i would donate £100 to lamebook if they banned all the unfunny commenters who think they rule the site and are hilarious when theyre not. cue a load of unfunny insults directed at me by noobs such as britishobo and other fags, unless theyve finally got a life. i bet they dont even donate to lamebook, fags
Interesting that Vicki seems to think that “doing things with your hands or oral” somehow has nothing to do with “the urges of your body.” It ain’t sex unless there’s full penetration, right Vicki? Whatever.
loupy – not necessarily. It doesn’t indicate anywhere on the page that she lives at home or is a nerd or geek or anything of the sort. Just that she is engaged and her mom is her friend on facebook and posts inappropriate things.
Claire, you must resist the urges of your mother to tell you how to think and behave, even though you’re old enough to get married. Otherwise your wedding night will be that much more awkward, clueless and unsatisfying. Just ask your father when he’s had a few drinks
Claire: “Hey Dad? Will my wedding night be that much better if I wait to get sexed up by my wonderful fiance?”
Mr. Vicki: “Listen honey, don’t listen to your twat of a mother. She had me in a blue-ball headlock for three years before we got married. For the love of all things holy, screw your husband-to-be, or he will have dreams of leaving your prudish ass.”
@curly – welcome.
I’m from Cali. We have pretty much figured out that it is the best choice to sleep with as many people as possible before you plan on tying the knot. Absolutely essential to maintaining good mental health, really.
polsvoice, it won’t happen because it’s been done so many times before that it’s old news (Sorry, it really is, anonisgay/Justin/Curly/fleur). On the other hand, the commenters who have multiple accounts and screw up by posting a comment under the wrong name are a little more noteworthy. It happened on the weekend. It was funny.
If you weren’t too busy plugging your website you might notice that what Vicki said was incredibly creepy and more then a little sick. Seriously sorry that your website has no visitors but stop plugging adds please.
Oral is not at all like intercourse. Oral doesn’t make babies. Oral is also slightly less bloody. The only way it’s similar to intercourse is that she doesn’t have to be alive.
It is funny to have a mom publicly suggest oral as an alternative to sex. The wedding night wouldn’t be better, though. The chances would only increase that it’d be like opening your presents on Christmas morning and being disappointed that you only got a hand job from your grammy, and you can’t take it back.