I’ll never understand why viral status updates make it onto Lamebook. Hundreds, if not thousands, of people had that MLK “quote” as their status for like a week running. It was old then, but even older now, over a week later, to suddenly see it featured. Although I do suppose posting it lives up to the “lame” part of “Lamebook.”
Well, Douche, thing is I’ve never seen that. Maybe because my contacts don’t answer to such idiotic ‘click me’ stupid viral statuses or maybe because we tend to just post a big FUCK YOU everytime one of those appear in Most Recent.
Children, children, there is a perfectly simple solution to this problem. From now on, douchetastic will no longer read the Lamebook entries, and iamamofoisanunfunnytroll will no longer read the comments. There, settled.
Am I the only one who is annoyed with the whole “see who views your profile” thing? There’s a difference between looking at someone’s profile and “stalking” them. I don’t understand why people flatter themselves that if someone looks at their profile every now and then it must mean that they are obsessed with them.
The only person who is consistently funny on LB is Stever. I’ve read it hundreds of times but it still makes me laugh.
The say ‘variety is the spice of life’, but Stever is the tomato/coconut milk base.