This post reminds me of the girl that sat in front of me in high school and wrote erotic stories about her and her online boyfriend. I actually started to look forward to that class just to see what she would come up with next, haha.
@Digi: Honey, honey, it’s not called yaoi when it’s prose. It’s called “slash.” Congrats on outing yourself as an anime nerd.
Anyways, wingardium leviosa and petrificus totalus are super basic, they appear in the first book/movie, so it’s not so shocking that they know this, they don’t need to be fans. (I say this as a big Harry Potter fan, obviously.)
Sounds like someone finds AFF more interesting than Philosophy…
Well apparantly not knowing Potter is the cool thing to do …
So i ll just go ahead and admit i read all the books (the non fanfic kind) and saw the movies without being forced to do so.
And i would so do the movie Hermione , just to hear her posh accent when she talks dirty.
And some extra info for all of you , in my language potter is actually the slang for gaylord.
@Father Sha, I’m with you!
Read all the books far too many times and seen the movies. I’ve even met JK Rowling and got my book signed by her.
However, I don’t like the movies very much, and I completely disagree with you’re ‘doing’ of Emma Watson. Unless you want sex with a girl who constantly flares her nostrils and raises her eyebrows, in which case, good luck! :p
I once knew a girl who was obsessed with writing and reading hardcore adult Harry Potter fanfiction, and would constantly force me to read them. Later events would cause her to hate my fucking guts, and me to shrug and go ‘at least I don’t have to read about Harry and Draco fucking any more.’
Here’s a list of highlights:
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are handcuffed together. They fuck.
Hermione is a rebellious emo who listens to an iPod, calls one of the background characters a bitch and fucks George Weasley up against a wall.
And, prepare yourself for possibly the most disgusting I’ve ever seen…
Fred and George Weasley throw snowballs at Hermione Granger.
Then they fuck.
I also learned a lot about sex by reading fanfiction… I still do it, too. It’s like reading junk food. Satisfies a craving, not really good in large quantities. There are good stories out there though… but it does creep me out when they pair adults with children. (Freakiest pairing? Snape/Harry. EWWWW!)