Friday, November 13, 2009

Have a Blow Out Weekend

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101 Comments

  1. SECOND

  2. fourth

  3. I wonder if there’s a vagina app

  4. because my vagina is horrible at snorting coke off of

  5. No really, there’s a cocaine app.

  6. that’s so amazing

  7. omg thats so amazing

  8. Would have. Would HAVE, dammit.

    /end rant

  9. Booger Sugar!

  10. I like 8======D.

  11. Its called iSnort. Literally.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j-DGrWry6k

    Thats probably what that dude saw.

  12. I fucking love blow.

  13. #9 I know you already said it, but…

    It’s ‘have’, not ‘of’. gah

  14. I’ve snorted MDMA off my Blackberry Storm… but I would have much rather done it off an iPhone :p I hate my storm! waaasteee of $$

  15. The only thing lamer than actually doing MDMA is bragging about doing MDMA over the internet.

  16. FAKEEEE

  17. He said He was tuning his Guitar!!!

  18. MDMA fails.

  19. This is not about MDMA. It’s about coke. there’s a big difference. apple phones are lame, and so is not including a proper verb in your sentence, i.e ‘i would of’. eugh

  20. MDMA is so cool bro.

  21. This isn’t so much lame as it is hilarious :)

  22. lol your all dipshits…i wonder what you spent your Friday nights doing.An very cool App….the iScale.night losers!

  23. Says the guy posting it on his Friday night as well. Interesting or GTFO. No one cares.

  24. MDMA and coke are both lame. And who the fuck talks about doing a drug that can get you any number of years in prison on FB? I mean if it were E or Acid I could understand, cause that shit makes you stupid. If you’re on coke, you’re a little too paranoid to talk about that shit.

    And now that I’m done with that stream of consciousness, I call fake. :D

  25. @southernbelle
    Obviously you have never been to Vancouver before.

  26. @southernbelle MDMA is E idiot

  27. love it! i use my ipod as my “travel table”. glass on the go!

  28. There is an actual app for snorting coke on an iphone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j-DGrWry6k

  29. u can purchase the app here http://www.theisnort.com/isnort.html

  30. Just spending my friday night sucking off my dad.

    Again.

    God bless America.

  31. @NoName – WIN.

    @southernbelle – Ehh, sorry, but people who have obviously never used a drug don’t get to preach about how people feel while under the influence. Also, if you’re going to attempt being a self-righteous, know-it-all cunt, could you at the very least do some research? Maybe next time you can get at least ONE fact straight. C:

  32. Why the hell would Michael admit that it was him that was doing it??

  33. Um I just assumed that it was the application he was ‘snorting’ not real drugs, thus the whole illegality of the situation is rendered moot.

  34. waffle +1

  35. too many ofs

  36. i thought it was funny, not lame

  37. I hope sharkbot never posts here agin. He fucking sucks.

  38. @west- sarcasm, learn it foo

  39. I’ve snorted coke, mdma, ketamine, mephedrone and oxy off my iphone – it was just convenient as hell to have a glass surface in your pocket, ready to chop up a few lines and hoover them up!

  40. Who are all the fucking squares here? Coke and MDMA are not “LAME”, they’re really fucking fun if done in moderation. Don’t listen to the Nancys kids. I took some MDMA last new years and again at bonnaroo, two of the most fun nights of my life. Coke is kinda overrated tho. Would never pay for it.

  41. The post itself is funny and pretty harmless but these comments are ridiculous…these are illegal drugs, no need to talk about doing them over the internet!

  42. ok they didnt say they did coke personally they saw someone do it.

  43. drugs are fun.

    why shouldn’t people talk about them?

  44. Maybe because it makes you look like a tryhard teenage attention whore?

  45. Not that there’s anything WRONG with talking about drugs. It’s just that the majority of the people who do it are basement-dwellers who think that booze and drugs make them less massive computer nerds.

  46. *would have*. not ‘would of’. Retard.

  47. “*would have*. not ‘would of’. Retard.”

    Both are moronic: The conditional tense makes no sense when talking about something that already happened.

    That WOULD HAVE been him IF….if what?

  48. Sennmann – its you *fucking apostrophe* re!!!

  49. you guys are gay

  50. last night i used a crucifix to inject a mixture of heroin, ghb, pcp and ketamine. i was jesus.

  51. I used to do alot of drugs but now I’m clean and life is alot better!

  52. I mean it’s not as funny or distorted anymore but at least I know whats going on :)

  53. It’s an app called iSnort, Drew. Simple mistake though.

  54. If you go on texts from last night the first text is :
    (586): Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
    irony- gotta love it

  55. most people who use drug are outgoing people with a full social life and a wide circle of friends.

  56. coke is a really really cool drug. thumbs up to this post! people who don’t like drugs are idiots.

  57. Yeah lots of people on lamebook end up on textsfromlastnight or on people of walmart

  58. Detective William

    Your IP adresses are being traced and units will be dispatched. Do not attempt to delete your comments or backtrack like a wuss. That’ll teach you kids to brag about drugs on the internet, dagnammit.

  59. ^^Pwned.

  60. nice one, officer.

    drugs are fun, kids.

    don’t knock them until you’ve tried them.

  61. “most people who use drug are outgoing people with a full social life and a wide circle of friends.”

    That’s a pretty inaccurate stereotype. Most of the ones I know are total losers, and no, clubbing doesn’t equate to a social life.

  62. clubbing on it’s own wouldn’t, but then very few people list only clubbing as an interest. in anycase most people use drugs to enhance their lives, not as a crutch to support them.

    and who makes up the clubbing population? students. in every university city the clubs are filled with future lawyers, doctors, civil servants etc all caning drugs for a few hours each weekend. the most educated and aspirational young people in the land.

    most of my mates are dentists, anesthetists, web designers. all outgoing people with broad interests, some of which include smashing some gear in every once in a while.

    the idea that all drug users are losers is as hopelessly inaccurate as to say that they all cope well with drugs. but by and large, most people use them responsibly.

    just my experience.

  63. But I like acting like a self righteous prick :( . Don’t take that away from me! It’s free too ;) unlike drugs. Also extended cocaine use as been proven to make you paranoid just like pot. :)

  64. i’d never take THAT right away: what’s the point of having an opinion if you can’t be self-righteous with it. the internet would wither to nothing. i’ve out grown most drugs now, and only do it occassionally – it’s not something i’m going to be doing in my 30 -40′s. but looking back i’ve only fond and often hilarious memories of good times with good friends. with or without smashing it in.

    worth keeping an open mind and thinking for yourself.

  65. Honestly, there’s no stereotypical “drug user.”
    I know some people who fit right into the “loser” mould, who do nothing more interesting with their lives than sit around getting high.
    I know others who are just as self-righteous about their drug use as non-users are about their abstinence, and seem to think that no-one else is capable of enjoying themselves as much as they can.
    And then I know others who are perfectly normal people.
    It’s pretty reductionist to just make assumptions about people based on their drug use (or non drug use.)

  66. exactly. for most people drug use is tangental to their lives and not a defining thing at all.

    a bit of random fun.

  67. when i was thier age we sniffed coke off of droids snarf snarf

  68. lol defmay. I love how you assume that people who think drugs are retarded haven’t actually done drugs before. :)

  69. Drugs wouldn’t be as cool if there weren’t idiots out there who don’t “get it” and make you feel much better about taking them. So to everyone who doesn’t do drugs and think they’re bad, keep it up! The party ain’t good if it ain’t exclusive.

  70. yes, yes that’s exactly what i assumed.

    i wasn’t being at all facetious or ironic when i posted “drugs are fun kids… don’t knock them till you try them” in riposte to someone pretending to be a police detective.

    roflcopter!!!!11eleven!111, indeed.

  71. What’s the difference between MDMA and Ecstasy? I thought they were the same thing and then I read in comment 25 “if it were E”.

    Could someone explain it to me? Thanks

  72. MDMA is the active ingredient in E… usually its like 20% MDMA and then its filled with like coke or heroin

  73. Betch, I highly doubt it would be cut with cocaine – the drug use to bulk out the pill is usually much cheaper than the MDMA itself. It’s usually speed or another amphetamine.

  74. MDMA and E are the same thing. 25 is just an ignorant cunt who thinks she knows everything about drugs.

  75. I really hate the way people use the c word so casually. It’s a gross word and anyone who uses it is so dero.

  76. oh for god’s sake, the “c word” is only a bad word because you grew up with society telling you it was the worst word that you can say…people dont use it to describe vaginas, it’s often used as a term on endearment between mates…it’s a passionate word and it’s liberating to say it!!!! CUUUUUNT! :D

  77. Dear girl (75):
    You are a fag.

    MDMA and E are not exactly the same. E is never “pure” MDMA. Granted there is MDMA (hopefully mostly MDMA) in ecstasy.

  78. ZOMG! eye wana g0 d0 druhgZZ An b keWl lYk u d00dzx

  79. @girl

    cunt bitch

  80. To be honest, I find that people who take pills are always too out of it and it’s impossible to have any banter with them. You see them on a night out and they practically drool on you. Then they roll around all the next day coming down and are out of action for the rest of the weekend. Doesn’t seem worth it to me, why don’t people just drink?

  81. Pills are a social drug at times but you get the euphoria every now and again and then it does make it slightly difficult to converse with much if any sense but that is why i think pills should be taken in a small group of friends in a house. Also taking them in a club just points out to bouncers that you are out of it as your face will look like a bulldog chewing a nettle. Now coke is more of a club drug :)

  82. am I the only one noticing that lately a lot of stuff here on Lamebook is copied from fmylife.com or lastnighttext.com ?!

  83. nope.

  84. I hope you all of you justifying casual drug use don’t have young kids at home. I couldn’t imagine coming home all shitty and unable to take care of my kids if they needed me to. Otherwise, whatever. I think it was Aristotle that said “moderation in all things.”

  85. Moderation in all things…including moderation! ;)

  86. perfidious_albion

    “justifying casual drug use”. Love it. Like justifying driving or going for a shit

  87. 80. “To be honest, I find that people who take pills are always too out of it and it’s impossible to have any banter with them. You see them on a night out and they practically drool on you. Then they roll around all the next day coming down and are out of action for the rest of the weekend. Doesn’t seem worth it to me, why don’t people just drink?”

    I never experience negative comedowns or difficulties sleeping after pure MDMA, provided I do not ABUSE the drug (aka putting 6 or 7 caps of MDMA up my nose. And I’m talking about pure MDMA powder, I won’t take e pills).

    Your statement “why don’t people just drink” doesn’t make sense to me. Have you never experienced a hangover and not been able to get out of bed? Have you never vomited before? Have you never found walking to be a tad bit difficult, and your words slightly slurred?

    Alcohol is a drug just like MDMA or LSD or cocaine. And it does have addictive properties. And abuse, as well, does cause bodily harm. It’s all about moderation, knowing your limits AND being responsible!

  88. man you guys are stupid just smoke meth every day, you never get a come down if you stay up!

  89. It’s lame-ass comments like THIS ONE that degrade this website to the level of texts from last night and other shit bag blogs. Call meh.

  90. @75: If meaningless words upset you then you’re the one with the problem.

  91. what’s so lame? someone did coke? who cares?

    “It’s lame-ass comments like THIS ONE that degrade this website to the level of texts from last night and other shit bag blogs. Call meh.”

    um how is this concept any different

  92. Why is everyone so uppity about whats lame and what isn’t?? I like this one, it’s funny. A lot of them are funny, not necessarily “lame”…who cares if you don’t agree something should be on here? Just move on…and if it’s really upsetting you THAT much (which really IS lame), just fuck off.

  93. Jackulahaha: I concur.

  94. @ 27: Actually, that was a typo. I didn’t mean to write “E”. But thanks for assuming that mistake was because I have a lower iq than you do, I really appreciate that.

  95. @southernbelle: You expect us to believe that was a typo? Really? was “or” also a typo?

  96. I was looking at MDMA, thinking “E”, thinking “Acid and E are both lame and make you retarded.” So yes, the “or” was a typo.

  97. ugh, i was going to defend you, southern belle, because MDMA really isn’t ecstacy, ecstacy is a pill that can contain MDMA but usually is mostly amphetamines or even caffeine or advil with tiny amounts of mdma. mdma is just a chemical.
    but then you said that acid makes you stupid. how wrong you are.

  98. blah, I don’t know where you get your pills, but unless you are buying e’s that are not at least 80-90% pure MDMA you are really not getting your money’s worth.

  99. erik, either you have no idea about pills or i would love to meet your dealer. almost every pill contains a mix of somekind, many of which contain no md at all, just shitty pips etc, at least, thats the sit in the uk atm

  100. Oli is right, Erik has absolutely no clue.
    I used to work for a pharmaceutical company, making tablets.
    I also know a little pharmacology.

    If you had a really honest dealer network which actually had access to pure MDMA and was willing to use it uncut, you would still be looking at around 70% MDMA, rest filler just to make the tablets work. Around that anyway, could be down to around 40% active material and up to around 80%. This depends on how the granules are shaped, and how they bind together. If they bind badly together, then you would need much more binding material (and no, you can’t just add water to the mixture).

    Apart from that, you’re dealing with a criminal organization with no oversight every time you buy drugs. They usually cut their stuff to maximize profits. An interesting cut mixes MDA (a by product of MDMA production), LSD, and amphetamine. Gets you high, but doesn’t give the well being feeling of MDMA.

    BTW, studies have shown proper MDMA to be extremely safe, and the history of the drug in recreational use is pretty good, although the publicized stories often sound bad, they’re actually much less awful than the alcohol deaths which DON’T get reported, and the paracetamol (panodil/tylenol, advil, alvedon..whatever your country calls it) deaths which actually kills more teenagers in UK and USA than most of the illegal drugs combined. Paracetamol is fkn dangerous, and I used to manufacture the stuff (compress the tablets, anyway)

    So, when you take ecstasy you’re more likely to get a mixture of interesting chemicals than real MDMA. Even if you DO get real MDMA you really have no guarantee that it’s pure. The tester kits that test for MDMA could be fooled by a pill with 10% MDMA, 40%MDA and 50%talcum powder.

  101. New Year Baby Daddy

    @froskur: “So, when you take ecstasy you’re more likely to get a mixture of interesting chemicals than real MDMA. Even if you DO get real MDMA you really have no guarantee that it’s pure. The tester kits that test for MDMA could be fooled by a pill with 10% MDMA, 40%MDA and 50%talcum powder.”

    SOLD!

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