Wait! WAIT!! Logic just gave me a thought. What if the cave men tied two Saber tooth tigers foot to foot in each of their 4 wheel wells. That should provide them with levitation because cats never land on their backs. Now all they need is propulsion which they can easily achieve by moving their feet below the car as if they are wanking. Sorry, that should be walking.
@wiffles he would still be a ginger. You can dye your hair, sure, but you can’t dye freckles or pasty skin. Correct me if I’m wrong, but pales have a very hard time tanning. Either they get burnt, or, they just can’t get a tan.
I happen to be pretty pale, and it’s taking a long time for me to get darker. I have succeeded some.
I agree with mass. And if he had been trying hard enough to not be a Ginger he too would have thought of it…and the result would have been…well…no face. But maybe that wouldn’t have been a real loss? In the profile pic her really is mostly displaying the hair and not too much of the face….