Why do people always lose their shoes when hit by cars? I hope Strawberrius Jackson finds his other shoe.
wyh wasi stehphn in such hurry to get story on facboko that he didn typ prper or speel check or punctuate? was worry sum1 put story first or just idoit ?
Who the fuck drives a yellow Neon? is that even a thing?
Facebook should also not have increased its character limit on statuses.
Yellow is a popular color with the srt-4 neons
They say a little goes a long was, that is a very long way for absolutely minimal amusement.
@Beatus, look up newton’s laws of motion. If you still can’t figure it out, please experiment until you do.
That was reeeeeally really random…it’s like i’m in suspense, still waiting for the punchline.
@-A, it was a recycled Dane Cook joke.
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