Ha ha ha women. Bless their hearts.
Seriously though, fuck whole sandwiches. That shit needs to be cut in half, DIAGONALLY.
Women don’t belong in the kitchen. Gourmet chefs belong in the kitchen. Women belong in skimpy lingerie.
Also, out of skimpy lingerie.
Jason I love you a bit.
Also dutchess, slightly.
Jason, I hope she fucking poisons you, you ungrateful, insolent little cuntrag.
I don’t care how many times I see them, sandwich jokes are fucking hilarious.
onetime69 ha! I’m an anaesthetist and I say the exact same thing about vasectomies.
MsAnneThrope is quite right. There’s nothing funnier than painful mutilation. This one time I saw a woman get stabbed in the face. For like three days afterwards I’d just start chuckling to myself when I remembered it. Good times.
I bet MsAnneThrope is part of some stupid ass organization like Slutwalk or PETA. Now shut up and get me a damn sandwich!
MsAnneThrope, its called an anesthesiologist. Get back in the kitchen, bitch.
An anesthesiologist and an anesthetist are not the same thing. The former has an MD and the latter does not.
So she doesn’t even have a degree? So sad. Now get me my damn sandwich!
this will most likely fail.
yay!! dead bunny ftw!
(is it still “in” to put ‘ftw’ after things?)
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