with a hint from the title, i think the funny part about this post is supposed to be his reply when he briefly awoke from his drunken stupor. i have to say, this one made me smile. this would make a better story than a facebook post, but…i’ll take it.
Kal, If youre gonna whack it every time lamebook isn’t funny, you better get a big bottle of lube. And I sure as hell hope you don`t read the comments in here from some of these idiots, or your mini pecker is gonna fall right off.
Alcohol abuse is neither big nor clever and must not, at any time, be used as a ‘humorous’ facebook status.
Yeah we get it, you got trashed, did some ‘wacky’ or ‘zany’ shit and woke up with a traffic cone up your arse, fucking hilarious.
Yes let us all laugh at the shenanigans we had last night when under the influence of alcohol. That never gets old, oh wait it does. It is all fun and games until you wake up with a bloody arse and that curiously invigorating smell of another mans seminal fluids wafting through the air. This has made me realize that I need new friends
@ Steeeever, why use lube when the best masturbatory aide is the tears of small children? My favorite is around Christmas time when I tell them Santa isn’t real and that they crucified Jesus because little (insert kid’s name here), failed to clean their room. Nothing like a weekend with all natural lube and Precious to get the job done
Bucket I’d not noticed until you mentioned mate! Don’t think the childs’ tears one is mine to be honest, it’s a little old hat for me, but the semen flying through the air sounds like my cup of tea.
He can’t be a real mofo, we all have to go to the same fisting school and rapist college, I’d recognise him.
mofoincarnate Whose mother are you fucking? Where is carante how did you get in there?
oh, the sheer hypocrisy of monolingual americans making fun of how indians speak their second language. danderfluff, georgev420 – you are the online equivalent of a man with one grossly deformed cancerous bollock making fun of an otherwise healthy individual with one testicle slightly larger than the other.
vincent Ha Ha look at your slightly disproportionate gloop sacks, one of them is 0.8mm larger in circumference than the other! Ho Ho!….. Argh…ouch! I shouldn’t laugh so much, one of ‘em will fall off if i’m not careful…. You wonky nad bagger.