remind me of Becker.

  32. @walter. That’s my life plan. And it’s working very well for me.

  33. No… No, I used to sit at the cool table in the cafeteria at the mental hospital. FB will never match that kind of uber-coolness.

  34. The main loony-bin in my city is called, i shit you not, Graylands.
    Prolly the best thing about the entire city, really.

  35. Graylands… I like it. Beats ‘Trenton Psychiatric Hospital’ I guess… though I did have fun there.

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