Luckily, I am a master at decoding drunk speak so I could understand everything he said. Unfortunately, at the end it seems he switched to angry woman speak, which as with all female dialiects, I have no ability to understand. My best guess is that she is saying she would like to prepare andrew a sandwich followed by sex.
yeah i definitely thought it was a gay thing but then i realized it was his son. even though, it seemed almost as andrews son was switching back and forth with the whole “im andrew” thing. it was fairly confusing and usually these type of posts are funnier when the person who hacks the facebook says something like “donkey sex is the best!” and then everyone is like “wtf?”
I thnk that it’s the woman that andrew conceived with who is writing all that on there. I am guessing a 3 year old did not write that, also it has that girly type of resentment and bitchiness in the writing.