How can one go 19 years without contributing to the teen pregnancy rate? The only way one can contribute to that rate would be to be pregnant between the ages of 13 and 19. That’s just a span of 7 years.
@#6 I don’t get it either, he is just like me (except size and muscles) in that our opinions and ideals are exactly the same. Although I am not a virgin and cannot go into details because of a few pending court cases and the advice of my lawyer not to do so, but is it funny to make fun of people that believe women are inferior and our own perspective and problems are the only things that matter? No. We should be looked at as great role models and people to aspire to. Enough bs, let’s praise the almighty Jesus and Allah that is Suroor! Supressed homosexuality is and shall be our aspiration!
I once owned a midget called Heinrich, he sadly passed away in a guitar related incident, in hindsight I wish guitars where made out of sandwiches. Anyway that’s years ago and since then I beat my new midget Gertrude with a violin, they seem to handle that much better.
Oh and before all of you haters start getting sandy vagina’s, I found Gertrude in a dumpster on the movie set of Lord of the rings. So yeah, who else can say that they’ve rescued a discarded movie midget?
Contributing to teen pregnancy is impossible if you’re not a teenager, (unless you’re a dude), so Ally is stupid, BUT technically correct. After all, she did not contribute to teen pregnancy before she was a teenager, either.
Ally the only reason you’re not popping out baby sausages from your spunk trench every two minutes is because you have ‘Moon Womb’… A barren lifeless environ designed to kill cute wiggly spermy tadpoles…between your legs.
Have I missed much you gang of wanksocks? Have you missed me? I missed all of you… well I missed rubbing one out whilst thinking of you all but it’s the same thing really.