Pigeons are boring, but they are still very creepy. All birds are creepy. I don’t like birds.
Why are you censoring yourself, bapsy? Did you give up swearing for Lent or something? It’s almost over so you can go back to being you, yes? Because this scares me more than you posting a “First” comment.
I’m pleased to report my cat is currently laying out in the garden chewing the head off one of those feathered vermin as I type.
The best bit is that the foul flying rat has a yellow tag on it’s foot and belongs to my neighbour.
Well, it used to. It belongs to my cat now.
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A lot of people don’t like birds, crusty. You’ve never seen the Hitchcock movie? You’ve never been sitting on a park bench minding your own business and been suddenly surrounded by a large number of black crows? You’ve never been swooped by a crazyass magpie? I have experienced all of these things. I don’t like birds.
Seagulls are proper little fuckers, they have MASSIVE beaks, but I’m not scared of them. You know why? Because I’m more intelligent, stronger and bigger than a. fucking. bird. If you’d said you were scared of bears i’d think “meh, understandable fear”. But no, you’ve admitted that you trim your pubes, shave your legs, wax your chest and tuck your dick between your legs.
I know some guys who trim their pubes, shave their legs, wax their chests and tuck their dicks between their legs. AND they are more intelligent, stronger and bigger than a. fucking. whinging. pommy. git.
sorry to interrupt the flow of this discussion (not really), but – “as are vaginas yet no one is scared of those”…hahaha that’s funny because it’s a vagina joke that is horribly wrong. c’mon crusty you should know better…PLENTY men-folk scared o’ the ‘ol top-hole, if you think about it…aren’t they?
as you were!
It’s not even a competition really, ’cause vaginas never lured anyone into the street to get killed did they? Noone ever invited their whole family over on thanksgiving to eat dry vagina did they? Noone ever tied a message to a vagina and threw it out a window hoping that France would finally get the message and institute national bathing day did they? Compared to birds, vaginas can be tolerated, probably. Also, I misplaced mine, so if you see it please let me know.