@wordpervert: We all know modern technology will ensure that Andrew will have full reproductivity. As sure as we know the greatest medical minds are spending all their time curing hairloss and prolonging erections!
Queencow, oh yes, they’ve come up with remedies for those things, but no surprises there, being issues that affect the male population. Priorities, after all. Having said that, I do prefer a hairy man that can go the distance.
Hmmm, I’m somewhat bemused by the female reaction to Andrew’s comment. Even if it is a joke, I was expecting more of a united girl front in opposition to it. I’m almost on my own in thinking it’s not that funny. I must be missing something.
Christie, your sense of humor is crazy for you to have been able to concoct a crazy status like that. It really left me with the feeling that you are crazy with a sense of self control.
Kate, they are called submarines, and they go underwater.
Andrew, Just WOW. You’ve got balls of steel. I was impressed with the fact you were able to cone up with two terrible reasons to support the pro-abortion team and anti-abortion. I laughed at the outrageousness of it.
Logan, if he’s not gay, I wouldn’t worry either.
Katie, hook me up. Then we can hook up.
Annie, thanks for the advice. Jade, are you sleeping with the janitor?
having read helvetica’s post, i decided to look up ann coulter (being from across the pond, i can hopefully be forgiven for not casting my lobster pots into the undercurrent of american socio-politics).
i have just spent the last 30 minutes reading her lengthy wiki entry, full of statement, testimony, rebuttal, confusion, sublime, absurd, explosion, 100% beef and also sourdough. there were moments of utter disbelief at the ridiculousness of her comments, but she does have an eye for a quip.
my favourite snippet amongst the bio, though, was this:
During Coulter’s speech at the University of Western Ontario, she told a Muslim student to “take a camel”, in response to the student’s question about previous comments by Coulter that Muslims should not be allowed on airplanes.
Wait. So he wants to kill babies? Am I getting that right? But he’s against it because it gives women a choice? So he’s a psychopath in the making? Andrew confuses me, I need to drink more, I’ll have to come back and reread…again to figure this out.
p.s. lamebook, I need more side boob. Where the hell is it!?! You’re depriving me out my only lesbian impulse. Well not the only one, there is still word. Love ya word
HelveticaNude, thanks for introducing me to the horror that is Ann Coulter. Add Nancy Grace to the mix, and you guys have a very scary female duo of media commentators in your part of the world.
We simply have no equivalent here in Aus.
Yes ee, where have all the side boobs gone? Does a showing of bottom boob do anything for you? I could help you out on that one, but not here.
word, this lack of side boob has really gotten to me. I could spot them a mile away, and make saucy comments about them. I fear my reservoir of imagery has dried up. Damn you lamebook! As for bottom boob, I’ll talk what I can get. Just as long as you’re the one dishing it out.
Andrew and Zach Braff have the right idea if you ask me. Abortions make the world go round! Just think of how many Annie’s, Christie’s and Kate’s could potentially populate the earth. I don’t know about you guys, but thats scary to me…
I try to spread it around. But Nancy Grace and Ann Coulter really should team up in a united ‘annoy the shit out of everyone’ front. They’d be the perfect duo for the job. Coulter’s a fuckwit and Nancy Grace’s “inside voice” is like everyone else’s “setting off a fire alarm through a megaphone.”
Be still my heart! I’m glad someone caught what I was going for! There are so many horribly stupid font jokes I can make, but I can’t even fathom how nerdy I would come off.
My vote’s for all boob. Preferably, boobs that should be seen through a lacy nun uniform.
Also, google informs me that lacy nun uniforms don’t exist yet. Someone should get on that.
word, cheer up! I’ll pass you a tissue, don’t make me sad too. If I sense a tear, they come rolling on. Smile my word, don’t be sad. I’d give you a hug if I could, 14 hours is too much for us.
Helvetica, you have high favors in my book. No need to feel nerdy, I’m around fonts all day long. My favorite is Vag, only because I call it Vage. Every time I use it I giggle and get all warm and tingly inside.
It IS fucken sexy as hell though. I remember the first one I saw in real life. It was at this club in dallas TX. I hit that like there was no tomorrow. Lol, ok you girls are getting me worked up, hold on let me grab an ice cold one.
That there is Helvetica, we are in a world all our own. I have to be careful though, I design children’s books. Can’t have any of my x-rated Tendencies filtering though, no good could come of that. Other than scared children.
Well, I don’t know about you guys and gals, but I learned all I knew about sex and lust from watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was eight. I’m sure a children’s book could do less damage, right?
Dukey would enjoy it, so at least we could have sold one copy.
It’s not really relevant to the post, but American Apparel should market themselves in fundamentalist Islamic states. By making an otherwise attractive women completely desexualised, surely it achieves the same purpose as the Burqua.
Christie, this way for a nice white suit that buttons up at the back…
Andrew, way to get your priorities right on this issue…
Logan, and yet still wondering why your bum hurt’s like a mo’fo everytime you let him spike your drink…hmmm…
Annie, i think enough dribbling’s been done, you REALLY didn’t have to share this..
No BH, well yes, I suppose it would also be in Braille, but I meant 3D. They used plastic molds I believe to depict the images, but I did not actually read the whole article as I was called into my appointment so I am not completely sure. I do not think I thew the magazine out so if I come across it I will let you know for sure.
I thought Andrew was hilarious. He gives a fresh new take on the old abortion argument simply by switching the positive and negative. He’s AGAINST women’s freedom of choice and he’s FOR killing babies. This could very well be the way people who hate the world and everybody in it think. I do hope he MEANT it to be funny.
Andrew most definitely was influenced by a guy named Maddox. His website is “The Best Page In The Universe” with the address maddox.xmission.com Go to the link titled “Looking for a safe stance on abortion? Me neither.” Some of it is verbatim. The other posts have some truly brilliant material. Maddox started the emails years ago titled “I Am Better Than Your Kids”. They were drawings made by small children and then graded (harshly) by Maddox.