I love you! By gosh! You’re so sweet, boy o boy! We’re so special sweetie bubble muffins! Three hours is a long time, golly gee! Wait… did you just say ‘Catie is cute’? I’m gonna chop off your wee wee and shove a curling iron up your poo poo hole, by golly you betcha! Tee hee hee!
My original comment was going to just be ‘Fuck you’, but I felt I had to comment on the hilarious fact that they think they’re so awesome for talking for three hours. That must be like, the longest time that any couple has ever like, spent together.
Agreed, Fingerman. I would like to see a central outcome as well.
This conversation started out so normal until Tyson said “if you wanna i will!” because it already appeared that their movie date was on. The rest is just creepy. Like two robots making cheesy automated responses.
Tyson: “Gee whiz, you sure are a special gal! What do you say after we root for our local football team, we split a malt at the malt shoppe?”
Laura: “Okay, but no kissing. That’s how the communists spread germs!”
You two sure are “special”, aren’t you. Yes, you are. Who’s the special people? Who’s the special people…that’s right, you are. I talk to my cat that way, all the time. Then she bites me. My cat isn’t really special, just intelligent.
pretty sure my IQ just went down a few notches by reading that.
they were on the phone together and fb msging too? i suppose they were probably in the same room at the time and quite possibly on skype and MSN too. boy o boy they cant get enough of each other!