So, wait a minute. Is Tim actually admitting to trading sexual favors for crack on Facebook? Like, is he outting himself? Or is that common knowledge among his “friends,” that he “suck[s] cock for crack”? If it’s the latter, I think I’m actually more intrigued by his circle of friends than by his admission.
almost everything half-funny is poached. i suppose everything ever is poached really. i had an australian/korean girlfriend who used to refer to masturbating as ‘the two-finger tango’. perhaps that’s common in antipodea – but i liked it, anyway.