Kay, I’m confused here…
Carey = a lying cougar, who dated her step daughter’s ex ?
But doesn’t the stepmom bit mean that Carey is married to Kayla’s dad? So she’s a lying bitch, cougar & a homwrecker?
Wow, That’s one classy lady, there isn’t it?
BTW, she’s can’t spell either for a 40 something.
@jax, I believe that Shane is Kayla’s current boyfriend.
This was some juicy, dramatic stuff, for sure.
WTF no one can date Kayla’s ex? “It doesn’t matter how long they’ve been apart! Don’t you get it?!” Wowzers, guess once you’ve dated Kayla, you can’t date anyone else, so mebbe you should move to another state or country even.
Kayla is a stupid cunt. Let the cougar hunt – what is your fucking problem Kayla? Put out the fucking candle and move on -your ex is fair fucking game. Useless, self-righteous, immature bitch. Put that in your fucking God-pipe and smoke it.
@ Boz – Girls are irrational. They can move on and date someone else, but if their ex does, they are very upset. Being a girl myself, I think this is generally an indication that the girl isn’t over the boy, and that their current boyfriend is just a rebound. My personal opinion, anyway.
But far out, her step mother sounds like a complete slag. I love it how she is also supposedly ‘very religious’ and agree with Kayla’s mum that it is just a cover. People like that are so low!
These people need to invest in spell check! Or a dictionary at the very least!!
Agree with gurgle. It’s also a proximity thing, on many levels. You could probably make some kind of equation, like:
length of original relationship in months = (X)
length of time since breakup = (Y)
proximity of relationship between old girfriend and new girlfriend =(Z), so that
X divided by Y times Z = how psychotic the ex-gf is going to go when she finds out.*
In this case, given that Kayla and the cougar are stepdaughter and stepmother, the proximity factor (e.g. on a scale of 1 to 10, your ex-colleague from 6 years ago is a 1 and your lifelong best friend is a 10), is probably through the roof. Therefore the whole equation came out to 3765888888.9 and Kayla’s head spun round 360 degrees.
Not saying this is right/logical, just the way it is. Friends of mine kept their relationship under wraps for months because they were worried about upsetting a mutual female friend who had dated the guy for a couple of years in college. Which was ten years ago. And the mutual friend had been happily married herself for years. Go figure.
(*p.s. Please don’t bother correcting my maths, I’m sure the equation doesn’t really work. I’m crap at maths. But you get my drift. Thank you.)
By the fuck. Jesus went out with her for a while but he got too wrapped up in all his helping everyone and wine making thing so I thought i’d go out with her for a bit. Then i found out she was fucking around with Brad. Clearly God isn’t good enough for her. We aren’t “friends”. Carey is a horrible little bitch.
I reckon Careys gotta be a ‘born again’ christian…..simply because of the point she made about only having 3 men in 13 years.
Before that she probably got shagged all over the place whilst selling her fanjita for crack. Then one day, realising the dispicable mess her life had become she turned to god. However, she still cant control her filthy, guilt laden, primordial urges and thus ends up sleeping with her step daughters ex, which in her world of christian moral psuedo-purity must be hard move to make….Testemant only to how much of a horny slut she must be at heart.
The only thing that mitigates her guilt now is the delusional comfort that god will forgive her…Born again christians are the worst kind of christians.
Lolita September 29th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Why is it that white trash types can’t spell? Or use proper grammar?
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Why cannot white trash types spell or use proper grammar?
I do not know Lolita; why can’t you?
Well lets see your correction isnt perfect either… As an english major I will say with plenty of confidence that grammar only applies to the rules of how one writes. That being said, the clearest way of saying this would be:
“Why can White Trash Types not spell or use proper grammar?” but proper grammar doesnt exist so just stfu…
Btw, is it still so shady and wrong, if the cougar and the stud are actually in love? It sounds like they’ve been going out (or at least at it) for months. It’s not just something that happened one night, as far as I can tell.
Yeah, this really needs an update. Best lamebook story ever!
OK, I have to say it… this is clearly the single most entertaining episode of the Jerry Springer show that was never filmed!
That being said, I truly wish that there was a very special place in hell for people that leave that incredibly epic of a conversation to die on facebook like that without so much as telling all of their loyal viewers that they were going off the air on short notice!
If they had just told us, we would’ve went to get nacho’s and beer and come back for act two… but nooooo! No consideration for the little viewers, no sir-ree bob!