People can be very attached to dogs, as much as they are to other people.
Dogs likely break-up relationships all the time.
Or sometimes when people divorce one of the biggest battling points is “who gets the dog”
especially when they don’t have kids.
i can’t wait to go from single to married. hopefully in an amicable way. i have a small beta-fish from a previous relationship (with jesus) and sole custody of a starbucks gift card.
Attn: “HAHA” (and to all others that this applies)
Can you give it up with the ‘firsts’?
I love reading lamebook entries – and often the discussions that follow are also an enjoyable read. But I am so tired of what seems to be a very lame game of being the first person to comment a new entry with ‘first’. Is it really that fun? I cant work out if you people are actually 12, or just have the mental capacity of 12 year olds. I hope it is the former, because at least then, there is a chance for you to do something more with your life.
Amen, rainyday. To the people who insist on filling comment sections with “First” and it’s obnoxious variations – I’m glad my life isn’t as boring as yours must be. You are the reason I usually just don’t bother reading the comments.
@21/22: Though I’m in complete agreement with you both, I don’t really see how directing comments at them are going to make them stop. Probably will just promote more people to do it to piss you off honestly. Best to ignore these things.
On another note, I’d be pissed if my ex kept the dog.
Hey Ive never heard of this sad pathetic lamebook! How my status change ended up on here is beyond me. Whats the big fucking deal with this really. Me & my husband have yeh split up but are still good friends & he was joking about the dog thing. How can you all sit around taking the piss out of other peoples lives. You sado freaks, get your own fucking life & who ever put my status on here better fucking hope you dont see me again or my husband cause you’ll wish you were never fucking born. You dont take the piss with peoples lives, sad fucks!!!!!
OMG how the heck do you get hold of this information?
It’s my friends who wrote those comms, there marriage has just ended and you people sit here making f@*king jokes about it – insensitive fuckers!!!!
I really wanna know how you got hold of that info????!!!!!
You think it’s cool coming on this LAMEBOOK, but I think laughing at whats going on in people’s lives makes you the lame ones!!! Get your own lifes and stop laughing at other people misfortunes you absolute set of pricks!!!
OK, so either Stacey and Anon are just trying to get a reaction from people by pretending to be these people or they are genuine and need to find new friends. Lamebook “gets this information” from your friends.
Yeh i kinda realise that someone has submitted this BUT its my life & i dont want to have people taking the piss out of it. Im not trying to get a reaction at all, im fuming that people are sat here taking the piss. And whoever posted as AndrewO is a bullshitter, cause my husband is at the fucking side of me you retards. Fucking grow up the lot of you.
There’s no *magic way* to get ahold of this information (well actually I’m sure there is but it’s not used by this site). One of Stacey O’s “friends” took a screencap of it and submitted it to Lamebook. So don’t blame us, blame your crappy friends.
if people didnt want their lives broadcast across the web they shouldnt post it up on facebook for fucks sake.
chill out
the fact that you found this means you are doing exactly the same thign as everyone else on here
so jump of your high horse and go tell your friends they are idiots for discussing such matters on facebook
No he’s not my ex husband as were still married just not together, idiots. We have fucking kids you morons, we have adult real lives unlike you lot. Why sit & take the piss?
thomas – dont you dare call me a moron who the fuck do you think you’re talking to!!!!!!! You piece of shit, I am not lame like you and have never used “lamebook” so excuse me for not knowing how it works!!!
Stacey & Andy I am sorry but it looks like one of you has an absolutely sick and disgusting friend. I have my suspicions which I have messaged Stacey about xxxx
My friend told me someone had put this on here, numptys. Do you think i go looking for this kind of crap? I didnt broadcast it on facebook, i just change myself from married to single, thats it. So dont tell me to get off my high horse.
Stacey, you already said your husband was joking, so now we are laughing at his joke, isn’t that the whole point of making a joke? To make others laugh?
really? For one, “StaceyO” is not gonna comment on here with the name StaceyO. That’s so obviously a fake. Plus, who says “take the piss out of it” in real life, over and over. This is just lame all together
Ur all sad freaks to be slating someone elses life.. obviously have nothing better to do then sit on lamebook and make sad comments because ur lifes are so shit!
This is Andy, I’m sat next to Stacey right now and read this trash. I find it funny how much a sad and pathetic person would post something like this. Anybody who “knows” us would know my comments regarding Bones, the dog were in jest. I will not apologise for my wife’s rude comments, she is very entitled to them, and those with the “grammar hammer” have invalid opinions, she is very angry and upset over this.
Bring on the “flames” bring on the bullshit which associates itself with sites like this which mock other people’s lives. You can doubt the validity of our identity, I could not care less. I’ll say the same thing I just said to Malcolm, I hope to god I don’t find out who submitted this, for their sake. Go find something actually genuine to laugh and poke fun at.
Interesting. I’m 34 years old, going through a divorce of my own, working full time and going back to school, trying to build a new life for myself and in general am a pretty private person and yet I can’t think of anything that I put on Facebook (and I post on there a lot) that would get me anywhere near as upset as StaceyO seems to be getting (well, maybe if someone hacked into my FB account and posted my private messages, yeah, but that’s a completely different story). Not only that, but I also read lamebook regularly and find it oftentimes hilarious (but not always – some of the posts just aren’t that funny).
hahah I love this. No andy/stacey/fake person. You are not both up still commenting on lamebook for the past hour this early in the morning. Obviously not. This is just terrible, haha
lol you forgot that the world revolves around America and its only 10:30 somewhere else. If stacy and andy are spending their saturday morning on lamebook, that doesnt make it better? haha “now getting on with their day”? apparently not. the only reason im still awake keeping up with this is because i find it amusing to stir up some lame people before hitting the hay!
honestly, this lamebook post was not actually that lame. Just the lame people commenting, such as yourself, are what makes this funny. But as it appears that the amusement no longer exceeds the effort needed to stay awake and comment on here, I bid you goodnight. And yes, hay is for horses, congratulations on that wonderful insult.
While I don’t agree that lamebook visitors necessarily have no lives (what’s wrong with an occasional humour fix?), I definitely do side with Andy and Stacy on this one.
Whoever submitted this – a private fb exchange containing an in-joke – does NOT deserve their friendship.
Last note to Andy & Stacey, do not take the jesting personally. None of the regular posters even know who you are, and their jokes/insults are meaningless. In a week from now, this will be just cyber-dust anyway. Wishing you good luck in your real life.
See this is something you should decide at the start of the relationship. When my partner and I got together we got a puppy. She has a bladder problem and finds it hard to hold it in when shes excited. Even though she is 3 years old now. He was adament id we ever broke up he got to keep her. I was fie with that. I then bought her a friend. who doesn’t pee. I get to keep him. I win.
I am the ‘friend’ that notified Stacey & then her friend about this and can vouch the people above posting are very real. I wasn’t even Stacey’s friend per se until this morning, I just recognised her name and her husband’s name from a mutual friend and a parenting website. I thought they genuinely knew someone had done this, I never in a million years thought people actually submitted stuff here without the original posters consent and I think they have a fair reaction to finding out that someone Stacey had on her friends list has taken things from her private account and posted it to a very public website with nothing more than the intention of allowing other people to laugh at it.
Stacey- Facebook isn’t private, it’s public. The only private aspect to Facebook is ‘Chat’ and ‘Private Messages’. If you post something on your profile, whether it be your status or photos or relationship status, you’re sharing it with everybody in your “friend’s” list. I use the quotation marks because obviously you do not restrict your friends list to just your actual friends, or why would this be on Lamebook?
The internet isn’t private, if you don’t want people laughing at you, keep it in the real world.
The original post was not nearly as interesting as the comments. Stacey, you just racketted up the level. Your best bet would have been to just ignore it. But I am glad you didn’t, because your craziness was way more fun.
Mm however technicall write you may be, you should be man enough to tale the grief when having avlaigh at somone elses expense, also the fact you imply friends on face book sent real friends for posting on lamebook seems to suggest you have annunderstanding that the parties to your joke may be a little hacked off,, funny I’m sure if not dome to you, be about your life, and done by your friends,
And no facebook isn’t private, but u can set restrictions which low lives like you lot overlook, staceys profile was not I don’t believe open to the public, yet her privacey has been expose on this shit site, hmm yes your all very respectable finding car crashes, dead grandparents funny, god I’m so glad and proud of the society I live in where you attempt to lord it over people like andrew and stacey who manage to be friends even when their marrage is ending, ? Chin up guys x x x
Mmm that would mean revealing your identity then peps woul get into your fb acc post your ‘lame’ comments on lamebook, somehow I think you might take a different view. Do u really lack any comprehension that people may not approve when details of their split is the subject of a lame lamebook post, without their consent, by somone they know. Worst still when they vent off steam about it the sed random lamebook low lives continue to provoke them when they clearly gave enough on their plate. Tut tut, however lame this is it’s not as lame as your regular posters.
I couldn’t even read your barely literate drivel. Try putting your fingers on the homerow and using the backspace key when you type things like “write” instead of “right” and “avlaigh” instead of “a laugh” and “annunderstanding” and “dome”. You suck and even if the horrible spelling/grammar is ignored, your point is pretty lame in itself.
If everything was so “amicable” and “friendly” and “for the better” and they’re joking about dogs and divorce on facebook, then they shouldn’t be so offended and overly upset about this.
It’s pretty ridiculous to laugh about your divorce on facebook, then to say “OMG, I’m SOOO offended! How could you laugh about my divorce? I’m going through so much right now!” on lamebook.
Try to be consistent and lighten up. I thought Andrew’s comment was funny and I was glad someone shared it here. We weren’t laughing at your divorce or at you being lame. We were laughing at his humor.
This site is for lame facebook posts AND funny facebook posts. This was a FUNNY facebook post. You lot are lame, though, for being so offended.
Pardon me for having fat fingers, my point was simply yes Andrews post was funny but you can see that stacey may have been shocked to find in here and feel betrayed ect I just think she shoul have been allowed her view without being ridiculed and provoked further given she was the subject if your joke, that’s all, to the question the amicability of thier split is to get ahead of your self I think because you don’t actually know Anything about them which discredits you.
It’s amicable enough to joke about it publicly on facebook and amicable enough to be sitting inches from each other on a Saturday morning and amicable enough for AndrewO to post under StaceyO’s name.
Yes, if one of my posts came up here I’d be surprised and maybe a bit embarrassed (if the post was being ridiculed for lameness), but the early comments here were mostly compliments for Andrew’s funny comment about the dog. It wasn’t until after Stacey’s insane rant did anyone make fun of them.
It’s not like people were saying “haha, amicable divorce, you guys are losers.” or “a dog? wow, what kind of douchebags own a dog!”
Wow, what kind of woman doesn’t let a man keep his dog. This stacey woman is clearly a controlling bitch. Her soon to be ex husband is lucky man to get away from her controlling ass. Let’s hope he’s got a prenup.
@AndrewO: Your joke was very funny. I enjoyed it. Not once did I think of laughing at you or Stacy, but rather I just enjoyed your joke. Ranting on the comments is just assuring that you will fall victim to immature verbal attacks, trust me. All the best to you Stacy and the dog.
@Steveo: Who’s to say it’s Andrew that needs a prenup? Maybe Stacy entered the relationship with all the assets and makes more money than Andrew?
So many people arguing about nothing. So many people judging others so very quickly. And here and there a funny-ish comment. I think that about sums up this comment section.
@ Andrew O: oh no muh man. but i am certain you are. 92 comments and many delighted ripostes afterward, your original witty crack about keeping the dog has morphed into admissions about your cuckolded participation in your wife’s inter-racial sodomy fetish. but don’t let me stop you, this just got way better.
Least he had/has a wife, sad lonely jackoffs only got strangers to write poems for Strangers-creepy and not funny – and speak of the work of the victories of others as they have none of their own, ! Sad little ducked men
If the people posting under their names really are the people in this lamebook entry, then here’s some free advice:
1. Don’t let what people say over the internet bother you so much. “Ignorance is Bliss,” it is said, and you’re better off not knowing what someone you don’t know is saying about you at any given moment. Take it up with whatever suck-ass friends you have that saw this and screen-shotted it to post on Lamebook.
2. If you don’t want personal information about your lives broadcast in such a public manner, then keep a fucking journal under your pillow and pour your sorrows into that. Random fucking people on the ‘web are just that, and they are not beholden to you not to make fun of you or ridicule your pathetic bullshit.
If you can manage this, you should be fine. If you can’t, then kill yourself now, because I GUARANTEE there are people you know personally who probably say worse things about you behind your backs than these people here say type about you in their comments, and if you react like this when anonymous people talk about your very public exchange of information, image how you’d react when it’s your mother or brother or whatever talking about your bullshit relationship to each other when you’re not around. And your “fucking kids”? They’re probably better off without lunatic parents who overreact about tiny insignificant bullshit on the internet.
@103, your post should be given it’s own Lamebook entry because you care enough about complete strangers feelings that you would write several paragraphs about it
HA! Only after writing all that up did I realize I should have not said anything in the first place. But I got 7 more hours to burn at work, and it is so lonely in this box…
103 you think your so smart don’t you – so smart in fact u make judgements on parenting based on a few lines on some crappy site- well done yes gosh uist be so talented to make statements like that, mmm and you must be right too, your so full of your own self importance x go on give yourself a clap and be so proud you spent so much time making other people feel like crap, what a great person you are
Damn, you must have some serious issues lurking in your history to be so ignorant as to group an entire 3 billion+ of people together into one blanket statement. I’m hoping you have some wisdom beyond what you just said and are really just trying to be inflammatory to gain some attention. Good luck out there in the real world.
hey stacey
the internet is the largest data communications medium the world has ever seen.
if you put information on it, others can see it. If you don’t want people to talk about something, don’t put it where they can see it. It’s not an invasion of privacy because YOU put it there. It’s not your private diary. It’s not your secret box to put things in where only you and a select group can see it. It’s not a big truck you can just dump something on. You’re at fault. Get off your soapbox.
If Stacy assumes we spend our entire lives scrolling through Lamebook, she has a bit to learn about Time Management.
No one gives a fuck about you or your husband or your kids or your lives. We just get a glimpse at the shit that is pasted on Facebook and giggle because it’s always out of context and therefore is always funny. This is the internet. If you post bits about your life on the internet, people are going to have access to it. There is nothing you can do about that.
You’re the one getting all worked up. You’re the one wasting valuable moments of your life. Move along.
And no one is threatened by your “wish you were never born!” bullshit. Are you still trapped in 7th grade? I’m so sorry, it must be hell being so much taller than the other students.
staceyo and andrewo, you are both the biggest assholes on facebook. you post your life on there, then act like assholes when you are the fags that put it on here. Hail to the assholes of facebook, stacy and andrew O
oh and another thing stacey0 the ho, and andrewO is a bit slow, you guys bring your life in here, if you would have just shut your mouth and gone your own LOSER way, this topic would have died.
StaceyO and AndrewO are such Internet noobs. You guys feed the trolls and they will come back stronger than before.
On topic, I hope that skank gets hit by an AIDs stick and dies. What kind of lifeless, child-beating whore can take a mans dog from him? But from the looks of it, AndrewO is so retarded he’d get confused and mistake the dog for a 5 year-old boy and try to fuck it.
Seems like somebody likes to steal other usernames making it seem like I’m saying something I’m not. Hello there Andrew and/or Stacy =) taking a break from pedophilia to make an unwitty retort?
Seems like my old name got skeefed. Shouldn’t you be off overreacting to pointless nonsense anyway? I think your kid might be playing some GTA, I think you should probably bust out the lube and teach him a good ol’ down home lesson.
Get it? It’s an anal pedophilian-rape joke. Lololololololololololololololololololol
Oh my god u guys are pathetic I cant belive u are laughing at us wen wer going throuh this think of the kids.
i thought the internet was just wea i could put privat stuff and share with my friendss but now u punkasses wanna take the piss well if i meet u in real life ima kick ur ass
and ma hubby andrew will beat the shit out of u emmell for makin fun of bones he our baby
Stacey is my really good friend and a really good person so you guys are the lame ones for laughing at her. She stuck by Andy through everything, he just found out he was gay ok…so really no need to poke fun at them ending it. They’re still really close mates as you can see and she’s totally supporting him through finding out his sexuality. so just leave them the fuck alone and find something else to laugh at
Hayley, trying to defend friends on the internet, especially a site like this, won’t end how you hoped. If that’s true, all you did was give people one more thing to laugh about.
You all have no life. You are totally taking the piss out of my marriage/separation [we can't work out which] so we are just gonna say piss off and stop taking the piss and your pissing us off and throw a few fucks and shits in there too. Our comments are so predictable we should probably start our own website. seriously though, we should just shut the fuck up. If we were really all that upset about this being on a website- we could contact the moderators of lamebook and tell them about the right to privacy and how we do not want to our personal lives mocked on a website. However, lowering ourselves to the lame level as everyone else on here is just so much more fun than arguing over the fucking dog!
Nobody’s really taking the piss though are they, it’s just kinda funny that you made the comment about the dog. As you said, you were joking, so what’s the problem? Talk about an over-reaction, jesus fucking christ. You’re the pathetic ones by making such a big deal out of this…
Oh my god Rik – like totally get a pissing life! We cant be bothered doing anything else but making a big deal out of it. I mean really we should be concentrating on the kids considering my husband/ex-husband is now bumming men! So we should really be getting the most important things like who is seeing the kids and when, child benefits, Who’s moving out, where to but nooo lamebook seems so much more appropriate at this time of our lives. If you having a fucking pissing problem with that then you can just piss off
It’s you two that are spending all your time on lamebook, arguing with people who don’t know you and who never will who are just having a laugh… They’re not even laughing at your misfortune but at a stereotypical (mis)conception that all women are absolute bitches.
You’re doing well to prove them “pissing” right StaceO
So why don’t you both just take a big chill pill, grow up, forget this site ever existed and go and sort your lives out… you know, the important things… Child custody, division of your possesions (including the dog)… “Did I turn my husband gay”… who gets the house… you know, all the things that matter.
Anyways, hope this clears things up and that your real lives take priority again soon
Regards from England
Don’t want your business on the internet, don’t post it on the internet.
See how that works, kids.
To Andrew and Stacey,
Give it up. The entirety of the interwebs is laughing at you. The only people that know that post is yours were the people that could see it on your FB profile to begin with anyway. The fact that a bunch of internet strangers are laughing at your post, which we’d never be able to identify, is really not a big deal.
hot diggidy dog it’s the weekend! a very good one at that. i defrosted the cat. he was a bit minty leaved though. then i hoovered the wooden floor then realised it’s like a wooden floor so like the dust doesn’t get embedded in it so like what’s the point so like i just licked the carpet instead and did a roly polly, it was really funny, well i thought it was anyway. do you ever get that feeling? that crunchy nut cornflakes aren’t ludicrously tast…. AHHH life. life. life. life.
stacy and andrew are retarted assholes. i would like to see you come kick my ass. I am a mexican and i live in mexico assholes. come down to my town and try your retarted shit there. we will see how long you last before the cartel comes and takes care of you in the most hosptible way possible. or they can come their ass hole,s
#154: if you’re going to insult someone, you should at least check your spelling so you don’t look like an idiot. it’s “retarded.” “retarted” isn’t a word.
flexo, please read the posts on the page I have linked to.
It clearly states that “retart is the retard’s way of saying ‘retard’”, and that you are, in fact, a moron.
Hey StacyO, I have a bit of a wakeup call. Your husband didn’t just find his sexuality, he just thought you looked manly enough to make it work. Why do you think he always insisted on cramming his cock into your ass. It’s not because “every hole’s a goal.”
At least Stacy and Andrew were smart enough to realize if they just stopped posting, this entry will die down sooner or later. Too bad their friends weren’t so smart…
Ok, so I was gonna leave a comment saying how it seems like andrew was joking about the dog thing, and how it’s cool that they can break up and still be friendly to each other. However, after reading some of the comments (I got bored after staceys 2nd or 2rd one) I now realise they are absolute losers.
If you are ‘real adults’ with ‘real lives’ surely you’d have the decency to ignore this and not try and get involved in some petty online argument swearing at random people you don’t know. The whole point of this site is that it’s funny and light-hearted – chill the fuck out! Also, people commenting on this weren’t even leaving nasty comments or making jokes about how lame it is like a lot of the other posts get. Ok, rant over.
I heard that Stacey and Andrew went to the twilight movie (as fag hag and resident gay man, and giggled to each other about that they would do to Edward in the sack afterwords.
I sure as hell was on here Uh…and I don’t appreciate all these people trying to copy me and pretend to be me when wer’re really upset and trying to make a fucking serious point about abusing other people when they’re going through though times! I didnt know my comments could end up on such a pathetic site and now im disgusted. ALL of you need to grow up and move on, assholes.
And to all of you sad fucks making fun of gay men you are realy pathetic, theyr human beings too and yeh he’s gay but i didnt turn my husband gay thankyou n i dont look like a man, he was born gay and i will stick by him as his friend. Get a life people you are all the lame pricks so fuck you and stop pretending to be me
You know O family, this would have all been over and forgotten if you wouldn’t have commented at all. Even if you would have thrown in the towel around comment 100, it would be one dead and buried horse right now but you guys just can’t resist flogging the poor dead creature. Just let it go. You both sound so ridiculous at this point.
I feel sorry for the dog : caught between a gay man who’s just discovered his identity (and the delirious promises of delightful debauchery it entails)on the one side, and an irascible harridan who’s uptight and possessive on the other side. Who will take care of the dog?
Also, I really think they should come out of denial and talk about the turtle.
Wow we would all have forgotten about it but now you tell us that he’s gay as well!? LOL stacey you are hilarious, and you call us lame, you’re the one opening yourself up for ridicule!
I can’t wait till a new thread. Why is everyone so interested in my gay interracial sex? Everyone here is sick. Fuck all you assholes. Flexo can suck me off if he will finger my anus. Turtles.
I sure as hell was on here Uh…and I don’t appreciate all these people trying to copy me and pretend to be me when wer’re really upset and trying to make a fucking serious point about abusing other people when they’re going through though times! I didnt know my comments could end up on such a pathetic site and now im disgusted. ALL of you need to grow up and move on, assholes.
And to all of you sad fucks making fun of gay men you are realy pathetic, theyr human beings too and yeh he’s gay but i didnt turn my husband gay thankyou n i dont look like a man, he was born gay and i will stick by him as his friend. Get a life people you are all the lame pricks so fuck you and stop pretending to be me
Did you really just post the exact same thing again? You’re poorly-spelled arguments didn’t even come close to convincing anyone the first time. What makes you think the second time would be any different?
And for the record, people were originally laughing WITH you. Now they’re just laughing AT you.
@Oh Dear: Haha, it’s fine. Most people usually don’t get the joke. I was massacred on here one time for it. You were much more pleasant about it. I just think most Lamebook posters should be quite familiar with the law, because it is eerily accurate.
i love that Stacey says “piss” after every fourth word.
stacey, honey, the angrier you get the harder we’re going to laugh. we really are a childish bunch. you should probably quit now while you’re ahead. and by by “ahead” i mean making a big ass out of yourself as opposed to a HUGE ass out of yourself.
Stacy: Guys please stop talking about us. leave me and hayley to ourselves so we can scissor the shit out of eachother. Hayley: Like oh my god i love pissing on my best friends face! so grow up! geeeeze. Andrew: Male/Single/Gay….any guy that is dtf (down to fuck) let me know. i like to get double stuffed so gang bangs are fine with me. THANKS GUYS.
228 is right. i saw this a few days ago then i read the last comment and all of a sudden everyone involved is gay and pissing on each other. thats lamer than anything the site could find.
just a general comment: this stacyO lady is evidently a trashy british or irish bitch, because in britain and ireland they use the word “piss” to indicate two things: making fun of someone or a situation or being really drunk. she isn’t actually concerned with urine or micturition on any level. not that the comments aren’t amusing on some base level, but still.
It’s quite funny how gullible you all are. I just thought you should know I am both StaceyO and Hayley and have had quite a bit of fun with you guys over the weekend. Until next time I’m off to bed.
are you kidding me…this shit is still the here and there haven’t been any updates all weekend?!?!? Can someone please post something lame so we can move on
A good 90% of this thread consist of ‘conversations’ between trolls and folks who fell for it.
The real Andrew and Stacey are probably still blissfully unaware of this rubbish, and if they are, would hardly see any sense in engaging with kids who think using rude words make them funny.
Kudos to the 6 or 7 posters who were witty/intelligent.
‘She won’t let me’ shouldn’t be in any Male’s vocabulary, ever. It should be, bitch, I’m taking the fucking dog, you got a problem, you can come see me and my dog about it.
Woah! Go away for the weekend with no internets, come back and the world (according to Lamebook) has gawn mad!
Great comments on here everyone and “props” to all those who fed the trolls to keep this post interesting.
“Retart” is a perfectly legitimate word. Any naysayers should check the Lamebook Rules Video (any version from 1.43 includes it) – link in my username.
You’re dumb. If it’s that big a deal (which it really isn’t…nobody really cares about you) and you don’t want this post on here, you can email Lamebook and ask them to take it off. I’m sure you somehow have to validate that it is actually you and not some troll, but hey, surely that’s not too much of a problem?
Wow! I only post ont his site when I am at work, so I haven’t been on over the weekend…….some of you really don’t have a life do you? Yes flexo, I am talking to you. You are the biggest loser here.
Regarding the topic, Stacy and Andrew O, you both are pretty pathetic. I don’t beliee it is the REAL Stacy and Andrew, but a troll, or several trolls. I don’t think flexo is a troll though, I just think he really is that dumb.
When this was on the feed I was pretty stunned that it had warranted almost 250 comments. Now I understand. Epic. @Stacey0 – you’re a twat for posting this on your Facebook, and you’re a twat for feeding the flames on Lamebook. Now be quiet.
Hahaha. This is epic. I love when I have to leave for a while. I get to come back and veiw the aftermath of yet another net-ocalyspe.
The OP wasn’t nearly as good as this hilariously messy comments section.
I AM DISAPPOINTED, LAMEBOOK USERS. it took ya’ll 155, i say again ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE posts to finally find someone with the intelligence level to provoke flexo’s genius. and flexo, a little quicker on the uptake next time, eh? you didn’t post until 127! yeesh. this whole post and ensuing conversation is infuriating! bunch of retarts!
svcmbr, I think most of us had it figured out but wanted to enjoy the fun. There were quite a few posts in other threads too about the whole retart and brian thing, but apparently people would rather argue with jokester than laugh along with him. Jeesus all of you need to chill the eff out, he’s JOKING. And when one of you feeds him ammo, it just causes more fun for him (and some of us), so CHILL.
the only serious think on this comment bored is that I am right but everyone has to be an assholes of all assholes. mainly rocketman who is the biggest pileof retart shit out there.
@Flexo are you fucking kidding me? You used they’re instead of there? You have GOT to be the stupidest person past the 2nd grade. Please get bitten by a super cancer tiger you unintelligent ball of ghey.
FIRST
I like turtles.
muhahahaha @ she lies.
btw, 1341343th-teen
YOU LIE!
People can be very attached to dogs, as much as they are to other people.
Dogs likely break-up relationships all the time.
Or sometimes when people divorce one of the biggest battling points is “who gets the dog”
especially when they don’t have kids.
Through sickness and health, for as long as you keep the dog
If she gives the dog back, who will lick the peanut butter?
I like zombies.
LOL @ RustyDime
women suck
i can’t wait to go from married to single to married. possibly in a non-amicable way. sigh. no dogs involved, but there is a zombie or two.
Who’ll get custody of the turtles?
I also like turtles.
Rusty wins 4 intermets right there
there are no turtles
Will somebody please think of the turtles!!! For the love of god, think of the poor turtles!!!
Tortoise, what about the hare?
I read this twice and it made me laugh each time. Ah yes, women are coldhearted bitches…too bad, I might be a lesbian if that weren’t the case.
i can’t wait to go from single to married. hopefully in an amicable way. i have a small beta-fish from a previous relationship (with jesus) and sole custody of a starbucks gift card.
@10 & 18… yeah, women suck… men suck… people suck in general…
@ 19… lol – nice of jesus to let you keep the fish
Attn: “HAHA” (and to all others that this applies)
Can you give it up with the ‘firsts’?
I love reading lamebook entries – and often the discussions that follow are also an enjoyable read. But I am so tired of what seems to be a very lame game of being the first person to comment a new entry with ‘first’. Is it really that fun? I cant work out if you people are actually 12, or just have the mental capacity of 12 year olds. I hope it is the former, because at least then, there is a chance for you to do something more with your life.
Amen, rainyday. To the people who insist on filling comment sections with “First” and it’s obnoxious variations – I’m glad my life isn’t as boring as yours must be. You are the reason I usually just don’t bother reading the comments.
Well whoopty fucking doo Seriously.
@21/22: Though I’m in complete agreement with you both, I don’t really see how directing comments at them are going to make them stop. Probably will just promote more people to do it to piss you off honestly. Best to ignore these things.
On another note, I’d be pissed if my ex kept the dog.
I’ll marry you, Harold! I’m allergic to turtles, coffee, and Jesus, but I love the soothing sounds of the new agey cd’s sold at Starbucks.
26th!
Haha I recall another post with a male upset about a divorce mentioning they had a dog that he would miss or whatever. Poor dudes.
Surely its obvious that Andrew was joking?
Yeah, the tone of “She lies!” makes it sound like he’s joking. Who knows, maybe the dog is actually hers, and he’s kidding around…
Hey Ive never heard of this sad pathetic lamebook! How my status change ended up on here is beyond me. Whats the big fucking deal with this really. Me & my husband have yeh split up but are still good friends & he was joking about the dog thing. How can you all sit around taking the piss out of other peoples lives. You sado freaks, get your own fucking life & who ever put my status on here better fucking hope you dont see me again or my husband cause you’ll wish you were never fucking born. You dont take the piss with peoples lives, sad fucks!!!!!
YEAH! What she said!
OMG how the heck do you get hold of this information?
It’s my friends who wrote those comms, there marriage has just ended and you people sit here making f@*king jokes about it – insensitive fuckers!!!!
I really wanna know how you got hold of that info????!!!!!
You think it’s cool coming on this LAMEBOOK, but I think laughing at whats going on in people’s lives makes you the lame ones!!! Get your own lifes and stop laughing at other people misfortunes you absolute set of pricks!!!
OK, so either Stacey and Anon are just trying to get a reaction from people by pretending to be these people or they are genuine and need to find new friends. Lamebook “gets this information” from your friends.
StaceyO said: “who ever put my status on here better fucking hope you dont see me again or my husband cause you’ll wish you were never fucking born.”
Don’t you mean ex-husband?
Anon, are you a moron? information gets uploaded by facebook users. so the one that uploaded the info probably has the bitch on his friends list
Yeh i kinda realise that someone has submitted this BUT its my life & i dont want to have people taking the piss out of it. Im not trying to get a reaction at all, im fuming that people are sat here taking the piss. And whoever posted as AndrewO is a bullshitter, cause my husband is at the fucking side of me you retards. Fucking grow up the lot of you.
@StaceyO, @AndrewO and @anon:
There’s no *magic way* to get ahold of this information (well actually I’m sure there is but it’s not used by this site). One of Stacey O’s “friends” took a screencap of it and submitted it to Lamebook. So don’t blame us, blame your crappy friends.
if people didnt want their lives broadcast across the web they shouldnt post it up on facebook for fucks sake.
chill out
the fact that you found this means you are doing exactly the same thign as everyone else on here
so jump of your high horse and go tell your friends they are idiots for discussing such matters on facebook
No he’s not my ex husband as were still married just not together, idiots. We have fucking kids you morons, we have adult real lives unlike you lot. Why sit & take the piss?
thomas – dont you dare call me a moron who the fuck do you think you’re talking to!!!!!!! You piece of shit, I am not lame like you and have never used “lamebook” so excuse me for not knowing how it works!!!
Stacey & Andy I am sorry but it looks like one of you has an absolutely sick and disgusting friend. I have my suspicions which I have messaged Stacey about xxxx
My friend told me someone had put this on here, numptys. Do you think i go looking for this kind of crap? I didnt broadcast it on facebook, i just change myself from married to single, thats it. So dont tell me to get off my high horse.
actually someone we know came across this info and notified it to us, so dont dare try and put us in the same low life bracket as you!
wow stacey o you are one dirty feces smelling bitch
43. Grow up. Seriously. Your probably a 15yr old pathetic looser with no mates.
You spelled “loser” wrong.
Also used the wrong “you’re”.
@ StaceyO
What is it with you and pissing?
Stacey, you already said your husband was joking, so now we are laughing at his joke, isn’t that the whole point of making a joke? To make others laugh?
Wow, this was actually a pretty crappy post. I thought Lamebook must have been having a slow day, but the comments make it all that much better.
really? For one, “StaceyO” is not gonna comment on here with the name StaceyO. That’s so obviously a fake. Plus, who says “take the piss out of it” in real life, over and over. This is just lame all together
Lmao, this Stacey person is psycho.
Ur all sad freaks to be slating someone elses life.. obviously have nothing better to do then sit on lamebook and make sad comments because ur lifes are so shit!
This is Andy, I’m sat next to Stacey right now and read this trash. I find it funny how much a sad and pathetic person would post something like this. Anybody who “knows” us would know my comments regarding Bones, the dog were in jest. I will not apologise for my wife’s rude comments, she is very entitled to them, and those with the “grammar hammer” have invalid opinions, she is very angry and upset over this.
Bring on the “flames” bring on the bullshit which associates itself with sites like this which mock other people’s lives. You can doubt the validity of our identity, I could not care less. I’ll say the same thing I just said to Malcolm, I hope to god I don’t find out who submitted this, for their sake. Go find something actually genuine to laugh and poke fun at.
Interesting. I’m 34 years old, going through a divorce of my own, working full time and going back to school, trying to build a new life for myself and in general am a pretty private person and yet I can’t think of anything that I put on Facebook (and I post on there a lot) that would get me anywhere near as upset as StaceyO seems to be getting (well, maybe if someone hacked into my FB account and posted my private messages, yeah, but that’s a completely different story). Not only that, but I also read lamebook regularly and find it oftentimes hilarious (but not always – some of the posts just aren’t that funny).
Funny how all that works.
hahah I love this. No andy/stacey/fake person. You are not both up still commenting on lamebook for the past hour this early in the morning. Obviously not. This is just terrible, haha
LOL bgman2x its 10.30am most ppl are up now and getting on with their day
lol you forgot that the world revolves around America and its only 10:30 somewhere else. If stacy and andy are spending their saturday morning on lamebook, that doesnt make it better? haha “now getting on with their day”? apparently not. the only reason im still awake keeping up with this is because i find it amusing to stir up some lame people before hitting the hay!
yeah whatever….. Glad u realise how sad and pathetic u must be by wanting to ‘stir up some lame ppl’ how r they lame for splitting up?
Enjoy ur hay horse!!
honestly, this lamebook post was not actually that lame. Just the lame people commenting, such as yourself, are what makes this funny. But as it appears that the amusement no longer exceeds the effort needed to stay awake and comment on here, I bid you goodnight. And yes, hay is for horses, congratulations on that wonderful insult.
While I don’t agree that lamebook visitors necessarily have no lives (what’s wrong with an occasional humour fix?), I definitely do side with Andy and Stacy on this one.
Whoever submitted this – a private fb exchange containing an in-joke – does NOT deserve their friendship.
Last note to Andy & Stacey, do not take the jesting personally. None of the regular posters even know who you are, and their jokes/insults are meaningless. In a week from now, this will be just cyber-dust anyway. Wishing you good luck in your real life.
See this is something you should decide at the start of the relationship. When my partner and I got together we got a puppy. She has a bladder problem and finds it hard to hold it in when shes excited. Even though she is 3 years old now. He was adament id we ever broke up he got to keep her. I was fie with that. I then bought her a friend. who doesn’t pee. I get to keep him. I win.
…..what the hell does take the piss even mean?!
West, it’s a very common British phrase
@61 Monkey Nuts
You’re in a relationship with an incontinent three year old?
@62 West
‘Taking the piss’ – UK English for mocking, making fun of, etc. But I suspect you know that, and are just taking the piss.
Saw the word ‘numpty’ (idiot) used too – Scotland’s favourite word, apparently . . .
I am the ‘friend’ that notified Stacey & then her friend about this and can vouch the people above posting are very real. I wasn’t even Stacey’s friend per se until this morning, I just recognised her name and her husband’s name from a mutual friend and a parenting website. I thought they genuinely knew someone had done this, I never in a million years thought people actually submitted stuff here without the original posters consent and I think they have a fair reaction to finding out that someone Stacey had on her friends list has taken things from her private account and posted it to a very public website with nothing more than the intention of allowing other people to laugh at it.
I think any of us would react the same.
Stacey- Facebook isn’t private, it’s public. The only private aspect to Facebook is ‘Chat’ and ‘Private Messages’. If you post something on your profile, whether it be your status or photos or relationship status, you’re sharing it with everybody in your “friend’s” list. I use the quotation marks because obviously you do not restrict your friends list to just your actual friends, or why would this be on Lamebook?
The internet isn’t private, if you don’t want people laughing at you, keep it in the real world.
StaceyO has a dry vag!
The original post was not nearly as interesting as the comments. Stacey, you just racketted up the level. Your best bet would have been to just ignore it. But I am glad you didn’t, because your craziness was way more fun.
Mm however technicall write you may be, you should be man enough to tale the grief when having avlaigh at somone elses expense, also the fact you imply friends on face book sent real friends for posting on lamebook seems to suggest you have annunderstanding that the parties to your joke may be a little hacked off,, funny I’m sure if not dome to you, be about your life, and done by your friends,
And no facebook isn’t private, but u can set restrictions which low lives like you lot overlook, staceys profile was not I don’t believe open to the public, yet her privacey has been expose on this shit site, hmm yes your all very respectable finding car crashes, dead grandparents funny, god I’m so glad and proud of the society I live in where you attempt to lord it over people like andrew and stacey who manage to be friends even when their marrage is ending, ? Chin up guys x x x
Can we start having a Lamebook for Lamebook comments? For fuck’s sake this is ridiculous.
Mmm that would mean revealing your identity then peps woul get into your fb acc post your ‘lame’ comments on lamebook, somehow I think you might take a different view. Do u really lack any comprehension that people may not approve when details of their split is the subject of a lame lamebook post, without their consent, by somone they know. Worst still when they vent off steam about it the sed random lamebook low lives continue to provoke them when they clearly gave enough on their plate. Tut tut, however lame this is it’s not as lame as your regular posters.
@foodforthought
I couldn’t even read your barely literate drivel. Try putting your fingers on the homerow and using the backspace key when you type things like “write” instead of “right” and “avlaigh” instead of “a laugh” and “annunderstanding” and “dome”. You suck and even if the horrible spelling/grammar is ignored, your point is pretty lame in itself.
If everything was so “amicable” and “friendly” and “for the better” and they’re joking about dogs and divorce on facebook, then they shouldn’t be so offended and overly upset about this.
It’s pretty ridiculous to laugh about your divorce on facebook, then to say “OMG, I’m SOOO offended! How could you laugh about my divorce? I’m going through so much right now!” on lamebook.
Try to be consistent and lighten up. I thought Andrew’s comment was funny and I was glad someone shared it here. We weren’t laughing at your divorce or at you being lame. We were laughing at his humor.
This site is for lame facebook posts AND funny facebook posts. This was a FUNNY facebook post. You lot are lame, though, for being so offended.
Pardon me for having fat fingers, my point was simply yes Andrews post was funny but you can see that stacey may have been shocked to find in here and feel betrayed ect I just think she shoul have been allowed her view without being ridiculed and provoked further given she was the subject if your joke, that’s all, to the question the amicability of thier split is to get ahead of your self I think because you don’t actually know Anything about them which discredits you.
You all should grow the fuck up and stop arguing. Look at the website, laugh and do something else.
@foodforthought
It’s amicable enough to joke about it publicly on facebook and amicable enough to be sitting inches from each other on a Saturday morning and amicable enough for AndrewO to post under StaceyO’s name.
Yes, if one of my posts came up here I’d be surprised and maybe a bit embarrassed (if the post was being ridiculed for lameness), but the early comments here were mostly compliments for Andrew’s funny comment about the dog. It wasn’t until after Stacey’s insane rant did anyone make fun of them.
It’s not like people were saying “haha, amicable divorce, you guys are losers.” or “a dog? wow, what kind of douchebags own a dog!”
I pardon your fat fingers, btw.
Wow, what kind of woman doesn’t let a man keep his dog. This stacey woman is clearly a controlling bitch. Her soon to be ex husband is lucky man to get away from her controlling ass. Let’s hope he’s got a prenup.
@78 what makes you so sure it’s his, maybe they got it together, maybe it was hers before they hooked up
@YuckPurple
No, I was his, she’s just a controlling bitch. SteveO was right. I bet she’s keeping his balls, also.
Whoops, I meant Bones (for my name). Pardon my fat paws.
But if he didn’t let her keep the dog, that would make him the controlling bitch.
@AndrewO: Your joke was very funny. I enjoyed it. Not once did I think of laughing at you or Stacy, but rather I just enjoyed your joke. Ranting on the comments is just assuring that you will fall victim to immature verbal attacks, trust me. All the best to you Stacy and the dog.
@Steveo: Who’s to say it’s Andrew that needs a prenup? Maybe Stacy entered the relationship with all the assets and makes more money than Andrew?
@Sheesho
Don’t be silly. Stacy is obviously a girl’s name and therefore she doesn’t make more money than Andrew. haha, that was a good joke though.
So many people arguing about nothing. So many people judging others so very quickly. And here and there a funny-ish comment. I think that about sums up this comment section.
this comment thread needs flexo
I dumped andy so I could take big black cock up the arse. It’s good fun, kids!
omg, Raspberry Beret, I love that song!!!!
@StaceyO
Stop taking the piss, I need it to pass a drug test.
I watch her take black cock up the arse.
@ Andrew O: You poor man! She doesn’t let YOU take it up yours, does she? Just likes to keep it all… the dog, everything. Sigh!
Try my new line of toilet paper.
Are you fuckin retarted Sir E
@ Andrew O: oh no muh man. but i am certain you are. 92 comments and many delighted ripostes afterward, your original witty crack about keeping the dog has morphed into admissions about your cuckolded participation in your wife’s inter-racial sodomy fetish. but don’t let me stop you, this just got way better.
Hey all, remember when England saved America in World War II?
You sir are a asshole.
Fuckin moron. I just sit in the corner an jackoff
Lil Andrew ‘Orner,
Sat in a corner,
Watching uncle Tom ball his wife:
Tom pushed in a thumb
Right into her bum:
O Andrew, that’s just like your life!
oh the hypocrisy in this thread is just awesome. so very awesome.
Sir. Do you think you are some kind if knight or something? Seriously fuckin growup.
Least he had/has a wife, sad lonely jackoffs only got strangers to write poems for Strangers-creepy and not funny – and speak of the work of the victories of others as they have none of their own, ! Sad little ducked men
You are a dumfuck food4thot
Where is my son?
If the people posting under their names really are the people in this lamebook entry, then here’s some free advice:
1. Don’t let what people say over the internet bother you so much. “Ignorance is Bliss,” it is said, and you’re better off not knowing what someone you don’t know is saying about you at any given moment. Take it up with whatever suck-ass friends you have that saw this and screen-shotted it to post on Lamebook.
2. If you don’t want personal information about your lives broadcast in such a public manner, then keep a fucking journal under your pillow and pour your sorrows into that. Random fucking people on the ‘web are just that, and they are not beholden to you not to make fun of you or ridicule your pathetic bullshit.
If you can manage this, you should be fine. If you can’t, then kill yourself now, because I GUARANTEE there are people you know personally who probably say worse things about you behind your backs than these people here say type about you in their comments, and if you react like this when anonymous people talk about your very public exchange of information, image how you’d react when it’s your mother or brother or whatever talking about your bullshit relationship to each other when you’re not around. And your “fucking kids”? They’re probably better off without lunatic parents who overreact about tiny insignificant bullshit on the internet.
That is all.
Well pardon me for being on your side, charming!
@103, your post should be given it’s own Lamebook entry because you care enough about complete strangers feelings that you would write several paragraphs about it
HA! Only after writing all that up did I realize I should have not said anything in the first place. But I got 7 more hours to burn at work, and it is so lonely in this box…
103 you think your so smart don’t you – so smart in fact u make judgements on parenting based on a few lines on some crappy site- well done yes gosh uist be so talented to make statements like that, mmm and you must be right too, your so full of your own self importance x go on give yourself a clap and be so proud you spent so much time making other people feel like crap, what a great person you are
Justified by Bordem at work – says it all, loser
All of this I know, but it’s nice to have someone else acknowledge it.
Foodforthought – you are in dire need of food.
Your excused food. I now think Eldanater is a bigger dipshit than you.
You’re*
Andrew O is flexo!!!
Smooth foolish. I’m new here and now you take the prize of biggest dipshit. Flexo is a pussy!
Andrew, high heels, I like high heels
Damn, women are retarded
Damn, you must have some serious issues lurking in your history to be so ignorant as to group an entire 3 billion+ of people together into one blanket statement. I’m hoping you have some wisdom beyond what you just said and are really just trying to be inflammatory to gain some attention. Good luck out there in the real world.
Thank you lamebook, this made my day.
Are Stacey and Andrew back together yet?
Not together. I actually posted the screen cap. She’s such a bitch. And stupid like the rest of the women.
hey stacey
the internet is the largest data communications medium the world has ever seen.
if you put information on it, others can see it. If you don’t want people to talk about something, don’t put it where they can see it. It’s not an invasion of privacy because YOU put it there. It’s not your private diary. It’s not your secret box to put things in where only you and a select group can see it. It’s not a big truck you can just dump something on. You’re at fault. Get off your soapbox.
also lol
haaaaaaaaaaaaa. read it. laugh. fuck off. is there really any need for all this commenting!?!?
disregard that, i suck cocks
If Stacy assumes we spend our entire lives scrolling through Lamebook, she has a bit to learn about Time Management.
No one gives a fuck about you or your husband or your kids or your lives. We just get a glimpse at the shit that is pasted on Facebook and giggle because it’s always out of context and therefore is always funny. This is the internet. If you post bits about your life on the internet, people are going to have access to it. There is nothing you can do about that.
You’re the one getting all worked up. You’re the one wasting valuable moments of your life. Move along.
And no one is threatened by your “wish you were never born!” bullshit. Are you still trapped in 7th grade? I’m so sorry, it must be hell being so much taller than the other students.
People need to grow up.
Ok – I know I am uptight and the truth is I just need some sex right now. Since my asshole husband dumped me I am dried up
staceyo and andrewo, you are both the biggest assholes on facebook. you post your life on there, then act like assholes when you are the fags that put it on here. Hail to the assholes of facebook, stacy and andrew O
oh and another thing stacey0 the ho, and andrewO is a bit slow, you guys bring your life in here, if you would have just shut your mouth and gone your own LOSER way, this topic would have died.
I piss on you both.
StaceyO and AndrewO are such Internet noobs. You guys feed the trolls and they will come back stronger than before.
On topic, I hope that skank gets hit by an AIDs stick and dies. What kind of lifeless, child-beating whore can take a mans dog from him? But from the looks of it, AndrewO is so retarded he’d get confused and mistake the dog for a 5 year-old boy and try to fuck it.
Although, AndrewO and I aren’t so different. I enjoy the same pass times activities as it would seem.
Seems like somebody likes to steal other usernames making it seem like I’m saying something I’m not. Hello there Andrew and/or Stacy =) taking a break from pedophilia to make an unwitty retort?
I need to take a shower, I just got done boning the neighbors dog. Is it statutory rape if the dog is under 18 in dog years.
Seems like my old name got skeefed. Shouldn’t you be off overreacting to pointless nonsense anyway? I think your kid might be playing some GTA, I think you should probably bust out the lube and teach him a good ol’ down home lesson.
Get it? It’s an anal pedophilian-rape joke. Lololololololololololololololololololol
@Seriously?
You’re either a woman, or you’ve never met a woman.
StaceyO is obviously fake…who names their dog ‘Bones?’
Oh my god u guys are pathetic I cant belive u are laughing at us wen wer going throuh this think of the kids.
i thought the internet was just wea i could put privat stuff and share with my friendss but now u punkasses wanna take the piss well if i meet u in real life ima kick ur ass
and ma hubby andrew will beat the shit out of u emmell for makin fun of bones he our baby
Stacey is my really good friend and a really good person so you guys are the lame ones for laughing at her. She stuck by Andy through everything, he just found out he was gay ok…so really no need to poke fun at them ending it. They’re still really close mates as you can see and she’s totally supporting him through finding out his sexuality. so just leave them the fuck alone and find something else to laugh at
Hayley, trying to defend friends on the internet, especially a site like this, won’t end how you hoped. If that’s true, all you did was give people one more thing to laugh about.
You all have no life. You are totally taking the piss out of my marriage/separation [we can't work out which] so we are just gonna say piss off and stop taking the piss and your pissing us off and throw a few fucks and shits in there too. Our comments are so predictable we should probably start our own website. seriously though, we should just shut the fuck up. If we were really all that upset about this being on a website- we could contact the moderators of lamebook and tell them about the right to privacy and how we do not want to our personal lives mocked on a website. However, lowering ourselves to the lame level as everyone else on here is just so much more fun than arguing over the fucking dog!
“Foodforthought – you are in dire need of food.”
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
lmao!!!
Nobody’s really taking the piss though are they, it’s just kinda funny that you made the comment about the dog. As you said, you were joking, so what’s the problem? Talk about an over-reaction, jesus fucking christ. You’re the pathetic ones by making such a big deal out of this…
Oh my god Rik – like totally get a pissing life! We cant be bothered doing anything else but making a big deal out of it. I mean really we should be concentrating on the kids considering my husband/ex-husband is now bumming men! So we should really be getting the most important things like who is seeing the kids and when, child benefits, Who’s moving out, where to but nooo lamebook seems so much more appropriate at this time of our lives. If you having a fucking pissing problem with that then you can just piss off
It’s you two that are spending all your time on lamebook, arguing with people who don’t know you and who never will who are just having a laugh… They’re not even laughing at your misfortune but at a stereotypical (mis)conception that all women are absolute bitches.
You’re doing well to prove them “pissing” right StaceO
So why don’t you both just take a big chill pill, grow up, forget this site ever existed and go and sort your lives out… you know, the important things… Child custody, division of your possesions (including the dog)… “Did I turn my husband gay”… who gets the house… you know, all the things that matter.
Anyways, hope this clears things up and that your real lives take priority again soon
Regards from England
Obviously the last two posts by them were fake. Well done though, whoever did them.
Don’t want your business on the internet, don’t post it on the internet.
See how that works, kids.
To Andrew and Stacey,
Give it up. The entirety of the interwebs is laughing at you. The only people that know that post is yours were the people that could see it on your FB profile to begin with anyway. The fact that a bunch of internet strangers are laughing at your post, which we’d never be able to identify, is really not a big deal.
Monica is awesome.
You fucking degenerate assholes! Shut you’re fucking mouths. This is tough enough without all of you.
Blahblahblah I’m gay
Stop copying me asshole, I’ll fuck your dad just like I did Bones.
hot diggidy dog it’s the weekend! a very good one at that. i defrosted the cat. he was a bit minty leaved though. then i hoovered the wooden floor then realised it’s like a wooden floor so like the dust doesn’t get embedded in it so like what’s the point so like i just licked the carpet instead and did a roly polly, it was really funny, well i thought it was anyway. do you ever get that feeling? that crunchy nut cornflakes aren’t ludicrously tast…. AHHH life. life. life. life.
teehee thanks for the one person who noticed the piss take that is me.
Real Andrew O- shut the fuck up- by the sounds of it you’re well shot of her. Well done you.
Real Stacey O – wow check out the pyscho whore!
ALL I WANT IS THE FUCKING DOG. Is that too much to ask for?!
Dammit! Can’t you all just understand that I’m going through a tough time? It’s bad enough that I turned my husband gay.
stacy and andrew are retarted assholes. i would like to see you come kick my ass. I am a mexican and i live in mexico assholes. come down to my town and try your retarted shit there. we will see how long you last before the cartel comes and takes care of you in the most hosptible way possible. or they can come their ass hole,s
#154: if you’re going to insult someone, you should at least check your spelling so you don’t look like an idiot. it’s “retarded.” “retarted” isn’t a word.
cs, it is retarted ass hole. show me one source that spells it “retarded”. you can’t. it is retarted.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=retart
unlucky, retart.
bonethedog, thanks for showing i am right
Oh dear,where’s the planet heading to?Now I’m scared of the humanity,seriously.Just want to get the hell out of the world,stat!
What a pussy.
flexo, please read the posts on the page I have linked to.
It clearly states that “retart is the retard’s way of saying ‘retard’”, and that you are, in fact, a moron.
You are the biggest asshole here dog boner. it is clearly retart. look it up in a ACTUAL dictioary.
Hey Flexo, it’s ‘retard’. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/retard
Okay bye.
flexo,
have you ever opened up a dictionary?
retarT is not a word!
mango, that is not a credible website dumbass.
and lol, retart IS a word moron. I have more brians than you do asshole.
the irony of that made me burst out laughing, flexo..
1) find me the definition of “retart” please. i’d like one from what you consider a credible source.
2) how are those brians work out for you?
(ps: dictionary.com is one of the oldest websites around, if that’s not a credible source, what is?)
although after reading his posts back a bit, he just seems like a dirty troll deliberately saying the sky is green and not blue.
still, his “brians” are impressive.
Please excuse my son, he does a lot of drugs and gay sex.
Hey StacyO, I have a bit of a wakeup call. Your husband didn’t just find his sexuality, he just thought you looked manly enough to make it work. Why do you think he always insisted on cramming his cock into your ass. It’s not because “every hole’s a goal.”
Everyone posting before this got trolled.
FEED ME!
At least Stacy and Andrew were smart enough to realize if they just stopped posting, this entry will die down sooner or later. Too bad their friends weren’t so smart…
Julie got trolled too.
Did Stacey’s Vagina get trolled?
Ok, so I was gonna leave a comment saying how it seems like andrew was joking about the dog thing, and how it’s cool that they can break up and still be friendly to each other. However, after reading some of the comments (I got bored after staceys 2nd or 2rd one) I now realise they are absolute losers.
If you are ‘real adults’ with ‘real lives’ surely you’d have the decency to ignore this and not try and get involved in some petty online argument swearing at random people you don’t know. The whole point of this site is that it’s funny and light-hearted – chill the fuck out! Also, people commenting on this weren’t even leaving nasty comments or making jokes about how lame it is like a lot of the other posts get. Ok, rant over.
All he wanted was the dog, god dammit.
I think the bottom line is that Lamebook needs to post some new material and SOON.
I heard that Stacey and Andrew went to the twilight movie (as fag hag and resident gay man, and giggled to each other about that they would do to Edward in the sack afterwords.
I don’t think the real Stacey or Andrew were ever on here.
I sure as hell was on here Uh…and I don’t appreciate all these people trying to copy me and pretend to be me when wer’re really upset and trying to make a fucking serious point about abusing other people when they’re going through though times! I didnt know my comments could end up on such a pathetic site and now im disgusted. ALL of you need to grow up and move on, assholes.
And to all of you sad fucks making fun of gay men you are realy pathetic, theyr human beings too and yeh he’s gay but i didnt turn my husband gay thankyou n i dont look like a man, he was born gay and i will stick by him as his friend. Get a life people you are all the lame pricks so fuck you and stop pretending to be me
“she took his dawg”
I put my words on this internet machine, and other people can read them?? Even if I don’t know them??? I was never told this!
Stacy O, I’ll take you back if you share the brothers. Also, I like turtles.
I forgot the “w” at the end of my name.
You know O family, this would have all been over and forgotten if you wouldn’t have commented at all. Even if you would have thrown in the towel around comment 100, it would be one dead and buried horse right now but you guys just can’t resist flogging the poor dead creature. Just let it go. You both sound so ridiculous at this point.
No, Stacey’s vagina is a troll. Flexo sucks
I feel sorry for the dog : caught between a gay man who’s just discovered his identity (and the delirious promises of delightful debauchery it entails)on the one side, and an irascible harridan who’s uptight and possessive on the other side. Who will take care of the dog?
Also, I really think they should come out of denial and talk about the turtle.
has anyone seen my mail!?
Pepe i havent seen any of mine either!
CAROL! CAROL! I’ve gotta talk to you about Pepe!
You guys should be doing this in your own private time. Please keep this section for work-related matters only.
Wow we would all have forgotten about it but now you tell us that he’s gay as well!? LOL stacey you are hilarious, and you call us lame, you’re the one opening yourself up for ridicule!
I turned my husband into a man lover coz I look like a man and I like it in the arse
It’s true, she liked it when I fudgepacked her. It made me want cocks in my mouth.
I did like it Andrew, but especially when you stuck it in my mouth after
Omg Staceys like totally my best friend we like urinate on each other and stuff and omg dont diss gays theyr like the coolest everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
if a facebook post is funny, it ends up on lamebook. so what happens when a lamebook conversation is funny? does it go back to facebook?
When a lamebook conversation is funny, people will reference it for months to come and new spellings will come out of it.
Examples:
“OMG! This is like Jason’s Monster Fail!”
“Haha, you’re such a doosh!”
I can’t wait till a new thread. Why is everyone so interested in my gay interracial sex? Everyone here is sick. Fuck all you assholes. Flexo can suck me off if he will finger my anus. Turtles.
getting a lil retarded now.. dunno if that last post was meant to be funny but it reminded me of grade school.
*retarted
Has anyone looked them up on FB and try to add them?
This is the best thing I’ve ever read.
Come to my house Andrew when you’re free
Stacey, go put peanut butter on your vag coz I hear you need a Bone
I sure as hell was on here Uh…and I don’t appreciate all these people trying to copy me and pretend to be me when wer’re really upset and trying to make a fucking serious point about abusing other people when they’re going through though times! I didnt know my comments could end up on such a pathetic site and now im disgusted. ALL of you need to grow up and move on, assholes.
And to all of you sad fucks making fun of gay men you are realy pathetic, theyr human beings too and yeh he’s gay but i didnt turn my husband gay thankyou n i dont look like a man, he was born gay and i will stick by him as his friend. Get a life people you are all the lame pricks so fuck you and stop pretending to be me
If that was really her, she would have said piss at least 6 times.
Did you really just post the exact same thing again? You’re poorly-spelled arguments didn’t even come close to convincing anyone the first time. What makes you think the second time would be any different?
And for the record, people were originally laughing WITH you. Now they’re just laughing AT you.
Guh, and by “you’re”, I mean “your”. Muphry’s Law strikes again.
@ Julie
“Muphry’s Law strikes again.”
Do you mean Murphys Law?
@ Jen
There is no such word as retarted, look it up.
Stacy, did it ever concern you that Andrew was feeling so much shame everytime he stuck it in you?
@ Oh Dear
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law
I love it when people find their stuff on lamebook. They have interesting reactions.
@ Brit
Haha, thanks for that!
@ Julie
SORRY!
Fucking hell. All the bullshit, the back and forth of real and fake comments, insults, the advice and ridicule… Awesome.
#182 is the best comment here, easily.
@ Oh Dear
Sorry, just vying to be the biggest asshole on here. Flexo was the biggest asshole, but now I am.
Stacey, you’s a ho
@Oh Dear: Haha, it’s fine. Most people usually don’t get the joke. I was massacred on here one time for it. You were much more pleasant about it. I just think most Lamebook posters should be quite familiar with the law, because it is eerily accurate.
I think Oh Dear might be a reverse troll.
spics
It’s the new Jasons Monster Fail!
i love that Stacey says “piss” after every fourth word.
stacey, honey, the angrier you get the harder we’re going to laugh. we really are a childish bunch. you should probably quit now while you’re ahead. and by by “ahead” i mean making a big ass out of yourself as opposed to a HUGE ass out of yourself.
back to pissing then. carry on.
Oh shit, does anyone know how to get a gerbil out of an arsehole?
I HERD U LIEK PISS SO I PUT A TOILET IN YO TOILET SO YOU CAN PISS WHILE YOU PISS
Stacy: Guys please stop talking about us. leave me and hayley to ourselves so we can scissor the shit out of eachother. Hayley: Like oh my god i love pissing on my best friends face! so grow up! geeeeze. Andrew: Male/Single/Gay….any guy that is dtf (down to fuck) let me know. i like to get double stuffed so gang bangs are fine with me. THANKS GUYS.
If everyone who posted on lamebook comments was rounded up and shot, the world would be a better place.
Goodbye cruel world.
228 is right. i saw this a few days ago then i read the last comment and all of a sudden everyone involved is gay and pissing on each other. thats lamer than anything the site could find.
just a general comment: this stacyO lady is evidently a trashy british or irish bitch, because in britain and ireland they use the word “piss” to indicate two things: making fun of someone or a situation or being really drunk. she isn’t actually concerned with urine or micturition on any level. not that the comments aren’t amusing on some base level, but still.
the more you know!!
226 knows what up lmao.
Burn the Battymen
It’s quite funny how gullible you all are. I just thought you should know I am both StaceyO and Hayley and have had quite a bit of fun with you guys over the weekend. Until next time I’m off to bed.
^ you staged the entire thing? LOL
LAME. Irony!
233, I think most people with intelligence figured that out after the 5th comment or so.
@funny
You’re not Stacey O coz I am…
I would just like to stick up for all homosexual males rights, it’s not cool to make fun of people like Andy and say he likes to have sex with his dog
You people are all as bad as each other
Lamebook, here you are. The classic example why you should please update ASAP before everyone goes nuts over the weekend.
are you kidding me…this shit is still the here and there haven’t been any updates all weekend?!?!? Can someone please post something lame so we can move on
Lakadase ,Lamebook doesn’t post during weekends.
Seriously gays are cool too
A good 90% of this thread consist of ‘conversations’ between trolls and folks who fell for it.
The real Andrew and Stacey are probably still blissfully unaware of this rubbish, and if they are, would hardly see any sense in engaging with kids who think using rude words make them funny.
Kudos to the 6 or 7 posters who were witty/intelligent.
(To follow: more troll posts.)
* Last
‘She won’t let me’ shouldn’t be in any Male’s vocabulary, ever. It should be, bitch, I’m taking the fucking dog, you got a problem, you can come see me and my dog about it.
@No Way – Fabulous. Have fun defending those rape charges.
Woah! Go away for the weekend with no internets, come back and the world (according to Lamebook) has gawn mad!
Great comments on here everyone and “props” to all those who fed the trolls to keep this post interesting.
“Retart” is a perfectly legitimate word. Any naysayers should check the Lamebook Rules Video (any version from 1.43 includes it) – link in my username.
P.S. By the fuck.
@StaceyO
You’re dumb. If it’s that big a deal (which it really isn’t…nobody really cares about you) and you don’t want this post on here, you can email Lamebook and ask them to take it off. I’m sure you somehow have to validate that it is actually you and not some troll, but hey, surely that’s not too much of a problem?
Idiot.
Wow! I only post ont his site when I am at work, so I haven’t been on over the weekend…….some of you really don’t have a life do you? Yes flexo, I am talking to you. You are the biggest loser here.
Regarding the topic, Stacy and Andrew O, you both are pretty pathetic. I don’t beliee it is the REAL Stacy and Andrew, but a troll, or several trolls. I don’t think flexo is a troll though, I just think he really is that dumb.
Woof woof! Doesn’t anybody care what I want? GRRRRRRRR!
When this was on the feed I was pretty stunned that it had warranted almost 250 comments. Now I understand. Epic. @Stacey0 – you’re a twat for posting this on your Facebook, and you’re a twat for feeding the flames on Lamebook. Now be quiet.
Hahaha. This is epic. I love when I have to leave for a while. I get to come back and veiw the aftermath of yet another net-ocalyspe.
The OP wasn’t nearly as good as this hilariously messy comments section.
leverhunder, wtf is that really. net-ocalypse is not even a word retart, you have to be one of the biggest retarted asshole mormons in here.
Hmmm… Seems to me that if Andrew O and Stacey O had only agreed to split the dog, they could have avoided all this unpleasantness…
assholes.
I don’t see how splitting assholes would help though.
I am a moron who has no life and should jump off a cliff as soon as possible.
flexo – you’re great
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
You wrote mormon instead of moron.
Mormon works too.
I AM DISAPPOINTED, LAMEBOOK USERS. it took ya’ll 155, i say again ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE posts to finally find someone with the intelligence level to provoke flexo’s genius. and flexo, a little quicker on the uptake next time, eh? you didn’t post until 127! yeesh. this whole post and ensuing conversation is infuriating! bunch of retarts!
@ 256 stop imitating flexo, it’s childish and defeats a larger purpose that is so much greater than a retarted asshole like you.
svcmbr, I think most of us had it figured out but wanted to enjoy the fun. There were quite a few posts in other threads too about the whole retart and brian thing, but apparently people would rather argue with jokester than laugh along with him. Jeesus all of you need to chill the eff out, he’s JOKING. And when one of you feeds him ammo, it just causes more fun for him (and some of us), so CHILL.
LMAO. I love how people try to get all serious on Lamebook.
@ Zoned c’mon man, don’t stop them. this is hilarious. PLEASE let them go. just….sssshhhhh, sit back and watch the magic.
P.S. you totally spelled jesus with two e’s. better watch out, or these retarts will yell at you for your grammar. ^ _ ^
the only serious think on this comment bored is that I am right but everyone has to be an assholes of all assholes. mainly rocketman who is the biggest pileof retart shit out there.
assholes.
@svcmbr
…or yell at you for like totally using “totally” like a total douche bag.
Not to mention cutesy crap like “^_^”
insert clever name here, you are just an asshole. they’re , i said it asshole
@Flexo are you fucking kidding me? You used they’re instead of there? You have GOT to be the stupidest person past the 2nd grade. Please get bitten by a super cancer tiger you unintelligent ball of ghey.
I hate to break it to you but that was sort of the point svcmbr
But yes, I agree, I shall sit back and watch the entertainment.
“Is everything ok?”
Errrr. Duh. Fucking peasants.
I like boobies!