and then you realize no one is there and you knock on stuff yourself to make you think there is so you feel better.
… only Ghost Adventures is less creepy.
I never have problems picking up women in bars. Powdered toast makes their vaginas tingle.
POWDERRRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSSSSSST MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
^rohipnol and sherbet?
No, talking to a woman in a bar is more like, “Hi, my name is Beatus. Let me buy you a beer, and let’s get the fuck out of this hellhole and do something interesting.”
I WILL MELT YOUR FACE!
^ No, see, THAT line wouldn’t work. She’d run for the door as quickly as she could.
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