Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Girl Adventures

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  1. sack up and fight the power nancy

    and then you realize no one is there and you knock on stuff yourself to make you think there is so you feel better.

  2. … only Ghost Adventures is less creepy.

  3. I never have problems picking up women in bars. Powdered toast makes their vaginas tingle.

    POWDERRRRRRRED TOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAASSSSSSST MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

  4. ^rohipnol and sherbet?

  5. No, talking to a woman in a bar is more like, “Hi, my name is Beatus. Let me buy you a beer, and let’s get the fuck out of this hellhole and do something interesting.”

  6. I WILL MELT YOUR FACE!

  7. ^ No, see, THAT line wouldn’t work. She’d run for the door as quickly as she could.

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