I’d like to know how old Adam is if he’s so concerned about his hip and heart…
eyeballs, he’s rooting her four times a day, so I don’t think that scenario applies here. She’s only 19, so maybe she’s just discovered sex (I’m a romantic). Maybe she had her first orgasm with this dude, so it’s still got novelty value. She’ll get over it, and then he’ll be the one bitching. Either that, or she’s a raving sex machine. They’re a rare commodity, but they’re out there.
Sexy, I was the last one to ask what a blue waffle was. DO NOT google that shit. Though, this lot was precious enough to link me a pic. Poor life decision for me to click on it. Just go to Urbandictionary.com and look it up. I sweat I feel like I hand out that bit of advice at least once a week on here…
when you set the bar high, maintaining that quality of lay becomes more of a chore than an exciting adventure. only people who don’t get laid wouldn’t think it’s something to complain about. think about it. go get laid every day, 4-5 times a day for a month or two and tell me different.
I Googled “Special Fried Rice”. At what point did that dude look at his junk and think “Hmmm, maybe I should get this seen to…”? Obviously it was at the point his dick was about to drop off. Yummy. Thanks a bunch, Paranoid.
Urban Dictionary’d “Special Fried Rice” and the explanation was scary enough thanks.
Also, re-read this with the possibility that there is no 19 year old gf and Adam is actually both halves of the conversation to make himself sound like hot shit on Facebook. It will change the whole outlook of it to “kind of sad really.”