I dunno, greenstings. Anybody can make a joke that doesn’t make sense. “Two horses walk into a bar. ‘What can I get you?’ asks the bartender. The horses reply, ‘Nothing, this is a stick-up!’” Makes no sense…not funny.
Your second attempt at a comeback was funny, though, the stretching one.
A joke must have an understandable punchline or pun, and I’m sure you at least understood what was originally meant, I mean there ain’t that much of a stretch between vagina and womb.
Horses don’t actually talk, but it’s perfectly reasonable to expect people to ignore that minor detail when telling anthropomorphic jokes, in the same way that I’d hope people would ignore the fact that fetus’ don’t actually gestate in vaginas.
While we’re semi on the subject off odd names…my friend’s girlfriend had a baby a few months ago, they named him… Allin. Oh yes…surely I thought it might be Allen. I just laughed later and kept my mouth shut.
I also oddly know another friend who’s girlfriend is named Allyn. I actually think that’s a pretty name…the former, is just dumb. Ashleigh is unique, but also a nice name.
I’m an Ashleigh… it is actually the most popular spelling in Austalia (I don’t know any Australian “Ashley’s” personally) I know it is a bit odd in the US – when I went there no one had really heard of that spelling. Just thought I’d add
Here in California the most popular spellings are Ashley and Ashlee….I’d heard of the other one, but I think people who fully change the spelling of their names are obnoxious. And she has some other qualities (Like posting her entire life on FB, or saying something, then when people ask what’s wrong just going “Oh Text me I’ll tell you.” She’s also a pathological liar and tried to convince people she’d been in a coma for 3 months, was married, and had a gun held to her head at a school shooting…..we attended the same school.