Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Humbleness Fail

Humbleness Fail

previous post: Quick & Classy



  1. it’s hard, it’s real hard.

  2. *sigh* oh the tortures of being gorgeous

  3. Beautyfailsbutstupidlasts

    Gee… with such a gorgeous attitude, one wonders why she cannot make a meaningful relationship last. Hmm… Ponder.

  4. Hold it while I do my “pensive” pose.

  5. Dear God, Why must you have made me gorgeous? Life would have been way easier if I was less attractive.

    Always Naive,

  6. She sounds selfish. Surely that can’t be the problem though, it must be the fact that she is beautiful!

  7. Well there is a small bit of truth to this. Guys probably do start to date her based on her looks, but then when her personality starts to make her look ugly. They dump her. Being hot may get you in the door, but if you don’t have something substantial to offer (besides looks), you’re toast.

  8. I bet she looks like a bulldog licking cat’s piss off a stinging nettle. Actual good looking people never talk like this.

  9. @ElGringo:

    Don’t insult bulldogs.

  10. Yes, but the upside is that so many more men will fantasize about the sick and twisted sexual stuff they want to do to you before throwing your headless corpse in a river.

  11. @ElGringo

    You’re right, it’s usually the uggos yapping about how attractive they perceive themselves to be.

  12. I’ve noticed that really annoying douchebags who you want to punch tend not to last very long in relationships. But obviously, this has nothing to do with Jamie.

  13. Oh Jamie. Pulling down your pants for any guy that calls you pretty or gorgeous is no way to go about looking for a stable relationship. It is, however, a good way to be used for an object.

  14. hahaha this made me laugh.

    its alway the girls who are convinced of their superiority that end up being really, really dumb. and not nearly as attractive as they think they are.

    why don’t you work on having something substantial to offer someone, jamie? then your looks won’t be such a *burden* in your life… lol.

  15. Oh dear, life is so hard! In all seriousness, this girl probably offers nothing to a guy. She has no personality obviously, and I am guessing is not that hot, not repulsive enough that she doesn’t gets used, of course.

    Girls like these are usually smokers and frequent tanners, so they are hot for about 3 years of their life and then quickly look like they have aged 10 years faster than their peers.

  16. It’s humility, not “humbleness”.

  17. also, the herpes is kind of a turn off.

  18. Hey Jamie. A good personality can go a long way to make someone more attractive… But all the beauty in the world can’t change the fact that you’re a stuck up little shit.

  19. She’s right about one thing though. “FAIL”

  20. People that think they are hot are very ugly to everyone else Jamie, think about it.

  21. If she was constantly talking about her boobs, you could assume she is a fattie. But since she’s talking about how attractive she is, you can assume she is ugly.

  22. I’m willing to accept that she may actually be hot, but her modesty could rival Kanye West’s. Also, she’s probably an idiot.

  23. Check out my online journal guys. Rest assured there are no pictures of my weird balls.

  24. @J
    She may have even beaten beloved ole’ Kanye with this one.
    I wish people were less stuck up these days. Humbleness = Key.

  25. Is there any chance this was a joke? Maybe Jamie is kidding. I hope so, because otherwise she is just a really horrible person.

  26. The likelihood is that she’s hot and those posting on here are the devils pigs.

  27. Confucius say: Jaime beeg bitch!

  28. Yes, I am one of the devil’s pigs, fake Boz.
    *Oink oink GROAWRRRR*

  29. Does anyone else wanna find out where she is and solve her problem? Not by providing her with a steady, stable relationship, of course. I mean by making her unattractive. It won’t be any more painful for her than what ugly girls go through to become “gorgeous”.

  30. 28 – send me a picture via my online journal. Preferably of you in a bathing suit. Or doing dishes at the sink like a 50s housewife.

  31. Boz, it’s good to see that despite leaving these shores you’ve maintained the proud tradition of Irish Hair.

  32. 50′s housewives are so yesterday.

  33. Genevieve, not really. I am sure having no friends or boyfriends is punishment enough.

  34. ‘can’t be in a stable one to save my life’

    If only we could truly put this to the test

  35. If she’s relying on good looks to carry a relationship, it’s no wonder they fail. When you haven’t used your appearance all your life to make people like you, you tend to develop an interesting personality, which is what sustains a relationship.

    Jamie could be a stunner. But odds are her personality resembles a wet paper bag.

  36. Girls who “know” or “think” they’re hot never really are hot.


  37. So *NO* hot girl knows or thinks she’s hot? I strongly beg to differ…

  38. @G

    I agree. It’s more like the girls who SAY they “know” or “think” they’re hot probably aren’t. People tell me I’m attractive all the time to the point where I am aware of it, but I really dislike ever saying such a thing out loud because it just sounds incredibly vain and irrelevant. A hot/pretty girl can know she is, but the difference is that she doesn’t go around declaring it.

  39. If she finds herself in one stupid relationship after another, the common denominator there is her.

    Maybe it’s just easier to blame something over which she has no control, unless she wants to slice her face up.

    In other news, I see my fan club is out in force again. @23, @26 and @30 are not me, nor have they noticed that I changed my website link some days ago. For shame! If you really loved me, that wouldn’t happen.

  40. you know what is worse? the hot girl who knows she is hot, but pretends to have low self esteem, and ask you 9 thousands times a day “do you think i’m pretty?” “do you think i’m pretty?”

  41. ^ damn that was full of grammar fail.

  42. G, you misunderstand.

    If you’re a pretty girl, referring to yourself as “pretty” is a strong indicator that you’re not really pretty, thus why you’d need to say it in the first place. It’s not that a hot girl doesn’t know she’s hot, it’s when she feels the need to articulate that knowledge to the world that she becomes ugly.

    Internal knowledge is whatever, as long I don’t have to read it on facebook then I don’t care.

  43. You’re not seen as an object, Jamie. You’re seen as a shallow person with a lack of understanding of your own shortcomings and a baseless sense of entitlement.

  44. Bucky said exactly what I was going to say, Bucky FTW!

  45. Maybe they’re turned off by her giant ego.

  46. Is anybody else hoping Jamie finds out her status update was put on Lamebook and then comes here to bitch about it? I sure know I am.

  47. @G

    I agree. I know plenty of attractive men and women who talk about their looks just like Jamie. So I don’t think the whole “if you say you’re good looking, you probably aren’t” rings true. Some people get complimented on their looks so much that it does give them an ego like this, which is what makes them ugly!

  48. Maybe it’s because you’re a massive bitch that your relationships fail.

    @Julie, that would be fucking hilarious, I hope she does.

  49. Assuming that she is as pretty as she thinks she is, I would say that her problem is probably that she thinks she deserves a guy as pretty as she is. She probably winds up getting together with self-absorbed douchebags who treat her as an object. The reason why “not so attractive” girls have more long-term relationships is that they get together with a guy more based on who he is, and less for what he looks like.

    Just my guess.

  50. stuck up little fuck.
    No wonder she can’t have a “stable” relationship.
    She needs to be hit by a brick, then maybe her disfigured face will help those relationships last longer.

  51. Naomi FTW for posting that – it’s even funnier now :D

  52. @Naomi: Yeah, she’s way too full of herself. Someone should take one for the team and message her to let her know she’s on here. >:)

  53. WOAH! Facebook search….she is definitely NOT gorgeous.

  54. I do what I can. ;) I would message her, but she might think it was me. And WHO seriously thinks I posted this?

  55. Wow. Um. Just saw your pic, Jamie. Maybe you should back up a step or two.

  56. Naomi, we all know you wouldn’t post this. People hardly ever comment on the ones they submit because they’re too afraid to incur the wrath of the Lamebook-worthy individual.

  57. So then I’m just lame for actually searching for her on facebook? lmao nice

    but I just knew she was ugly, had to prove it.

  58. @Julie, actually that’s not true, I commented on one i submitted.

  59. Agree with most of the comments here. Why doesn’t she let her ‘gorgeousness’ speak for itself?

  60. @Jasey: Were you mercilessly torn to shreds by the person?

  61. Jamie’s picture looks like a blurred out top-down POV blowjob pic. lol

  62. What a bitch.

    @GK…yeah, if your dick is blue…

  63. I am beautiful too – and I have exactly the same problems as she does! Stop critcising her, it’s not easy being sexually attractive – have some frikking empathy!

  64. @Julie, nope.
    haha, I hinted at it, but she never got that she was on here.

  65. @Saddam, hopefully you’re kidding.
    otherwise you’re a conceited bitch too. (:

  66. Found her!
    What a trashy skank.

  67. I sure hope she’s kidding.

  68. The angle she took her lovely picture at makes her nose look giant.

  69. the shadowing also makes her look like she sports a hairy lip

  70. This is just fantastically horrible. Oh the humanity!

    In my experience the only people who think of themselves in such high regard, never are. How does one attain such an ego? I’d really like to know!


  71. @71

    You have to be gorgeous first

  72. Jaime! You’re a douche!

  73. I’m sure it has nothing to do with how FUCKING coneited you are. From a “less attractive” girl, yeah, decent guys tend to be turned off by that.

  74. Anyone else feel concerned that this “hot” person used the word “fail?” what is the world coming to when we few interweb nerds have something the georgous people want to steal from us!!

    P.S. Her parents should have crossed the picket line at their local abortion clinic. Would have solved the problems she now faces.

  75. @Naomi

    I don’t think that’s her.
    If you look at the blurred profile pic in here and then look at the one on facebook, it doesn’t really match, I mean the colours.
    I don’t know maybe it’s just me.

  76. It is. The picture changed. I’m her friend on facebook and can prove it by showing you the full conversation

  77. *I added her

  78. ht tp:/ /i38.ti m/6hib0 g

    without the spaces. and that’s the full conversation

  79. Thanks for completely embarassing me.

  80. That conversation made her all the more despicable. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! I feel like projectile vomiting all over my computer screen and her not-so-attractive face.

  81. I wish you’d put your real name because I don’t have a naomi on my friends list.

  82. Hey, it’s that stupid bitch that so stupidly thinks she’s pretty!

    Everyone gander at how pretty she thinks she is.

  83. If you were the real Jamie you would know I was on your friend list. I just added you and you accepted.

  84. i havent added any new people to my facebook in a while.

  85. Not replying to people who pretend to be her.

    She’s ugly anyway. I’ll delete her.

  86. If you’re attractive you don’t need to state it, other people do it for you.

    And there are plenty of attractive girls in stable relationships. It requires two things:
    1) Have something to offer besides your looks.
    2) Make an intelligent choice in partner, i.e. not a douchebag who will use you.

    Not really that difficult.

  87. i’m definitely not pretending to be her. you’re just so quick to jump to conclusions. you’re the one who keeps coming back on here making a big deal about it. want my email to prove it’s me to search me on facebook or my myspace? ok i’m not going to look at this anymore it’s hurtful. everyone has their opinion i know i’m not the hottest person in the world. i said i was pretty! not smokin hot or down right sexy. i’m not conceited in any way. i just want a long lasting relationship.

  88. that is so true jelly. thanks for the kind words.

  89. i want everyone to cum on my fucking face

  90. Jamie, are you stupid too? That’s a kind of a turn on for me.

  91. haha

    “I said I was pretty! not smoking hot or downright sexy”

    I don’t know about you but would “that’s the downside to being gorgeous” equate to thinking oneself as “smoking hot”/”dowaright sexy” ?

  92. These new fake Boz’s suck shit … seriously leave it to the Fake Boz’s that are legitimately funny instead of just coming in at random and going “cum on my fucking face”, stupid shitburger.

  93. Can a Lamebook comments section be put on Lamebook?

  94. She’s not ugly…comments like that just really invite people to want to bring you down a peg. She might get a lot of guys wanting to use her for sex- but Jamie my advice would be that you should be a bit more careful about the guys you choose. Inevitably the guys who want to use you for sex are just not nice guys- your looks are irrelevant. If you meet someone who is nice and likes you then they won’t want to use you.

    The reason this status sounds so conceited (to me) is because it comes across like Jamie thinks that all men become so overwhelmed by her beauty that any thoughts of a relationship fly out of the window and they only want to get in her pants. Whereas if you were meeting/going out with genuine people they wouldn’t want to do that regardless.

  95. comments like that = her status

  96. i will definitlely be more careful. not all guys want to use me. there are great guys out there!! i was just having a down day when i posted that status because i just want a good relationship where it doesn’t seem like a guy only wants to use me because of my looks. some men are just that way. not all of them are though.

  97. @Jamie. Check out my online journal. I’m one of the good guys (If you don’t mind one of my testicles being the size of a galia melon).

  98. nice journal. i looked it over.

  99. You know, it’s impossible to be objective about these things.

    Except in this case. You are OBJECTIVELY not gorgeous, you spaz. The fact that you’re a loathsome bitch just adds to my disgust.

    You are an object, yes. An object of derision.

  100. sorry you feel that way.

  101. @Ben. Probably not worth getting that wound up about, you angry little man. I think someone’s been rejected rather a lot over the years eh?! Good boy x

  102. Maybe its relationships dont last cuz its got its head stuck up its ass

  103. it?

    that’s a bit “it puts the lotion on its skin”

    scary dude

  104. well because no actual, real person would talk about themselves as highly as Jamie does.

    she’s an it.

  105. Fucking Hell, again with the abuse. I take the piss out of someone who is, by all accounts, clearly a shallow bitch, and I get abuse! I particularly love the playground attempt at putting me in my place. Nice work, Kong.

    You are clearly an intellectual giant, humbling me and teaching me a valuable lesson. Thank you. Thank you for being here, and thank you for saving the internet.

  106. I don’t think she is ugly. I think she is not unattractive, but she is attractive, certainly not “gorgeous” or even “very pretty”.

    She has a bit of growing up to do, that’s for sure. And having a long term relationship just isn’t based on levels of attractiveness. Of the people I know in my little circle, both very attractive people have great relationships as well as the not-so-attractive people, same goes for those in shitty relationships. They are all dating people in the same level of attractiveness as well, which negates the thought of their partners level of attractiveness if they are at the same level. So what else do they have to go by? Personality.

    Jamie, it is in your best interest to not worry about looks and start developing a personality by experiencing life and education. At least you are young and have a ways to go, so there is hope.

  107. I bet she cheats on all of her boyfriends and then blames her infidelity on them. That and I bet she has huge meat curtains cause she is so insecure she fucks everyone.

  108. @Spanky: The size of a woman’s outer labia has nothing to do with how many times she has had sex. It’s hereditary.

    And there’s your anatomy lesson for the day. Although, meat curtains is a pretty nice visual.

  109. And by “outer labia”, I mean labia minor. *Sigh* Anatomy fail.

  110. No, by “outer labia” you would mean “labia majora”. The inner ones are the “labia minora”.

    Although it’s moot anyway since sex wouldn’t affect what either set of labia looks like.

    Unless your idea of foreplay is letting midgets swing from them.

  111. Jamie I sympathise.. except that I AM 100% happy without a partner (maybe you should see a psych about that? It’s REALLY SERIOUSLY UNHEALTHY to think that way)
    Personally my issue with men is that I play them and then decide I actually kind of like them after already rejecting them emotionally. Or I get distracted in bed and they feel emasculated. I have on multiple occassions been known to abuse a guy for treating me badly then ignore him for weeks until I’m waaaasted and send a 4am txt. Plus I am completely unwilling to change.
    If you do any of these things, the problem is you.

  112. don’t be so hard on yourself jamie, your actually really ugly… so on your own rule, ur relationship will last a lifetime

  113. LOL @ BLIM BLIM

  114. This is so simple to explain.
    You are dated DUE to your looks. So in the short time it takes for him to see who you are as a person he realizes even your immense beauty isn’t enough to make dealing with your horrific personality worth it. You are then dumped or blown off.

    A “less attractive” girl as you put it probably doesn’t walk around a fake bitch and her personality is seen right off. Making no surprises when being with her. She as a person is already loved.

    I have a feeling these ugly girls are actually pretty just not disgustingly fake and get good relationships. Making you a jealous bitch who calls them ugly to make yourself feel better.

  115. The convo that someone posted above in the tiny pic just proves what a shallow person she is. I would never stand to be with someone who has that point of view or talks like that. Her bad personality shines right through.

  116. Jamie, if you had a baby, would you pee on it?

  117. I so understand i have a boyfriend at the moment been with him 7month but all i get is he looking at you and so is he i get home and i get how mny guys been looking at you 2day, i wish he understod let them look cause am i with and hu do i love and come home to every night

  118. skidagurl-
    You should think about coming home to a grammar tutor every night.

  119. @8- it hurt my mind’s eye to look at your word picture!

  120. Pretty sure the reason you’re seen as an object is ’cause you’re a dumb whore. I’ve been a few long relationships, and I’m fuckin’ smokin’.
    Sorry, narcissism is my fail.

  121. LifeIs42…

    Lets jive.

  122. Yes that is what happens to pretty girls. Sucked in. It’s what you get for tormenting me with your looks.

  123. See Jamie, what you fail to comprehend here, is that by stating what you did the way you did, you’ve insulted every female in a relationship that has *lasted*
    Now, what is your definition of *lasted*? Shall we say one year or more? You have, essentially, told every female whose relationship has lasted a year or more that she is *not so attractive* while you yourself are gorgeous. You’ve chalked up their ability to maintain a relationship to strictly looks or lack thereof. You can make a relationship last? You must not be attractive.
    Now clearly, there are a bazillion gajillion women who are smarter than you. That goes without saying. It could be it’s the smarts that keep a relationship going and not the looks. But you, being *not so smart* have yet to explore that possiblity so instead, you go around blindly insulting every woman who has the intelligence to make a relationship last a year. And frankly, it really doesn’t even take that much intelligence. So you are seriously lacking if you can’t manage to swing that. Seriously.

  124. nice long comment idiot

  125. They “last a long time” because they are usually a lot more down-to-earth and selfless. BYATCH.

  126. You must be fat Jessi.

  127. Wow E, aren’t you mature. Sounds like you belong right up there in the same category as Jamie. Anyways, in my opinion #7 hit it right on the dot.

  128. Any girl who claims to be gorgeous on their status is obviously pig fucking ugly

  129. @notthemessaiah…I don’t know, dude. Those’re the hottest pixels I’ve seen in a long while, truth be told.

    But in all honesty..Someone’s quite vain. At least she’s come to terms with the fact that she’ll forever be an object.

  130. Perhaps she doesn’t do well in relationships, not because she’s “so gorgeous”, but because she’s so vain. People who are too narssicistic are a major turn off.

  131. Good on ya, Molly. I’d agree.

  132. At least she admits what is a fact of life.

  133. The word’s humility, not humbleness.

  134. …that’s actually pretty ugly and conceited…maybe that’s why she can’t last so long in a relationship?

  135. do object wants buttsecks?

  136. tragic.

  137. if by object, you mean conceited bitch, yeah, i get that vibe from you.

  138. how do bitches like this even get men? a lil confidence is good but this shit is just too much.

  139. willthegreatest

    women are objects

  140. And willthegreatest is an ass.

  141. So Jamie’s single?

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