Thursday, March 4, 2010

Gimme A Break

previous post: Thursday Is Her Day



  1. What do you expect from a girl named Jizzelle?


  3. gimme a break Johnny just push “delete” and move on nothing hard about that

  4. Why is the time not displayed correctly in the comments on Johnny’s status? And why is the F-Bomb censored when it appears normally in the posts above? Something is fishy here…

    Beyond that, people that carry out a personal conversation regarding their (failed) relationships on FB get instant “drama queen” status.

  5. Jesus Christ! Have these people never heard of Private Messages? Its so obvious Mandi and Johnny are little drama queens who like to air their dirty laundry for the whole world to see. That really is lame….

    But on a side note, I hope Johnny sticks to his guns on this one. Mandi sounds like a little wishy washy whore. He’s better off just moving on…and you know damn well she fucked that other guy last night.

  6. Why are all those guys fighting over Jizzelle? With a name like that, it’s fairly obvious they could all use her like a dirty dishrag for $3 each if they found which corner she works.

  7. If Johnny caves he’s an idiot. She probably went over to other guys house only to discover he was a total dick or something. Probably the reason she regrets it has more to do with that guy than with Johnny.

    I’m always surprised how people will be so public about such private business.

    I’ve been watching an old high school friend change her status regularly for the last couple of weeks. She posts alternately about how much she loves her fiance, and how all men are dogs. I’d be embarrassed to have all my business out there like that. It makes her look like an idiot. To be fair though, I think she is an idiot.

  8. Poor Jizelle never stood a chance from the day her mama named her that.

  9. @ geezmom

    You are right on… She was so excited and eager to see the dude one night and then wants noone but johnny the next day, bullshit… other dude probably nutted on her thigh before even getting it in

    Dont cave johnny, see will just ditch you for the next dude

  10. Jesus, I feel like I just wanted a Lifetime movie of the week.

  11. •watched oops

  12. Omg, I would totally be friends with Jay and Rondy – extra points to Jay for using the term “pally”.

    I’d never, ever fuck either of them, but could be why my facebook status updates are always so boring and mundane.

    Ah, Mandi; I started culling friends like her from my circle at about 24. Years later I hear from mutual acquaintances that these types are still running the same old relay, just with different partners. It never ends. You either is, or you isn’t a drama queen.*

    *intentional grammar abuse

  13. Oh Gregory, its people like you that make life worth living!

  14. I sympathize with Gregory. I’ve “liked” a status before, only to regret it after the OP and their friends have a 2 hour conversation via status.

  15. Mandi found out sex with Johnny was better.
    I hate whores…

  16. Actually, ‘James’, it’s an initialism. You complete and utter fucking cock.

  17. mandi’s probably riding the cock while typing to Johnny. she’s such a filthy whore. Johnny’s a loser. If he used his brain he could have his own little whore in mandi. The way she’s begging he could be fucking her AND a bunch of other tarts

  18. i feel for gregory. By “liking” the status he “subscribed” to that horrible drivel. I’m convinced that Johnny and Mandi smell

  19. I agree, I feel for him having to live through each one of those notifications, however… Gregory came out of nowhere for the win!

  20. Poor Caitlin, that’s not the type of news you break over facebook. and greg is hilarious.

  21. Ugh the last one is just hard to read.
    Good call Profesh, that totally is an initialism, unless you actually say it like “pff”, then its an acronym.

  22. I really hope Jizzelle’s name is pronounced “jizzle”. I know it’s probably more like “Giselle”, but then again maybe not.

  23. Drama! Anyone who changes their relationship status once a week or more gets filtered from my newsfeed, just like anyone who spouts racist filth. Facebook has made me realise that I hate almost everyone I went to highschool with in Hicktown, Australia.

  24. @Profesh it really could be both. He could say it as an initialism and pronounce the letters individually, “Pee-Eff-Eff” or as an acronym as if he’s saying a word, “Pff.” So, you both are right, and you’re more of a CAUFC than he is by even bringing it up.

    And Mandi’s a cunt for obvious reasons, but as for the airing of dirty laundry, Johnny had just as much a chance to take the convo to a PM.

    Jay and Rondy are HILARIOUS!

  25. @pooshashoo I am pretty sure it’s pronounced like Giselle, just spelled differently. Otherwise, what kind of drugs her mom would have to be on to say her name like “Jizzle” LOL. I never gave the name much thought before really, when spelled with a G (though it does seem kind of exotic), but then when I saw it spelled “Jizzelle” a light bulb went off and I made a mental note not to ever name one of my kids that, with ANY spelling, just for precaution. Hahaa!

  26. Well guys…it’s actually pronounced Giselle not Jizzel, but I laughed ALOT when GeezMom said I never had a chance from day one. Remember Jizz didn’t mean that 22 years ago…and I highly doubt my mom is psychic…I was surprised at how much Lamebook edited this though…the original is ALOT different.

  27. lol @ jessica, james got jokes, but i feel bad for jessica

  28. @ jizzelle

    soooo, you got any plans this weekend?

  29. @slimjayz

    LOL…good one. The original of this is way funnier, i never knew they cut things out, and redid it…Rondy is hilarious, Jay is just a CREEP.

  30. LOL, it’s all good. My mom named me Heather 30 years ago, because ya know, she didn’t know anyone who named their kid Heather. Such a unique name. ;)

    Rondy does sound like a real winner.

  31. @GeezMom

    I can TOTALLY relate with the name problems…lol, as is obvious! Your comment cracked me up.

  32. Just be glad you nickname isnt jizz face like we have seen on here

    So what did they lamebook edit? Any guesses as to why? If all of this stuff is fake then that lame and makes me coming here even lamer

  33. They Lamebook edited it ALOT….if I could I’d show you the original to compare, it’s definitely different, when I saw it I was wondering the SAME thing, do they edit all their stuff?

  34. I had heard from someone else that said their stuff was edited, but I didnt think too much about it… But you are the 2nd in the short time I’ve been here… So its looking fairly common

    Lamebook is lucky the girls here flirt with me or I’d be gone, lol

  35. Do you have facebook? If so, you can add me Jizzelle Belmar…the real one is on my wall. Yeah, I never heard about the editing thing, I thought it was all genuine LAME!

  36. It’s a lamebook love connection!

    If you two get into a tumultuous, angst ridden relationship can you please, please document it here?

  37. @Miss Shegas….I actually got an add from a GIRL…so if it’s a tumultuous, angst ridden lesbian relationship, I’ll be sure to keep you updated.

  38. I do have a facebook… little surprised you’d post your name here… I will look later tonight, off work now and have to get ready to run my teeball team meeting… if you look at my name here you will know my friends request… plus I’m the only jay with a sister and wife with the same name, just spelled different, lol

  39. plus I’m married… not going anywhere… Have no plans of changing that

  40. I didn’t think it was smart to post my name…then I figured, who the heck reads these comments?? LOL…wait your wife has the SAME name! Epic.

  41. Lamebook Rascal

    Freaks like me read these comments and to make it worse you are hot. At least your profile seems to be on private….

  42. LOL…it is private, you have to add me as a friend, so i didn’t think putting my name up was a bad idea, it just surprised me that it was edited…and I don’t think ppl know they do that. “And to make it worse I’m hot”…hahahahahaha.

  43. Dammit, Profesh the CAUFC has just ruined my TLA joke, it’ll now have to become the TLI joke which nowhere near as funny. Bollocks.

  44. Lamebook Rascal

    Just expect a few friend requests from blokes. I can’t be the only one bored at work reading through all the lamebook comments.

  45. I am so damn proud to see my 15 minutes of fame here on Lamebook. My life is now complete, and I can die a slightly bitter man.

    And yes Jizzelle is hot. Super, smoking hot. Like “holy shit, my hard-on just burst through my jeans” hot. And she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine. :P

  46. LOL Rondy, you’re such a turd!! Your 15 mins of fame, lmao. I can’t believe they cut out my bust on Jay…Lamebook sucks. My hard-on just burst through my jeans, lmfao.

  47. You know you love it babydoll. I’d make you bark like a chicken! <3

  48. Ohh Rondy, it’s not the first time you promised me that…idk if it’s a threat or a promise =)

  49. Lmfao! It’s BOTH of course!

  50. I wish I had friends like Rondy and Jay on my FB. My friends are all boring and supportive.

  51. I’m never supportive, I’m just rude. It just works for me because Jizzelle has a crush on me. Bwahahahahahaha!

  52. hahahahahaahaa…i do, i do.

  53. Jizzelle, them cutting it down is probably bc you sent it in. Every time someone has obviously sent their own in, they get torn up in the comments. So you should probably be thankful LB cut this one down.

  54. WHAT. THE. FUCK??? “jizzelle” AND “RondyR” are fucking here? Apart from editing their shit lamebook rocks. it’s like walking through miami airport and all of a sudden you see j-wow and the situation…that’s what it feels like to me. and now slimjayz is like the kid who jay-wow meets at the club and they hook up and exchange facebook profiles? man!

  55. lmfao. gregory just killed me.

  56. Definately, dboy. Gregory FTW. lol

  57. @rondy – DAMNIT of my friends i’m the rude one!! so they get the funny shit on their walls!! damnit. grrr… rondy sweetie be my friend and i’ll rock your world! you can make me bark like a chicken and roll over like a goose…. (hahahaha laughing my ass off at that)

  58. Oh I’m more than happy to be your happy lil’ friend; even more so if you’re hot. Yes, I’m a dog, but I’m okay with that.

    It’s just /rondy.reeves to find me. Let the epic-ness begin! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  59. And yes Lamebook is awesome. Long have I viewed Lamebook and nearly pissed myself from laughter. I’m just so damn happy to finally be on here! I dunno if Jizzelle was the one who submitted it or not, but fuckin’ epic nonetheless!

  60. Apart from the praise that you are giving yourself in the comment section , this post is indeed funny material…

    Except for the fact that i am guessing you guys planned al this

    Oh yeah and she is goddamn hot that Jizzle , good on ya miss.

    slim is married ? Thats the most shocking thing about this whole post.

    And Johnny is going to take her back , nice guys always finish last. Nice guys and absolute pricks make it easier on the rest of us to get laid , so i love the Johhny types for that.

  61. Almost forgot , PFF is a valid reason to dump a dumb bitch.

    It just is.

  62. I’m thinking the other guy blew her off when she got there.

    And Geezus Martha, thanks for making me laugh at an old man passing out while trying to take a shit.

  63. I don’t think anyone “plans” these things…and if they did, then that’d be pretty stupid…dumping a girl for PFF is always a valid reason =)

  64. Wouldn’t you dump a guy if he becomes a fatso ?

    And i make a distinction between big girls and fat girls , the first is the way you are built the latter is the way you became after munching away …

  65. lol

  66. Oh but I only love fatties…so PFF is not a problem for me =)

  67. Johnny.. dump the whoring b!tch.

    Mandi… I think James from the top thread is perfect for you.

  68. Jizelle , i was about to send you a friend request but i am not fat at all , i am in great shape unfortunately

    Damn you exercise

  69. hahahaha I’ve already received quite a few from ppl who wanna see the real conversation on my wall….no fatties yet though =(

  70. I’m not a fatty either, but also havent sent a request… Havent had time for shit at home… I’m busier at home then at work… I come here to relax, lol

  71. How can I add you if I can’t search for your Jizzelle? Is this something commonly known, or am I just facebook illiterate?

  72. *you, typoooo sorry.

  73. Try searching again?

  74. I knew a girl by the name of Giselle and her nickname with all her good friends was “Jizz.” I could never keep a straight face when they called her that. XD

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