Friday, May 4, 2012

Good Point

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  1. This is fake.

  2. Jean and Ruby should grab a tub of ice cream and vagazzle themselves.

    Oh wait, Enough said. No, apparently not enough said you sad cunt. What’s wrong, Ruby? He leave you for someone not so fat and insipid? You always got Jean, ready to lend a helping homophobic hand! I mean, what joke isn’t complete without a gay reference? (gayhounds not withstanding cos that was awesome-sauce).

    Jean, the rest of us call them “men who don’t like to have sex with losers like you and your fat ice cream smothering-on-the-vag-lick-me-it’s-my-first-time-honest” friend, Ruby (who I prefer to think of as pronounced, Rubby)

  3. stubbyholder – How is it homophobic to say that guys who are fucking dicks are gay. That is kind of the definition of gay.

  4. Incorrect. The definition of gay is cheery or happy. Perhaps you mean homosexual.

  5. Why don’t you check a dictionary before you spout your silly PC ridiculousness? Language evolves, and gay means homosexual, you fucking clod.

    gay
       [gey] Show IPA
    adjective gay·er, gay·est,
    1.
    homosexual.
    2.
    of, indicating, or supporting homosexual interests or issues: a gay organization.
    3.
    having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. Synonyms: cheerful, gleeful, happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious, sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe. Antonyms: serious, grave, solemn, joyless; staid, sedate; unhappy, morose, grim; sad, depressed, melancholy.
    4.
    bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. Synonyms: colorful, brilliant, vivid, intense, lustrous; glittering, theatrical, flamboyant. Antonyms: dull, drab, somber, lackluster; conservative.
    5.
    Slang: Often Disparaging and Offensive . awkward, stupid, or bad; lame: This game is really gay.

  6. ^You still don’t get it, do you?

  7. Iamanonion – incorrect. Gay means happy, thats that.

  8. imaonion: noun.
    Someone who is:
    1. Mentally slow, moronic.
    2. Lacking the ability to interpret satire or irony.

  9. quite a lot of the faggots i know prefer to fuck fists.

  10. Someone once told me some guy named Joseph Stalin ruled with an iron fish, any coincidence?

  11. for the love of all that is decent, I fucking meant to type fish…

  12. *FIST…

  13. ^hah. guppy.

  14. So NOW I know what you meant when you said you were “going fishing” the other day, Capn. Nice!

  15. My ex girlfriend had an iron fish :(

  16. I’m glad someone caught on beatus, I’m a fisting machine! And bobger, I hope you’re up to date on your shots…tetunus dick is a bitch, not that I would know. As previously mentioned in one of my recent posts, I’m a pirate, so my cock is made of hickory. The only thing I have to worry about is fucking termites. You have any IDEA how hard it is to piss in the bucket on a ship when you have multiple holes in your shaft? (I’m on the vodka and not correcting my spelling so you can polish my knob if ya don’t like it!)

  17. ^I thought pirates drank rum. You’ve totally disillusioned me.

  18. junkie ass pirates drink whatever is cheap.

  19. That’s what yous get for watching pirates of the carribean franky, or believing them silly history books. The idea that *all* pirates drink rum was spread by that goofy fucking captain morgan prick to try and boost sales. I’m somewhat partial to vodka, and after spending as many years in a russian gulag as I being waterboarded with that disgusting spiced slurry and forced to take shots in a poor attempt to get me to reveal the location of my treasure, how can you blame me for not living up to some silly stereotype..

  20. I do love Johnny Depp. I apologise for perpetuating the myth of the parrot-fucking, rum-drinking pirate. I know you like the odd strawberry daquiri or two. You may fish-fist me in retaliation.

  21. It’s ok, I forgive you, but do you love..love him, cause I don’t know if I’d want to *go* where he’s been, ya know? You’re right though, I do love me a good virgin now and then, but are you sure your’e up for it, I’m not so sure you could handle all the…uhh…splintering… :D

  22. you people are insane.
    what’s happened to this place?!

  23. anyone who read those comments is gay

  24. I don’t even know.

  25. If one can fuck termites, they need a bigger hickory dick. Go talk to the old man with the talking goat. Maybe he can find you a bigger hickory stick to use.

  26. No no no, you’ve mixed yourself up silly! The foul creatures are turning my well lathed and shapely rod to swiss cheese….but since ya mentioned it, maybe I’ll just tie a summer sausage around my waist and call it a day.

  27. #23 which comments

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