@Desolation Row: Justin Bieber is an 8 year old girl who sometimes sings.
From what I’ve heard.
There’s something odd yet funny about how desperate Brandon’s question is, so long after Obama was elected, as if he only just found out who the new president is. Or he’s a Republican time-traveller from 2007, who somehow ended up in 2010 and can’t use Google or fucking spell.
Fuck Mafia wars, another one of those shitty apps I’ve had to block from defacing my facebook wall.
But I do have an affinity with unicorns for some unexplained reason, possibly because they’re rare and cute like me.
Finally, where is my girl ee? I’m having ee withdrawals. I just know something’s up with her, and I so wish I could assist her in some way. Hope you’re hearing me girl. Miss you.
mcowles, I normally have strict non-participation rules for popcorn sex shows, but I’ll make an exception in this case because of my fondness for you.
I just “happen” to have a full coverage latex suit for “protection”, and Japanese silk bondage ropes we can use to hoist you into levitation position. Of course the lack of eye holes in my latex mask will make it challenging, but I’ll give it the old college try.
I would think that the lack of eye holes in your latex mask wouldn’t cause nearly as much of a challenge as the lack of air holes… especially since I’ll be passing out blindfolds and pepper spray at the door.
Cowley, I think Miss Manners says pepper spray and blindfolds are standard guest favors at a popcorn sex show, so I’d expect nothing less.
Frankly, it would be bad manners not to pass them out, and worse manners for your guests not to employ them. I mean really; what, are we just animals, these days? Etiquette must be followed or it’s all just chaos.