This has nothing to do with the posts but one of the ads that popped up for this is titled ‘How to handle a shy guy’ and features a woman grabbing a man’s head and shoving it forcibly into her chest region. I find this greatly amusing.
Selena, you fucking twat. there’s no way you meant “cucumbers.” if you wanna share your love for bodily substances on facebook feel free, but don’t pretend it was an accident. it’s like the internet equivalent of wearing a short skirt and no panties and “woops i dropped my pencil!” and having to bend over to pick it up. nobody believes you didn’t mean it!