Actually illegal search and seizure only applies to the government, not private citizens.
Also, government agents don’t get punished for illegal search and seizure, the evidence is simply considered inadmissible.
First, if I were grading that kid, I’d be taking off massive points for such an error. That kid should get an F.
Second, clarifying the Bill of Rights in a public forum could be useful. For example, if some ignorant douche of a grade-school child reads the website, they will now be better informed. Or if a foreigner reads it (although they probably know more about US Constitutional Law than most Americans) they will now be better-informed.
I only wish the eye-bleeding was not hyperbole…