I’ll try to decipher the hidden meaning behind Lauren’s post:
Someone just randomly told me how amazingly hot I am and even gave me examples, but it’s not enough for me! Don’t you think so? DON’T YOU?? Comment on my status message and tell me how much you agree.
Well, Steve, her co-worker didn’t actually say she was amazingly hot. He said she causes people to walk into walls and attracts a lot of attention. He didn’t say WHY that is. It’s entirely possible that her horrificness is the cause. Or perhaps her whore-ificness?