I wish there was another Planet I could live on, away from these people…
I think I should add – and also be able to survive on it, not die instantly from the lack of oxygen, etc…
lol yoink we r redin each otha’s minds! u no wot they sey gr* minds think alyk – kiara sik of havin lil pepe hole dicks in her caten lik a straw goin in.
Maybe Kiara would have an easier time finding a well equipped male if she took the lessons she learns at Church to heart. That, and not talking like feeble minded trash.
dan sunt say u dont wanna bit of kaora u jus scard cos u dunt fink ul liv up to her dreems but go fa it man be a gud opatunity ta lose ya virginaty an shes alredy wel broken in
I hear you GrammarPuss..maybe just have to stay out of any churches until that planet is discovered..
..and yoink has assimilated some witty skills despite his clear inability to write in conventional English…what do you call that type of language young man/lady?
katy, ‘kia-ora advert’ (that’s what we call a commercial).
but mine and yoink’s personal favourite, ‘um bongo advert’.
oh, and dan – maybe you’d have a nervous breakdown if you had the brain cells to realise life is finite. you operate in a time before relativism. you’re stuck in the dark ages of the mind.
You’re man enough to know better then yoink…
.a double negative is “dunt cal it nufink”…which, grammatically means you “do call it something”…but I’ve spent a bit of time with “the youth” so I know what you’re saying.
Anyway..umbongo umbongo they make it in the congo…props to friendly racism from the 80s..
Ahh, God bless the Um Bongo advert with it’s faintly racist undertones:-
“Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, “I know, we’ll call it Um Bongo”
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!”
woah that’s some strong words subject…Is this Ki-ora chick referring to you or something?…i’m guessing if she is you didn’t you didn’t meet in church..
I’ve always wished that show “The Mentalist” was “The Mental List”, so Simon Baker’s character would randomly pause mid scene, address the camera, and list a bunch of things.
The show would become more watchable instantly!
“That’s correct, we did find bloodstains near the pool, it suggests that -
Chalk,
A well crafted book cover,
Receipts for cooking utensils,
Sanitary towels,
A seafoam green 1973 Fender Stratocaster,
- the murder occurred there.”
I’ve probably missed everyone ripping it out of Yoink for this, but just scrolling down to the top comments and seeing him say Kiara is a drink made me nearly die.
I miss Kia Ora.
What’s the point in the censoring the first “fuck” when the second one is uncensored?
It’s f*cking stupid.
yoink’s soulmate?
F*cks sake, more f*cktards.
Fucking morons.
Oh and Stever, Ben, Frodo and 3rd
na defo not my solemate manshe goos to cherch an is named afta a drink in a carten loooooooool
lol @ yoink.
dan_fargis’ dream girl? his dick is no way big enough to fill up tiara’s cavernous tuppence.
looool alord he cud hav sex wiv her befor marige cus it woodnt be a sin if nufink tuched the side loooool
LMAO Yoink! Who’s named after a drink in a carton? And good morning slums, or evening? I don’t know, I haven’t had coffee yet
kiora its to orangy fo cros its jus fo me an my dog il be ur dog woof woof we adora kaora
double lol @ yoink!
i think i’m a good cultural translator of yoink, so to speak. did you get the henry post katy?
here is what yoink’s talking about in number 5:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8
I wish there was another Planet I could live on, away from these people…
I think I should add – and also be able to survive on it, not die instantly from the lack of oxygen, etc…
lol yoink we r redin each otha’s minds! u no wot they sey gr* minds think alyk – kiara sik of havin lil pepe hole dicks in her caten lik a straw goin in.
annyway i preffer umbongo.!
Gah, youtube is blocked at my work
I can look it up on my phone though! What are the key words I can use to search?
umbongo is awsum not had it fa yeers man yeah exacly but she likes em cos her fanny like the caton an there dicks the straws that come wiv it loooool
Maybe Kiara would have an easier time finding a well equipped male if she took the lessons she learns at Church to heart. That, and not talking like feeble minded trash.
dan sunt say u dont wanna bit of kaora u jus scard cos u dunt fink ul liv up to her dreems but go fa it man be a gud opatunity ta lose ya virginaty an shes alredy wel broken in
I hear you GrammarPuss..maybe just have to stay out of any churches until that planet is discovered..
..and yoink has assimilated some witty skills despite his clear inability to write in conventional English…what do you call that type of language young man/lady?
katy, ‘kia-ora advert’ (that’s what we call a commercial).
but mine and yoink’s personal favourite, ‘um bongo advert’.
oh, and dan – maybe you’d have a nervous breakdown if you had the brain cells to realise life is finite. you operate in a time before relativism. you’re stuck in the dark ages of the mind.
have some kia-ora!
famaf i dunt cal it nufink its jus my langwage cos thers onli one yoink
that, my amusing little friend, is a double negative…are you a male or female yoink?
wwat u meen duble nagativ? im male
i fink were on the same wavelenf alord
You’re man enough to know better then yoink…
.a double negative is “dunt cal it nufink”…which, grammatically means you “do call it something”…but I’ve spent a bit of time with “the youth” so I know what you’re saying.
Anyway..umbongo umbongo they make it in the congo…props to friendly racism from the 80s..
Ahh, God bless the Um Bongo advert with it’s faintly racist undertones:-
“Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, “I know, we’ll call it Um Bongo”
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!”
Marvelous.
ah rite but u stil got wat i mend dint ya? i fort it was um bongo um bongo they drink in ti tha congo? luvd that avert wen i was a kid looo
In all it’s glory:- http://w ww.youtube.com/watch?v=wYj5o4kQsXs&feature=related
lol thats awsum! they dunt mak averts lik that no more
Nuns have no fun, they just have their fathers and sons
But I’ll give them hell, I never fail
I get it up, I get it up in the dark, I make her feel I’m not a holy man
Faster breathing, she’s like a shark, she want’s more
I’m gonna give her my cross
lol@ famaf and “that is a double negative”! I always say that, too!
@26 – No apostrophe in “its” you freaking dumb-ass.
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I proper enjoy retards.
nah u propa enjoy henrys m8.
I happily stand corrected on the umbongo debate…good work Android!
dan likes the nu henry alord the lil one u keep on ya desc its perfect size fa him looooool
Notice how there are no dudes who have commented. HAHA, fucking ugly slut bitch!
woah that’s some strong words subject…Is this Ki-ora chick referring to you or something?…i’m guessing if she is you didn’t you didn’t meet in church..
yoinj, you’re a fucking mentalist.
Saying that, I still somehow knew he meant ‘Kia-Ora’. I think I’m starting to think like yoink.
finkin like me anit that bad a fing tho is it british?
Depends, really. What you thinking?
anit finkin nuffin at the mo sept wantin see ma gf an u betta not be finkin that to lol
I’ve always wished that show “The Mentalist” was “The Mental List”, so Simon Baker’s character would randomly pause mid scene, address the camera, and list a bunch of things.
The show would become more watchable instantly!
“That’s correct, we did find bloodstains near the pool, it suggests that -
Chalk,
A well crafted book cover,
Receipts for cooking utensils,
Sanitary towels,
A seafoam green 1973 Fender Stratocaster,
- the murder occurred there.”
Oop. Bail.
Oh, dietpillpyramidscheme, YOMANK. Also, I’ve never actually paid any attention to your name before, but I love it.
See my drawn out explanation of it from yesterday… I forget which post, but it involves an anthropomorphic rapping spider.
http://www.lamebook.com/smart-moves#comments
There, roughly post #74, I would just copy-paste my explanation, but i’m on an ipod.
On the upside, there is a rapping spider, and me bullshitting on about who knows what.
I had to Urban Dictionary YOMANK… it seems I’m somewhat out of the loop with tech based acronyms.
Thank you, sir. That’s one of mine – Howard Moon.
I really have no idea how black people still manage to talk like they would on the internet as they would face-to-face.
cxtkc that’s just plain racist kid
Yoink… where were you educated? I think you have a good case to sue.
Try this http://www.english4today.com/englishgrammar/grammar/index.cfm
@bunnyball
Yoink would have sued but he i not able to explain the whole claim to his lawyer.
I’ve probably missed everyone ripping it out of Yoink for this, but just scrolling down to the top comments and seeing him say Kiara is a drink made me nearly die.
I miss Kia Ora.
cxtkc is a terrible person
priceless