one day dan
had a plan
to post a poem on facebook
hoped girls would look
instead it was a bunch of guys
who gave him quite a surprise
they tore him up
a brand new butt
looks like he was caught
sent him home with a sandy twat
my brain is only outsized by my giant balls… they’re like church bells… and you ladies should be making plans to share me… then you wont have to worry about a name to yell out… i wont leave you with enough breath
slimjayz, iffn’ you and yer big ‘ol church bell balls make the right kind of music in the sheets, wordy and I just might give you a go. It’s the poem that put you in the running really, despite the considerable testicular deformity you claim.
PlasmaNinja, join the fray. If slimjayz sucks, you CAN eat his brain. Or his balls. I won’t judge.
@BritishHobo – It’s been a number of years since I’ve set foot in a Zellers so it’s possible they’ve upgraded their image, but from what I remember, Kmart would be a more accurate comparison. Target carries value priced designer merchandise, does it not? Zellers is more like off-brand junk.