What kind of name is “Squib”?? Also, I can’t blame him for boycotting the “feminism” class. “Feminism” is just part of the liberal agenda to destroy the morals of this country by teaching women it is “OK” to engage in promiscuity and pruriency.
i like that squib, despite not seeming to have any agency in his own life, summoned up the will to boycott feminism class.
i have a friend, let’s call him boseph, who studied philosophy. he failed his second year because he wrote his final essay, on heidegger, as a dialogue between him and the philosopher. during the dialogue, they go to the cinema, enjoy a walk on the beach, and have a game of tennis. boseph has been living at home for three years now, having failed to tell his parents he was kicked off the course (he stayed in london for 6 months, owed his friends over £800 in rent, then threw his phone into a canal and disappeared so he couldn’t be chased up) – and now he claims to be studying for an MA at the university of birmingham. he’s not.
hobo – squib is at soas – the school of african and oriental studies. it was round the corner from me at ucl in london. the place was a sea of dreadlocks, saris and peace banners, and it smelled of lentils and weed. ya know the kind of place. what the fuck was squib doing there?
Couldn’t agree more eusa. Hell, it’s payday! All the more cocaine and mexican speedballs to go around! Mix that with a pint of straight vodka, a few strangers from craiglist lookin’ for a good time, and plenty of lube; and the party is officially started. Where are you eusa? I thought this was an American thing. If not, I’d like to come visit. We can be feminists together.
Nuff, you can join too, you just have to add to the “goody bag”.
@Katy, I am in the deep South of America, ya know, where everyone walks around fueled on Busch light and their idea of a good time is shooting some deer and then gettin drunk. Not too many feminists around here, lol.
But seriously, vodka? I need some tequila and make sure the lube is water based, please. Nuff, you can bring the tequila.
Here’s my question: How is it that Squib can conceptualize throwing a fake graduation, but he can’t pass his courses?
To pull off this deception, he’s going to need: 1) a space (stadium, auditorium, etc., decorated); 2) a couple hundred people in cap & gown; 3) key-note speaker; 4) diplomas (or envelopes); 5) various deans, a college president, administrative types, etc.; 6) a band (or at least a DJ); and 7) older folks to play the parents of his fellow graduates.
I knew it was an American thing, eusa… I moved from the deep South to the “Great” Northeast where everyone is insane and drive like shit. Thanks to Brown we’ve got a few yuppie feminists, but they do it to be different (see: annoying). Nevertheless, the lube will clearly be water based (I’ve found the brand Wet is the best, so if you don’t mind…). I will also bring Whiskey as me and Tequila… well, that’s a story for another day.
Nuff, I think tequila makes me horny too. I hardly remember. Oh, and it makes me lose stuff
lol Americans love debauchery. I actually moved to the Northeast for a little bit . . . Too damn cold, had to come home. Ha. I have only met one true feminist and it is sad the others give her a bad name, cause she rocks my socks. Sounds wonderful, whiskey is good once you are already drunk, I can work with that!
It is effing cold most of the year… But it’s nice now! About 75 out now, zero humidity My little brother used to date a “feminist”, she was super smart and cute… but *everything* seemed to be “offensive” or “oppressive” bluuugghhhhh, shut up. Funny story, she ended up drunkenly cheating on him with his friend. Whatevs, I had a point and now have forgotten…..
Fuckaroonie, it is difficult to not imagine that a carpenter would not have wood in his hands at one point or another. Your mind is clearly in the gutter fuckaroon. Tsk tsk.
I would recommend Fourty Creek whiskey. I like it better than J.D. And can shoot it all night long. Katy, I insist you drink tequila on this occasion, I’m sure that personality will fit in just perfectly for the planned event! Wouldn’t you agree eusa?
i didn’t not like soas – i had lots of friends at soas – i played in a six-a-side team with soas’ football captain. and i’m sure if i asked him about soas, he would’ve agreed with my objective observations.
in your post, you seem to think that i liked ucl. i didn’t. i’m not really a fan of universities per se. i find the whole uni chanting and uni pride thing a bit odd, a bit like nationalism in microcosm. to me, university was just a building i went to three or four (ok, maybe more like one or two) times a week. :-l
you sound like soas means everything to you. you must either be childish, have a lack of perspective, be very lonely and require constant validation by belonging to some sort of tangible ‘group’; or you’re just a wonderfully innocent and naive child of the earth. if it’s the latter, i envy you.
75 is too cold?? Wow! Well, this weekend it’s supposed to get up to 95 and my ass is going to be on the beach allll weekend, I can’t wait!
Nuff, oh jeez, seeing how you’re really twisting my arm, I suppose I will have some tequila. However, I will have to then change my name to katynopants… or holyshitwhere’dallmyclothesgoandwhydoesmyasshurt. LOL nosah. Maybe.
And yes, 75 is too cold! I like 80-85. I was raised in the desert and now live where it stays roughly 110 with the heat index, just the way my body is programmed. I am wearing a sweater right now because my A/C is blasting on 72. But my daughter LOVES it cold, so whatever she says goes. lol
alordslums…no, soas doesn’t mean everything to me. In fact, it kind of pisses me off. But that’s because I understand how the whole university works and I actually know the people who study there. But what I hate more is people who go to the other London universities who look down on soas because they see it as ‘alternative.’ but whatever, have fun getting a job with whatever shitty average degree you got at ucl.
Which name change in particular, nuff? Perhaps I will reserve both of them now and use them interchangably depending on how I’m feeling. Like now at work: katypants. Home later and knee-deep-wasted: katynopants. After our shindig: holyshitwhere’dallmyclothesgoandwhydoesmyasshurt. And with regards to your apology; I hope you’re not writing checks your body can’t cash
eusa, I’m not too worried – remember only half of the shindig is sexing multiple partners; the other half is hardcore street drugs… I think I’ll be covered pretty well haha
I deffo going to this party, I even have a mate that hangs around soas.
I want him to keep pretending to have acheived stuff for the rest of his life, eg. married, kids, job, home, nobel prize.
His parents will be so proud, but in reality Squib just lives in a cardboard box and eats from the bin outside Gregg’s.
I want this to happen so bad that I might even sponsor this fella.
Am I the only one that thought of Harry Potter when they saw the word squib? Before I read the info I thought maybe the group was a joke about giving a squib a fake graduation from Hogwarts or something.
dan_fargis: dude, what the fuck are you still doing on lamebook? In case you haven’t figured it out yet, this ain’t virtual Bible class. Go fuck yourself, release that frustration that you’ve been building over the last few posts and chill out.You are like a hemorrhoid here.
I’m not sure, but I suspect this may be fake- I found this guy on Facebook, and it says he graduated from SOAS in ’07… also searched for him on the school website, and he isn’t listed on there at all. Could be wrong though. I’ve gotten really good at internet stalking.