Hobo, I love that you tried to deconstruct the thought process of a moron who is trying to grapple with a fairy tale.
That said, I can’t help but think ‘”God’ doesn’t have parents, nor a need to differentiate itsself from all of those other Gods within the Jeudao-Christian faith, thus it wouldn’t have any use for a surname. Not to mention that it’s name is ‘Yaweh’, it IS a God.”
#1: The “real Christian woman” that loves men “ALOT” and has “niglets” (children I’m assuming) out of wedlockh the irony. (I’m not against this before anyone thinks I am condemninng having g children out of wedlock)
i know a lot of people are really dumb. But still, i do not think you should promote your dumbness and convince people that you REALLY are dumb. Why post that, mercedes? the only reason i can think of is to try and appear intellectually curious, or witty, or thoughtful. you can now stop trying: you are just really really really dumb.
I am a proud, albeit angry, woman of African decent, who has no fear of expressing her thoughts, most of which center around the opposite gender. My life goal is to wed a very wealthy, dark-skinned gentleman.
The father of my African-descended children recently abandoned us, leaving us to our miserable fates. I, therefore, am searching for a suitably responsible dark-skinned gentleman to support myself and my offspring, commit to a stable relationship, and satisfy me in the bedroom on a regular basis. Now on to something completely different:
I am a devoutly religious Christian woman, so please do not approach me unless you have all aforementioned qualities. If you don’t have them, I will, through divine inspiration, be aware of your falsehood, because I am a practitioner of all I have thus far stated.
I’m a long-time lurker/occasional poster. but when I see these types of posts, I can’t help but translating them into proper English. Even if it is for my own amusement (I usually find myself more amused than is warranted, but hey, gotta get your kicks somehow).
@freakyfox, re: #8
don’t know who else got it, but I effing loved the Ani reference.
with regards to the first (and many, many previous entries), why does logging on to the internet render the vast amount of the worlds’ population unable to spell? I mean, if the (young?) lady who posted the bio at the top of the page was really a “proud black biotch”, then surely she’d realise that the word is spelt “bitch” and that calling your kids “niglets” or using the term “nigger” or “nigga” is nothing to be proud of at all.