Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Hollywouldn’t Go There

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  1. Wow, this is the worst thing ever. Makes me want to participate…

    1001awfulthings.com/the-top-1001

  2. “Maphew”?

  3. Scotty- you’re an idiot and provided nothing to the conversation. You broke it up by throwing out useless comments and you should be shot repeatedly with a BB gun. Good day.

  4. Yeah I’ve heard about this film. They tried really hard to get Michael Douglas in the lead role and everyone assumed he was ready to sign, but now it looks like he’s backed out.

  5. This is sick but I cannot stop laughing!

  6. vaginalroundhouse

    Billy Mays was considering the role but he could not sell himself to the producers.

  7. Meh, these guys are trying too hard to be funny.

  8. I get it! I get it! The premise is we rip the piss out of dead folk right?! This is right up my street!

    They were going to get the Aristotle to play the bad guy but Edmund Hillary nicked the part…what?…too soon?!

    Honestly laughing at the dead. These people should be ashamed… it’s a waste of a good wank.

  9. Cory Haim was going to play one of the lost boys but he got blown away with all the chicks at Snowboard Academy. But who knows, it’s never too late.

  10. 4 movie references there.

  11. The greatest cameo of the whole movie: Jesus.

  12. Scotty sucks.

  13. Wow. This is terribly lame. OMG THESE PEOPLE ARE DEAD LET’S PRETEND THERE’S A MOVIE AND AS LONG AS WE LIST DEAD PEOPLE IT WILL BE FUNNY.

  14. I miss my Heath :)

  15. Does Maphew keep a list of dead celebrities to refer to?

  16. Gotta love the Shannon Hoon reference <3

  17. @throwingtofu I think that struck me more than their dead people jokes too. Really now? Maphew? I’m banking on him getting his ass kicked for a name like that. Parents these days….Jesus.

  18. @blonde – I’m guessing he is either the offspring of ghetto parents who couldn’t spell (or properly say) MATTHEW, or he’s a suburban white kid with a bad case of thug envy.

  19. @ #s 3, 8, and 13, you guys nailed it better than Jesus Christ.

    Too soon?

  20. They’re just listing dead celebrities. There’s no fucking joke there. How did this go on for so long? I hate every single one of these people.

  21. travis barker isn’t dead.

  22. Thug envy. No question.

  23. The funniest thing about this was scotty trying to jump into the joke and failing.

  24. and by ‘funniest thing’ I of course mean, the only thing mildly funny in this post.

  25. Whine, whine whine. I don’t see you guys putting on mildly humorous crap on FB, now do I??

  26. I agree with most of the above comments. I’ll summarize:

    1) Maphew?!?!?!? Maphew. MAPHEW!! what the shit is with this name?!

    and

    2) Scotty: ugh. die.

    and i would like to add that Josh fails for posting 3 times at the end with no one else responding. let it go man!

  27. OK this was just dumb… and the Princess Diana and David Carradine jokes really ticked me off. :/

    I feel bad that I kinda laughed at the Steve McNair one though. And he was a beloved Raven as well! :(

  28. i heard they all die in the end

  29. technically, only Farrah Fawcett died . . . in the end.

  30. what about reference to Chris Benoit and family? Owen hart?

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