Monday, November 30, 2009

Teeny Tiny Wins

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  1. awesomeness

  2. insert clever name here

    Brittany FTW!

  3. This restorts my faith in Lamebook :D

  4. …and the colored girls go doo do doo do doo…

  5. Did Tung use his Tongue?

  6. samuel’s got a point. girls, pay more attention to the balls!

    i admire victor for standing up for his… er, standing up. and mette for exposing the deed on facebook.

    i want to know how old tung is.

    and in regards to cumdog…

    i’d hit it…with a fucking truck. goddamnit i hate you spammer.

  7. I like turtles.

  8. a dude named tung getting laid is definitely newsworthy…DO ME….TUNG lmao

  9. @Zombie Kid: have you started up a Facebook group yet? I’m sure I Like Turtles will get to 1.7 Million fans before the douchebag who’s (unlikely to be) getting married if he hits that number!

  10. All of these posts are funny as hell. But the Juanand comment definitely takes the cake.

  11. Tung made his own cream filled, deep fried, little black dog in black bean sauce and rice special. Hit that CumDog Millionaire!!!

  12. Haha Tung fucked a dog and he liked it. CumDog Millionaire seems to be happy. I wonder if CumDog yelped for Tung while Tung took CumDog’s advice and really hit it?

  13. insert clever name here

    @Insane – Do me a solid and STFU.

  14. @”insert clever name here”, Do me a solid and STFU – Jealousy has no place here, i’m sure cumdog will still make time for you too.

    @”insane” LMFAO

  15. @14 Ok Ill leave a solid on your chest and ill try to not groan too much as i do so :)

  16. I wonder if the pun was intended when Victor asks Mette about coming on New Years..

  17. insert clever name here

    @No1youknow Let me get this straight. You think I am jealous? Jealous of what? If you’re going to post a comment every minute in a span of 5 minutes you’re a tool on principle and need to STFU.

    @Insane – Weak comeback. STFU

  18. @insert clever name here: people come on lamebook to have a laugh, and the comments keep the laughs coming. If you’re coming on here to have a go at people then it is you who need to STFU!

  19. insert clever name here

    @Insane – still weak. *yawn*

  20. @20 you fail.
    Come on everybody say it with me now “insert clever name here, you fail”!

  21. insert clever name here

    BAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus, Insane, seriously? “Everyone say it with me”? You need anonymous commenters to back you up? Epic weak. Please, just stop you’re making me nauseous. My stomach is killing me from the laughing.

  22. “insert clever name here, you fail”! — lmfao

    7 @18 – I’ve made 1 post where as you’ve made several, therefore cock breath, you need to take your own advice and shut the hell up because your looking like a moron, not new but you shouldn’t get your panties in a twist when someone has it right and you have no real comeback.

  23. insane, maybe you should stop, cumdog sauce is not something that would good mixed with the shit he’s already spewing up

  24. Bringing fictional characters into this post are not going to help with the fact that you fail. And with that being said i don’t need anonymous commenters to know that you fail. At least you’re finally laughing. Getting you to laugh is like getting blood out of a stone.

  25. God, you both fail. You both need to shut the fuck up.

  26. @24 it wasn’t cumdog sauce i was referring to. It was the jizz of Tung in CumDog Millionaire. I believe that is is possible that the comment may have offended Tung’s (or CumDog’s) lover on Lamebook.

  27. @26: comeon, what’s a little insult between friends?
    Oh and isn’t your country founded on the basis of free speech! With that being said, NO!!!

  28. insert clever name here

    @No1youknow – A comeback to what and jealous about what? WTF are you talking about? Are you reading the same thread?

    Insane, darling, I have been laughing the whole time. xo

  29. insert clever name here

    @kathleen On the upper left of your browser there should be a BACK button. Use it.

  30. insert clever name here

    @No1youknow You’re the one hurling insults like “cockbreath”. Everyone fails once in awhile. I, myself, failed epically a few posts ago and I called myself on it. If this banter upsets you so much, maybe you should stay away from Lamebook. Incidentally, I am a she not a he. Cuntface!

  31. @ insane
    You dont know what country im from though do you? No, you dont.

  32. Oooh damn, all the action is in this thread, apparently.

  33. @insert clever name here: Im glad to hear that you have been laughing as much as i have! :D

    @Kathleen: so what country are you from? I’ll go first i’m from the land down under

  34. @ insert clever name here
    Nah, im alright thanks.

  35. Also, I just tried to imagine yelling the name “Tung” during sex without laughing….. nope not possible.

  36. @mittens LMFAO!!!!

  37. Well, Insane, im from ireland. And from your free speech comment, im assuming you thought i was american?

  38. Yes i did Kathleen. I am sorry for the assumption.

  39. Thats ok. To be fair most of the users on this site probably are american.

  40. This is the most awesome post I’ve read in a while.

  41. posty mcposterson

    Mittens FTW!

  42. If women can multitask, then why can’t they have sex and a headache simultaneously?

  43. hah. oh we can. belieeeeeeve me.

  44. I love how internet battles always end in the arguments consisting of
    “You fail.”
    “No, you fail, just give it up already.”
    “Stop trying so hard, everyone hates you cuz you fail.”
    As though the more times someone attempts to assert that they are the winner, the more it actually makes it so.

  45. insert clever name here

    @jelly – you fail.

  46. FlapjacksAreAmazing

    fails all round then

  47. Chick: Tung!!
    Tung: Oh yes baby, I love it when you scream my name.
    Chick: TUNG!
    Tung: YES!!!
    Chick: No! Use your tongue, your TONGUE!!!

  48. @insert
    And my point is proven! :P

  49. oh God Tung, that was so lame. Do you have to announce it to everyone?

  50. @ 31 – I’m not upset by this at all, I enjoy laughing at fools on the internet. You’re the one hurling insults at everyone and telling them to shut up but you can’t fucking handle it when some fucking nobody says anything back to you. Cant take the heat dear, fuck off and keep your mouth shut. Everyone indeed fails once in awhile, some however more than others as you proven more than once. If this banter upsets you so much, maybe you should stay away from Lamebook also as your not even sure who you’re pissed off with from one hour to the next (if i may I’ll use comments 14 & 29 as examples of this stupidity and Insane my apologies for you are, in this thread, the best example of HER confusion). Incidentally, There is no way to tell from your name nor were you advertising your gender anywhere, as far as i know you could be a he, a she, or a heshe, chicks with dicks have hormone problems just as you clearly have PMS.

  51. @45 – Jump on the bandwagon! If we don’t tell them they fail, how will they ever find out for themselves?

  52. “You know i like to see you fail and i cannot lie. All you other commenters cannot lie…”

  53. “You know i like to see you fail and i cannot lie. All you other commenters cannot deny…”

  54. *scratch #53

  55. Hijacking the entire thread does nothing for the rest of us just trying to Fight the Boredom!!!!!

  56. Everybody making fun of Tung is not seeing his status in context. It must be remembered that he is 43 years old.

  57. Move over Steve Carell, the former 43 year old virgin is in the house!!!
    *I know it’s wrong to laugh, but alas i cannot stop the laughter!

  58. His name is pronounced “Doom” ha ha and he’s in his 20′s. Lol!

  59. Ok, so I imagined yelling the name “Doom” during sex… yup still funny. Yeah yeah, I’m being ignorant/racist. Whatever.

  60. insert clever name here

    Let me preface by asking anyone other than No1youknow please scroll past so as not to be annoyed by this ongoing ridiculousness.

    @51 Firstly, I imagine you meant “you’re” not “your” unless you meant my “not even sure”. I don’t even know what that means.

    Furthermore, I am not upset. I never was. Telling someone FAIL is not an insult as far as I am concerned. It’s meant to be funny. I hereby extend a blanket apology to anyone to whom I wrote “fail” who saw it as a serious personal insult. You’re on here calling people names and then getting upset and even more insulting when they respond. On previous posts you’ve referred to other commenters as idiots and retards as well as calling me cockbreath and then saying I’m PMSing. Although that doesn’t upset me, because I could care less what someone I don’t even know thinks about me, I think that’s bullshit. No1youknow, fucking relax and don’t take this so personal and stop with the name calling. What are you 5 years old?

  61. @ No1youknow & insert clever name here: If you ladies keep this up we are going to need a swimming pool full of honey for you two to work this out. I’m going to make a few phone calls ;)

  62. Haha. Insane. Diabetic comas all around!!

    Oh yeah, “Tung, talk dirty to me”

    I wonder what he’d say?

  63. @63 that would be the prize for the loser of the tussle. I don’t know about you, but i love watching women wrestle in honey.

  64. I have an idea how about instead some individuals, I will not name name’s so as to not cause undue personal offense, should just get off the public forums if they can not handle other peoples comments. Clearly, most of the original comments were to be jokes, but somewhere it all got too hard using only words and not other forms of communication necessities and having more than one person involved and emotions took over. Why join in the fun of insulting people you do not know, for things they probably should not have done, if it is only to become as stupid public battle for everyone to witness, and then “real” people, whom you still do not know, possibly becoming upset, all over a stupid misunderstanding. Some would like to just leave it be, some would like to continue, but I would like (for once) witness semi-intelligent comments instead of some stupid 13yr bitch fights.

  65. A 13 yr bitch fight would be a HELLUVA fight.

  66. Still, it’s a good idea to do it in HONEY.

  67. Pooh’s caught in the honey pooter again.
    Silly old bear.

  68. @Anitalaff: I never, ever thought i would say this. I am so fucking jealous of Pooh Bear right now!!!

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