You know Cumdog, I didn’t get the “first” thing. I really didn’t. It seemed so fucking pathetic. Sitting here, waiting. Waiting to comment. But then I did it and you know what? It feels good. All these people will come to comment and see MY comment first. MINE. Oh god, what a rush.
If I remember correctly, I’m pretty sure Dan’s status is a line from a Limp Bizkit song. If that’s true, I really hope he’s shooting blanks because he should never procreate. Posting song lyrics as your status = douche. Posting Limp Bizkit lyrics on anything = super ultra mega douche. I bet he posted that with either a popped collar or an backwards Tapout hat on.
Would love to be a fly on the wall when Dan’s dad – or grandfather – pointed out Limp Bizkit’s homage to Roger Daltrey’s affected stutter from The Who’s My Generation.
Better still if they then went on to tell him the LB number was a “Catchy little tune, son” . . .
*I cannot believe that some arsehole had the nerve to butcher Limp Bizkit song by… Never mind. Good on you Rob for the awesome diss!
*James you’re a knob that needs to go back to school if you’re so board!
*Alex: Does it take 2.5 Hours for the date rape drug to kick in?
*Andy don’t be so harsh! Maybe Obama is not getting enough action from his first lady and is looking for a little extra booty!
I’m often last at life. Worse than that, the only time I was ever ‘first’ here, I managed to botch putting a line right through it (FIRST) too, and felt like a complete twunt.
With that being said, I’d hit it.