Hand her a tampon, then hold both her hands, you know, to restrain her, then stare into her eyes for seconds not saying anything, cos that shit ain’t creep, then leap straight to “will you be my girlfriend?”. Once she says yes, and you finally can see once the mace wears off… and you are alone, plan next conquest.
Lately I’ve been thinking that lamebook would be a good tool to use by the government. They can just round up the people from these posts, drop them all in a rocketship, then promptly fire it off into the sun. Surely the global IQ could stand to gain a few points?